Intros.
Everyone gathered in the TV room. "What's this all about Xemnas?" Saix walked through the doorway, even though he could have teleported in.
"With the arrival of Larxene, we can continue." The gravelly low voice of Xemnas rolled forth.
"Get on with it." Axel chimed in from the back.
"May I?" A black glove tapped Xemnas on the shoulder. A nobody that had never been seen before stood behind Xemnas.
"My name is Velnox. I lost my heart, or rather gave up my heart after being pushed to a point I won't discuss. I'm just saying that if you mess with me, I'll kill you. And that's no empty threat. I mutilated some random nobody outside because I didn't like how it looked at me. Literally, it twitched at me wrong, and I stabbed it in the face; or whatever face there's supposed to be."
The young boy was in his late teens to early adulthood. "So, needless to say I'll need someone to show me around. Any volunteers?" He crossed his arms as a dark portal opened, and Larxene stumbled out.
"Demyx! How many times do I have to tell you? The dark corridors are not an excuse for cleaning your room!" Velnox rubbed his chin. Dirty thoughts were already forming in his head. "Would that involve the chains?" He thought.
"I didn't give you permission to speak. Here in 'The World that Never Was' I am the boss. You may have been a nobody for a really long time, but I still call the shots." Xemnas scolded Velnox.
"Well, you know what? If I didn't think you'd kick me out, I'd kill you." Velnox pointed Xemnas in the face, tapping his nose. Axel, Xigbar, Luxord, Lexeaus, and Demyx all burst out laughing at Xemnas' unmitigated pwnage. "Now, I'm going to my room before I slit everybody's non-existing throats. Somebody say something." He just opened a portal and faded from sight.
"Oh great another homicidal maniac." Vexen rolled his eyes.
"Oooohh you got dissed…burrrrnedddd." Axel jeered from the back.
Just before he entered the portal, Velnox glared at Larxene. It wasn't one of those "I'm coming after you because you're the only girl" look. It was more like an "I'll kill you if you even BREATHE at me look." In the two seconds Velnox and Larxene stared at each other, 15 million lives entered and blinked out of existence and THAT'S the last you'll hear of them
"What's his damage?" Larxene asked Marluxia. He shrugged and got up. The role of Marluxia will not be utilized in this story; so from here on out, Marluxia will be filled by P. Diddy, because I'm the writer and I feel like it.
"Well… I guess that's all" Xemnas disappeared as well.
"This was a waste of time." Saix got up.
"I hate you all. I'm going back to my room." Zexion followed Saix out of the room; as did Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen, Lexeaus, Demyx, and P. Diddy, who was doing the "Harlem Shake" as he walked out in his "Vote or Die" shirt. (lol, shameless plugging. Voting and rappers? What will I think of next)
"Well who's up for a night of binge drinking?" Luxord rubbed his hands together.
Velnox's POV
"What a bunch of 'tards." I thought unpacking my things. I obviously wasn't kicked out by my previous comments, because Xemnas would have sent Sorcerers after me. Yeah, I knew about his little temper. "I can't believe he put me on the XIIIth floor. I guess I WILL have to kill him." I thought as I spread my velvet sex cover over my rotating hover bed. (A/N- In case anyone didn't catch the reference, it's from Futurama)
"Knock-Knock" Went the door.
"Great, more idiocy." I said out loud, so that the uninvited guest could hear me. Before I could even touch the knob, it blew open.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" Larxene grabbed me by the collar.
"GO…AWAY!" I forcibly removed myself from her grip. It was rather flimsy. I guess it's either because she hasn't been a nobody that long, or she's just a REALLY weak nobody.
"You gave me a dirty look in the TV Room. What was it?" She grabbed her wrist, and rubbed it. I think I might have sprained it. Larxene stood up. She noticed the red velvet cover.
"Are you expecting something to happen here?" She put her hands on her waist, and stared at me.
"If I wanted it to happen, it would. You couldn't stop me anyway. I'd take what I wanted and leave you crying on the floor." I tried to unpack before she HAD to continue to speak.
Unfortunately she did. "You think I'm weak because I'm a woman?"
She grabbed my shoulder and turned me around. It seemed as if I upset her. Actually that'd be impossible as we were nobodies, and have no emotions. I just HAD to pick at her.
"Are you ANGRY?" I smiled. "Tell me, how long has it been? When was the last time someone rocked your world?" I taunted her. Her face was red with anger and embarrassment. "Do you even remember what it feels like? Can you EVEN feel anymore?" I got in her face moving slowly towards her as she backed away.
Larxene moved her left leg back. "Are you going to run away?" Velnox moved closer to her again. Larxene, instead of running, decided to try and knee him in the groin. As it moved closer, Velnox grabbed her knee and flung her to the floor.
"What are you going to do?" She trembled. My presence was a bit intimidating to her.
"Nothing." Velnox turned back to his bed. "I told you to go away." He smiled internally taking a set of handcuffs from the box. Larxene couldn't understand why that had happened. Maybe it was being overpowered, or maybe it was being rejected, but either way Larxene was attracted to him.