Hey peeps. I'm doing a Bleach survey. I'll be surveying these following groups of people: Ichigo & his friends, the lieutenants, the captains, the Espada, the Arrancars, the Urahara shop, the three former captains, the vizards, and a very special group (not going to be mentioned on who they are). Each chapter that will survey each of these groups will be 25 – 50 questions. Since there are 10 captains, I will interview a few of them, and same goes with the lieutenants, Espada, Arrancars, & vizards. Enjoy! P.S. I will use my OC as the surveyor.
(Shirayuri has logged in)
(shuffles a bunch of small pieces of paper and draws a piece)
Shirayuri: OK, we will survey… the following captains: Soifon, Byakuya Kuchiki, Shunsui Kyoraku, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Kenpachi Zaraki, and Jushiro Ukitake. Better go inform them to log on. Be right back.
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About an hour later,
(Shirayuri has logged in)
Shirayuri: Some time now…
(Soifon has logged in)
(Byakuya has logged in)
(Shunsui has logged in)
(Toshiro has logged in)
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Shirayuri: Are you guys ready?
Soifon: Might as well be
Byakuya: …
Shunsui: Couldn't be better and Captain Kuchiki, couldn't you have actually answered it
Jushiro: Yes, I'm ready. And Shunsui, be quiet
Toshiro: Enough with the arguing, and yes we all are ready
Kenpachi: This better be worth my time
Shirayuri: Don't worry. You'll enjoy this
(Shirayuri has logged off)
Kenpachi: Great… our surveyor has logged off
Toshiro: Shut up, Zaraki
Shunsui: Now, now, please be nice
Jushiro: She must be getting the questions
Soifon: Why did I get picked along with a bunch of idiots?
Byakuya: When you refer to 'idiots,' do you include me as well?
Soifon: Of course not, Captain Kuchiki
Q.1. If you could chose who your lieutenant was, who would they be?
Soifon: I would prefer Shuhei Hisagi, much calmer and respectful
Byakuya: I'll stick with Renji
Shunsui: Ah… I'd very gladly stick with Nanao. You see –
Toshiro & Jushiro: ALL OF US ALREADY KNOW WHY!
Shunsui: Alright, alright
Toshiro: I would gladly accept anyone but Rangiku
Kenpachi: I would never accept anyone but Yachiru. She's been with me for a long time now
Jushiro: (sigh) I would want Kaien, but…
Q.2. Who is your biggest rival?
Soifon: I don't know, never thought about it
Byakuya: No one… yet
Shunsui: Let's see… I honestly don't know
Toshiro: Ichigo Kurosaki
Kenpachi: Hey, that's my rival
Everyone: YOU HAVE A RIVAL?!
Kenpachi: Yes, I do
Jushiro: I don't know
Q.3. Who is your idol?
Soifon: Lady Yoroichi
Byakuya: My late wife
Shunsui: Nanao
Toshiro: Hyourinmaru
Kenpachi: Ichigo
Jushiro: Kaien
Q.4. Who do you despise THE most?
Soifon: My lieutenant
Byakuya: Ichigo Kurosaki
Shunsui: Old man Yamamoto
Toshiro: Too many to list
Kenpachi: Those who think I'm weak
Jushiro: Sometimes Kiyone and Sentaro
Q.5. If you were to protect someone with your life, who would they be?
Soifon: Lady Yoroichi
Byakuya: Rukia
Shunsui: Nanao
Toshiro: Momo
Kenpachi: Yachiru
Jushiro: Anyone
Q.6. What's your favorite color?
Soifon: Purple
Byakuya: Mint
Shunsui: Pink
Toshiro: Blue
Kenpachi: Red
Jushiro: White
Q.7. What's your favorite ice cream flavor: chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, or none of the above?
Soifon: None of the above
Byakuya: None of the above
Shunsui: Strawberry
Toshiro: Chocolate
Kenpachi: None of the above
Jushiro: Vanilla
Q.8. What's one of your hobbies?
Soifon: To perfect Shunpo
Byakuya: Walk in my garden
Shunsui: Snooze on the roof
Toshiro: Annoy Momo
Kenpachi: Train
Jushiro: Have tea
Q.9. Which would you prefer: chocolate or honey?
Soifon: Honey
Byakuya: Honey
Shunsui: Honey
Toshiro: Chocolate
Kenpachi: Honey
Jushiro: Honey
Toshiro: Am I the only one that likes chocolate?
Everyone: Yes.
Q.10. Who is the strongest female?
Soifon: Lady Yoroichi
Byakuya: …
Shunsui: Hard to say
Toshiro: You
Kenpachi: I don't know; I don't give a shit for who the strongest female is
Jushiro: I don't know; you should have more respect for females, Kenpachi
Q.11. What's your favorite animal?
Soifon: Cats
Byakuya: I don't know
Shunsui: Whatever Nanao likes
Toshiro: Does a dragon count?
Kenpachi: Lions
Jushiro: Peaceful birds
Q.12. What's your favorite insect?
Soifon: Butterfly
Byakuya: None
Shunsui: None
Toshiro: None
Kenpachi: None
Jushiro: Butterfly
Q.13. Who is the person you envy most?
Soifon: Lady Yoroichi
Byakuya: Ichigo Kurosaki
Shunsui: Old man Yamamoto
Toshiro: Ichigo Kurosaki
Kenpachi: Ichigo Kurosaki
Jushiro: Kaien
Q.14. Ok… we're about to play "Would you rather…," is everyone ready?
Soifon: Oh gosh
Byakuya: This can't be good
Shunsui: This is going to be fun
Toshiro: I don't know how we know you, Yuri? How were you made captain anyway?
