Rei: hello kai Kai: hi hoo iz dis?
Rei: its me rei Kai: hey rei aint sin yhu in a lung time Rei: yea it has been a long time hasnt it listen i need your help Kai: sure what wiv?
Rei: imkinddamightbesorttaprengnent!
Kai: yhur pregnent?
Rei: yeah will you help me?
Kai: sure wot dhu yhu need help wiv?
Rei: could i kindda stay at yours 4 a cupple of months?
Kai: r yhu sure?? i mean i dow fink dat my place will be the best place 4 yhu hwhile yhur Mpreg Rei: PLEASE kai i promise i wont be much trouble! and what does Mpreg mean?
Kai: Rei i dont mean that yhull be trouble mor lyk the town i live in! Mpreg means Male Preg Rei: why wots wrong wiv your town?? ohhhhhhh The M frm male and Preg frm pregncies Kai: whell where im frm its kind of Redneck town than anyfin and the adventures whe have.
Rei: nah i am a neko-jin tht means the baby takes a whole year not 9 months! so i start showin at 9 moths so please kai!
Kai: but wont the baby get hurt if yhur lyk punched or exersize summat lyk tht?
Rei: nah the only time the baby iz eva in danger of being miscaridged is after the nine months!
Kai:whel i guess yhu can cum 2 myn then cum 2 south park collarodo ill pik yhu up at the train station! ^_^ Rei: thank you soo much kai! ^_^ ill cya 2morro!
Kai: sure cya 2moz! oh and rei?
Rei: Yeh kai?
Kai: whose the father?
Rei: ohh jst sum1 who wants nwt 2 du wiv it.
kai: rei.
Rei: ok its bryan Kai: tht basterd ill kill him!
Rei: kai really dont do that hes not worth it so ill cya 2morro?
Kai: yhyh bye bye Rei xxx Kai: ohh and rei?
Rei: yhyh kai?
Kai: Dhu neko-jins have a spell 2 get ppl who rnt neko-jins preg?
Rei: yhyh...y dhu yhu want it 4 yhur BF?
Kai: nah 4 me!
Rei: yhur uke?
Kai: well its kinda hard not 2 be i mean he is 1 of teh most perverted men owt there but now he wants a family so.
Rei: kai that is the sweetest thing.
Rei: apart frm the most perverted men part lol Kai: sooo will yha bring the spell 4 me?
Rei: yhyh sure! ^^ bye bye kai! xxx Kai: tnx yhu xx byebyeRei xx

Kai Has Left The Chat.
Rei Has Left The Chat.
Kenny Has Left The Chat

By the bus stop in south park...

"Kyle!" Kai turned to see his boyfriend running towards him "Hey Kenny Whats wrong?" asked kai as his boyfriend had a angry face on "YOUR NAMES KAI HUH?!?!?!!" yelled kenny outraged Just then it seemed the world stoped for Kai......