Warning: Rated M for later Chaps which contain Yaoi, Rape, and Masturbation in later chapters.

Disclaimer: I don▓t own Naruto or any of the characters.

Note- Hi This is my first fan fic and I promise to stay faithful to and make it 10+ chaps.
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Chapter One- Loves not in the Air

⌠Good Morning students■ he said, ⌠Good morning Mr. Kakashi┘■ the class droned on. ⌠Today we will be covering Poe▓s style of literature┘■, ⌠Ya lots of bloody deaths■ a blond boy shouted out earning laughs from the rest of the students. The man cleared his throat quieting down the students ⌠As I was saying we will be studying Poe today, but first I have a few announcements.■ he cleared his throat again. ⌠One I▓ve received a note from the principal stating that Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha , and Choji Akimichi will be in lunch detention for the next month due to their exploits yesterday.■ He paused and gave a sharp stare at the blond boy. ⌠and should go to the vice-principals office during your lunch period, two I would like to welcome a new student to the class┘■ he paused walking over to the door obviously going to make a grand entrance. ⌠Shikamaru Nara!■

A thin, pale boy walked through the doors. He was average height and wore his jet black hair in a ponytail which accentuated his forehead and mahogany colored eyes. As for what he was wearing he had on low riding black jeans, A pair of white sneakers with black designs, and finally a overly large black hoodie covering the entire upper half of his body. ⌠Now Shikamaru I▓d like you to tell the class three things about your-self and then go sit over there next to Kiba.■ Mr. Kakashi then walked over to the board a began scribbling something down which Shikamaru could not see because he was now facing the class.

⌠What a drag┘■ Shikamaru said under his breath. ⌠Hi my name is Shikamaru, I like to read, swim, and relax■ he said in a monotone voice surveying the class. Sitting in the back left corner were three guys one blond, one a little chubby, and one looking like he would gladly kill his own brother if some one asked, he guessed these were the ones that got in trouble earlier. In the front row was a boy wearing all green, a girl with pink hair, and a boy with long brown hair that was already feverishly taking notes. In the middle row sat a girl that just sat there avoiding every ones eyes, another girl with long blond hair, a boy with large sunglasses, a girl that kept constantly fanning her self, and a boy with purple face makeup on. In the back right corner were he was supposed to sit was a tall muscular boy who also had on face makeup, he was guessing this was Kiba on his opposite side sat a red head that had black eyeliner on.

⌠What a crowd■ Shikamaru said under his breath as he walked to his seat in the corner. Shikamaru let out a stifled gasp, now he knew what Mr. Kakashi had been writing on the board. They were his standardized test scores and his regular grades from his last school. The class sat in silence staring at the board but Shikamaru could feel glaring eyes boring n to the back of his head. ⌠You see these are the kind of grades you should be getting if you want to make anything of yourselves on day■ said Mr. Kakashi pointing at the strait A+ and his perfect score on the standardized test written on the board. ⌠You see what happens when you apply yourself┘■ the teacher droned on. Through all of the evil stares he was getting and the felling of disaster in his stomach Shikamaru managed a smirk, that teacher didn▓t know what kind of student he really was.

Shikamaru was lazy and he wasn▓t afraid to say so. Although he was a genius he didn▓t care all he wanted was to relax and to have no worries in life so he usually fell asleep in class and never did his homework. The only reasons he had those scores was so that he could put himself through these fancy privet schools on scholarship alone. He had to do this on account of the fact that his dad is a drunk and doesn▓t work and his mothers dead. His responsibly is to go to a good college get a job and put his dad in rehab. He also had an after school job because of his dad or did until he had to move, had being used in the most forceful definition of the word. And that was his responsibility today, to find a new job. Quite a lot of responsibilities for a lazy bum.

Shikamaru pried his eyes away from the board, this is not good, this is not good, were the only thoughts running through his head. Whenever anyone found out he was a genius they always hated him for it. Well it was to much trouble to think of it now so Shikamaru would just take a nap. Soon you could hear faint snoring coming from the new kid as his back lifted slowly upwards and back down again. Shikamaru had his head wrapped in his arms drooling on the desk, ⌠Mr. Nara■ Mr. Kakashi screamed ⌠How dare you sleep in my class■ he was almost fuming at the ears now. ⌠Well lets see if those grades really befit you, and since you have been paying attention so well you shouldn▓t have any problems with this question.■ he then faced Shikamaru in the face ⌠Name three poems by Edger Allen Poe and what type of poem the are now, out loud, and to be counted as a test.■ He then stopped talking waiting or an answer. ⌠The pit and the pendulum, The raven, and Annabel-Lee■ Shikamaru paused ⌠He writes elegies■ Shikamaru then when back to sleep.

Mr. Kakashi face was now turning red with anger and frustration "Mr. Nara go to the office now". "What but I didn't do anything, you asked me to answer your stupid question" Kiba was now trying to stifle his hysterical laughter by pinching his nose and practically suffocating himself. "Oh so you think this is funny Kiba, well you can go to the office to" Kiba now stopped laughing and he looked at Mr. Kakashi. "You can't do that, you know that I▓ll be suspended if I go there again. "Oh well that▓s to bad now you tow go while I continue with my lesson" Mr. Kakashi seamed to be back to his normal and collected state. "Oh and don't try to skip the office I'll call later". Kiba▓s head dropped at these words. "Fine lets go" Shikamaru said as he got up, grabbed his stuff, and walked out the door. Kiba moved his mouth as if he was going to protest but with a stern look from the teacher he grabbed his thing and walked out of the class room to.

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