Dokuro: okay, this is the first chapter where i have to do all the crappy disclaimers, warning, ect.! here goes
Gaara: Dokuro owns absolutly nothing, zilch! nada! its actually quite funny!
Dokuro: SHUT UPP!!!
Sasuke & naruto: this is the warning part, there is extreme yaoi...
Sasuke: between my lover and my brother..this is sick! you should burn in hell, dokuro!
Dokuro: ne this is the itachi naruto section, fuck of back to sasuke naruto! growls
sasuke: EEP!
itachi: MUHAHA! i love this section!
Naruto: AND...BEGIN!!!!
Itachi sat on the ground, starring at the little piece of paper. Naruto Uzumaki… he sighed. That was his brother's best friend. Not that he cared for his brother, its just that he didn't want to fight him. He didn't want any trouble. All he wanted was to get him and leave. But of course it wouldn't be that simple. Nothing is ever that simple. He studied that small picture of the blonde. He was angelic. His blond locks and golden bronze skin, and magnificent blue eyes. He sighed. Apparently Naruto had no family or friends, but how is that possible?! He is so beautiful! Unlike his brother. Ugly and pale, like himself but Sasuke was so dead, where as he was stronger.
"ne? that's the kid?!" Kisame snorted
"hai"
"kinda cute, ne?"
"hn…"
"how bout's I capture him and take him away and you fight-"
"now hope in hell Kisame, you would just rape him"
"…and? S'not like you wont"
"shut up and go scope the parameter" Itachi growled at him, as he disappeared. This is going to be troublesome… suddenly he saw something fly past his nose at a close range. He flew backwards and activated his sharinggan. Kuso! He growled and killed the trespasser "you shouldn't of done that" he burnt the body and set off through the town, towards the blondes house. He crept in through the window and saw the sleeping blond. He looked like a little child. Scooping him into his arms he quickly darted out of the house and disappeared into the forest.
Kisame: ...why cant i rape naru?!
itachi & sasuke: HE'S MINE!
naruto: actually i am Dokuro's
DOKURO!:HA BEG FOR HIM BACK YOU SCUM!
Itachi: review or i will come and eat you...the bad way!
Sasuke: there's not much to review...
Dokuro!: if i get enough reviews i will continue! REVIEW!! sending mind alternating brain waves!!!