Kenpachi: This might actually be worth my time
Jushiro: Toshiro, you should be nice to Yuri here
(Shirayuri has logged in)
Shirayuri: To answer your questions, Captain Hitsugaya, you know me because of Captain Kuchiki, and I was made captain 'cause I achieved Bankai like the rest. And don't make me spill out your secret
Everyone: HE HAS A SECRET AND HE TOLD YOU AND NOT ANY OF US! HE BARELY KNOWS YOU!
Toshiro: You're annoying
Shirayuri: I know ;)
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Q.15. Would you rather watch all of the One Piece episodes nonstop or watch your worst T.V. show for the rest of your life?
Soifon: Watch One Piece
Byakuya: Same as above
Shunsui: Same as above
Toshiro: Same as above
Kenpachi: The hell if I ever watch it; One Piece is stupid. I'll go with my worst T.V. show
Everyone: Seriously…
Kenpachi: Yes
Jushiro: Watch One Piece
Q.16. Would you rather die painfully or live with the most annoying person?
Soifon: Die painfully
Byakuya: Same as above
Shunsui: Live with most annoying person
Toshiro: Die painfully
Shunsui: Don't you already have to spend most the time with the most annoying person?
Toshiro: This is starting to become really annoying. And yes. I do.
Kenpachi: Live with the most annoying person
Jushiro: Die painfully
Q.17. Would you rather be attacked by a giant snake or an angry piranha?
Soifon: Uh… whichever one is worse?
Byakuya: Giant snake
Shunsui: Yuri, can't you ask questions that entertain or aren't dangerous?
Everyone: No, these are better than personal info
Shunsui: Ugh… giant snake
Toshiro: Angry piranha
Kenpachi: Whichever one is more powerful
Jushiro: Giant Snake
Q.17. Would you rather marry a vain person or a person with a poor image?
Soifon: N/A
Byakuya: N/A
Shunsui: N/A
Toshiro: N/A
Kenpachi: N/A
Jushiro: N/A
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Shirayuri: Aw… you guys are no fun. Now, I'm sad. ):
Everyone: Sorry, but we just can't answer it.
Shirayuri: *tearful of eyes* YOU DON'T LOVE ME!
Everyone: We do, it's just –
Shirayuri: *crying hysterically* YOU DON'T LOVE ME AT ALL!
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Toshiro: She'll get over it
Shunsui: That's mean
Jushiro: We really didn't mean to upset her
Byakuya: Poor girl…
Kenpachi: She's so lonely, eh
Shunsui: We'll have to apologize to her later
Soifon: Yes, I agree. Please continue
Q.18. Alright… would you rather eat 30 pounds of cheese in one sitting or a bucket of peanut butter (with no water)?
Soifon: *surprised* How the hell do you come up with these? And I guess it would be…. the peanut butter thing
Byakuya: The peanut butter thing
Shunsui: Cheese
Toshiro: Peanut butter… it's very tasty
Kenpachi: Cheese
Jushiro: Peanut butter
Q.19. Would you rather be invisible or be able to read minds?
Soifon: Be invisible
Byakuya: Read minds
Shunsui: Read minds
Toshiro: Be invisible
Kenpachi: Be invisible
Jushiro: Read minds
Q.20. Would you rather be loved by everyone or love only one person and that person only?
Soifon: Be loved
Byakuya: Be loved
Shunsui: Be loved
Toshiro: Love only one person
Kenpachi: Love only one person
Jushiro: Be loved
Q.21. We're almost done… how do you feel?
Soifon: Amazing, best survey
Byakuya: Better than we started
Shunsui: Wowed
Toshiro: Not annoyed anymore, more relaxed
Kenpachi: You were right, Yuri, this was fun. I feel amazing
Jushiro: Calm yet happy
Q.22. Ok… Would you be surveyed again (with complicated questions)?
Soifon: Yes
Byakuya: Since it takes up time, yes
Shunsui: Yes
Toshiro: Yes, it kept me busy
Kenpachi: Yes, it kept me entertained
Jushiro: Yes
Q.23. What are your plans after this?
Soifon: Check on the Stealth Force
Byakuya: Check on Renji… I have a bad feeling
Shunsui: Snooze
Toshiro: Avoid Rangiku
Kenpachi: Find Yachiru
Jushiro: Have some tea
Q.24. Um… When's the next captain's meeting without the head captain and whose place is it going to take place?
Soifon: It's next week and you're hosting
Byakuya: Next Tuesday your place
Shunsui: Yep
Toshiro: Yeah, but aren't you in Karakura Town?
Kenpachi: No, she returned two days ago
Jushiro: She told us not to tell you
Toshiro: Why?
Everyone: DON'T ASK US! ASK HER!
Toshiro: Alright, I'll ask her later
Q.25. Last question… what's your mood?
Soifon: Normal
Byakuya: N/A
Shunsui: Happy
Toshiro: Upset
Kenpachi: Happy
Jushiro: Calm
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Shirayuri: *embarrassed* Sorry, Captain Hitsugaya, I wanted to give you a surprise, but it didn't work 'cause I forgot that the meeting was going to take place at mine
Toshiro: *even more mad* Why did you want to give me a surprise?!
Shirayuri: Uh… I have my reasons
Toshiro: I'M GOING TO GET YOU, MIYASHINTA!
Shunsui: RUN, YURI, RUN! AND HIDE!
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Toshiro: YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!
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Soifon: I'm going to go help her
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Byakuya: This… is bad…
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Shunsui: I better help her as well
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Kenpachi: This is going to be hilarious!
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Jushiro: *sigh*
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