Cast
- Kristen 21 - 33
- Robert 22 - 34
- Nessie 5 - 17
- Lizzy 21 - 33
- Victoria 4 - 16
- James 0 - 17
(Kris & Rob are married)
(1am)
Nessie: Mommie ?
Kris: (wakes up) Yes ?
Nessie: I had a nightmare
Kris: Come and sleep with us
Nessie: But daddie will be mad
Kris: No he won't come on
Nessie: Okay then
(1pm)
Rob: Babe wake up
Kris: (wakes up) Noo it's too early
(RIng,ring)
Rob: Kris it's 1pm
Kris: WHAT ?, Where's Nessie ?
Rob: Don't worry i've took her to school after finding her in our bed
Kris: Oops, don't be so hard she had a nightmare
Rob: I know
(Nikki runs in)
Kris: Who was on the phone ?
Nikki: The school
Rob: Why ?
Nikki: Nessie's with the princable
Robsten: WHAT ?
(5 mins later)
(The kids are sat in the Princable's office)
Princable: Now then kids who pressed the alarm ?
Viccy: So did not, it was you two
Jake: She did
Viccy: Liar !
Nessie: It was you Viccy
Viccy: Was not
(Buzz)
Speaker: Sir they're here
Princable: Let them in
Viccy: Who ?
(Kris & Rob come in)
Kris: Sorry were late
Princable: Ah Mr & Mrs Pattinson, please sit down
(Kris & Rob sit down)
Princable: Here's the thing Mrs Pattinson, one of these pests have pressed the fire alarm
Nessie: (Crying) I said it wasn't me, it was viccy
Viccy: Was not
(Kris hugs Nessie)
Rob: Excuse me ?
Princable: I said...
Rob: I heard you that's...
Kris: Rob, don't
Rob: Sorry but it's true
Kris: I know and were off
Rob: Off where ?
Kris: Home, I don't see the point when Nessie never does anything, you...
(Rob puts his hand on Kris's mouth)
Rob: Not now
Kris: Fine, i'll be back. Come on Nessie
(Kris pulls Nessie out, with Rob tagging along)
Kris: That was so evil, i mean how can someone say that ?
(Rob picks up Nessie)
Rob: Go to sleep darling
Nessie: Okay, sorry
Kris: You didn't do anything, don't be
(Nessie falls asleep)
Kris: (Yawns) Gosh i'm soo tired
(Rob puts Nessie on his back & picks Kris up bridal style)
Kris: (Squeals) What are you doing ?
Rob: (Smiles) Letting you sleep
Kris: (Giggles) Thanks
Rob: It's fine, go to sleep
Kris: Love you
Rob: Love you too
(Kris already sleep)
(3 hours later)
(Bang, Bang)
Kris: I'll get it
(Kris opens the door)
Lizzy: HOW DARE YOU..
(Lizzy pushes Kris)
Kris: What ?
Lizzy: HOW DARE YOU BLAME MY DAUGHTER..
(Lizzy punches Kris)
Rob: Kris ?
(Rob puts Nessie on the counter)
Rob: Babe ?
(Rob runs to the girls and drags Lizzy off Kris)
Kris: Owww
Rob: Are you alright ?
Kris: No my wrist kills
(Rob picks up Kris)
Rob: What's going on ?
Lizzy:Her...
Kris: I didn't blame her
Lizzy: Then i want a few rounds with your daughter
Kris: The hell you will
(Kris jumps out of Robs arms and jumps on Lizzy)
Rob: Hey..
(Rob picks up Kris and pushes Lizzy)
Kris: Owww
Nessie: Mommie are you hurt ?
Kris: No darling i'm fine
Rob: No you're not, Nessie can you get me an Icepack please ?
Nessie: Yess Daddie
(Nessie skips off)
Rob: Lizzy just go now
(Lizzy leaves)
Nessie: Here you are Daddie
Rob: Thanks baby
(Rob puts the icepack on Kris's wrist)
Kris: Ahhh
Rob: I think it's broken
Kris: No it can't be, i have to...
Rob: Come on
Kris: Where to ?
Rob: The hospital
Kris: Ahhh fine
(1 hour later)
Doctor: I'm afraid you seem to have a broken wrist. You need rest. What colour pot do you want ?
Nessie: Can I choose ?
Kris: Fine
Nessie: PINK!
Kris: Noooo
Nessie: BLUE!
Kris: Thats better
Doctor: Blue then ma'am
Kris: (Smiles) Yes please
Doctor: Would you like pink glitter
Nessie: GLITTER!
Kris: No way
Rob: Thanks Doc
Doctor: It's fine just make sure she rests
Nessie: We will Doctor thank you
Doctor: It's fine here's a lollipop
Nessie: (Blushes) thank you
Rob: Let's go home
Kris: Alright then thanks
Doctor: No problem sweetheart
Rob: (Jealous) Come on.
