I was reading 25 Annoying Things to Do In An Elevator, and I could picture the Doctor Who characters doing a lot of the things. So I wrote this, of course. The rest should be up soon. Each chapter should be pretty short. Please review! Constructive criticism welcome, but those of you who just want to complain about hating Rose or whatever, don't bother. Anyway, enjoy!
1) Crack open your bag or purse, look inside of it and ask, "got enough air in there?"
A man walked onto the elevator on the third floor. Already inside of it were two young women. They smiled at him, and he gave them each a quick smile. He then pressed the button for the floor of his destination, floor twenty-five. They rode in silence for a few floors. Then, the blonde opened her bag and looked inside of it.
"Are you all right in there? Got enough air?" she asked. "Hello, are you all right?" She looked up at her friend. "Oh, Donna, he's not answering."
"What's wrong with him Rose? Is he all right?"
"I don't know…"
"Well when was the last time you checked on him?"
"Only about twenty minutes ago…"
"Hello, buddy, are you okay?" Donna leaned over to look into the bag, and Rose held it up for her to see. Both women kept asking whatever it was in the bag if it was all right. At floor fourteen, them man pushed the button and got off. As soon as the doors were closed behind him, they high-fived each other and began laughing.
"Did ya see his face?" Rose gasped.
"Yeah, see, told you it's fun to mess with people on elevators!"