They get in the car.
Kris: (Smirks) No need to be jealous Rob.
Rob: I'm not, but he shouldn't call you that
Nessie: Mommie sweetheart
Rob: And not you either Nessie
Nessie: Fine, love you Mommie & Daddie
Robsten: Love you too hunnie.
At home
Rob: Kris get into bed
Kris: Fine
Nessie: Mommie is your arm sore ?
Kris: Just a little bit, Will you go get me an ice pack please
Nessie: Ok Mommie
(Nessie skips off)
Kris: Rob !
Rob: Yes babe ?
Kris: Put Nessie to bed at 6:00 please i'm going to get some sleep
Rob: Ok hun. (Rob shuts the door) NESSIE !
Nessie: Yes Daddie ?
Rob: Don't go into Mommie's room
Nessie: (Opens Kris and Rob's bedroom door) Mommie I got you a pressie
Rob: Nessie come out!
Kris: It's alright she can lay in our bed until it's her bedtime but Nessie get your pjs on and thank you for the icepack
Nessie: Your welcome Mommie !
(Nessie skips off to get ready for bed)
Rob: I'll be there soon
Kris: Okay hun
(Rob kisses Kris Passionately)
Kris: I love you
(Kris pulls Rob closer)
Rob: (Smiles) That feels good
Kris: (Smiles) Oh really ?
Rob: (Smirks) Yeh if only ?
Kris: If only what ?
Rob: If only i could do this
(Rob starts kissing Kris's neck)
Kris: You can...
Ash: Can do what ?
(Rob falls off the bed)
Kellan: Yeh what ?
Kris: Ehh feel the covers ?
Nikki: Nice save
(Rob gets up)
Rob: I'm the master of saves
Kellan: Nope it's Kris, sorry Rob
(Nessie skips in mad)
Nessie: DADDIE VERY BAD DADDIE !
Rob: What have i done now ?
Nessie: YOU LICKED MOMMIE'S NECK, BAD DADDIE
Kris: Thank you Nessie, BAD DADDIE
Rob: That's it
(Rob runs to Kris and picks her up)
Kris: Ahhh put me down
Nessie: BAD DADDIE PUT MY MOMMIE DOWN
Rob: NOOOOO MY MOMMIE
Nessie: NOOO MY MOMMIE NOT YOUR'S
(Nessie start's hitting Rob's butt)
Rob: Hey that's Mommie's job
(Kris whacks Rob's butt)
(Rob drops Kris)
Rob: Awwwwwww
(Kris picks up Nessie)
Nessie: RUN MOMMIE RUN
(Kris runs downstairs into the lounge)
Rob: Get back here now
Nikki: What did she do ?
Rob: Whack my butt
Kellan: (Laughing) Well you did tell her to
Rob: I didn't mean it
Nikki: Well you shouldn't of said it then
Rob: Get back here
Kris: I'll get daddie, go hide
Nessie: Okay love you
Kris: Love you too
Rob: Where is that little munchkin ?
Nessie: Why would i tell you that ?
Rob: Because if you don't then i'm going to tickle mommie
(Rob starts tickling Kris)
Kris: NOOO STOP IT, NESSIE HELP ME
Nessie: But you told me to hide ?
Kris: RO...DADDIE, I'M GONNA WET MYSELF
Rob: I know and no-one can save yo...
(Rob falls on the floor)
Nikki: I saved mommie haha
Rob: Awww noo i wanted to tickle her
Ash: Well tough we need our mommie don't we Nessie ?
(Nessie comes out of the cupboard)
Nessie: Yes we need our mommie
Kellan: Well were off bye
Kris: Bye guys
Nessie: Bye smellies
Jack: Bye Ness
(Slam)
Nessie: My going to bed, night mommie, night daddie
Robsten: Night darling
(Slam)
Kris: I love you
Rob: Love you too by the way...
Kris: What ?
Rob: (Growls) Don't call me daddie again because i nearly took you right there
Kris: Oh sorry daddie
Rob: (Growls) Kris, your being a very bad girl
Kris: (Smiles) Maybe i want to be a bad girl tonight
Rob: (Smirks) Really ?
Kris: (Smiles) Night daddie
Rob: Right that's it
Kris: (Screams) Rob put me down
(Rob picks up Kris and runs to their bedroom)
*It's 12 years later, Nessie is 17 and she's engaged. We have 2 more kids now Lucy and mia they're 13. We moved house to New york where we all love it. After we moved we never stayed in touch with Lizzy and her daughters but we sorted things out. We've got new friends now and i finally met my real parents, they're names are Megan and David and they both work at the empire state building, which isn't that far away. I hope the kids have a great life just as i have*
I just want to say i absolutely loved writing this, it was the best out of all of them. Kristen and Robert were the ones that inspired me also the little Renesmee from Twilight, i love her name and her personality. Thanks
Josie xx