When Kohan is sick
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"Lad-….gentleman" A mysteries man said (Pain BTW), he was dressed in a black with red clouds clouding, the other eight man also where dressed like this "I've gather you all here, because a very important situation haves come up….. As you may know our lady member, Kohan is sick…" Pain stopped when one of the other man raised his hand, he had a orange mask in his face but only one hole in it "Yes Tobi?" Pain said annoyed
"Can Tobi know what does Kohan-chan haves?"
"She haves a cold" Pain responded still annoyed
"Is-"Tobi was cut off by Pain
"Yes Tobi, she's dong the 'coffy coffy' sound" Pain said "…Kohan is sick and, today its Saturday, and because of her sickness she cant full fill her Saturday duties" Pain said and a wave of shock passed true all of the man "Who of you can be capable of….. Buying the grocery list?!"
"Well one thing its shore, Itashi cant" Kakuzu said
"And why it's that" Itashi said with his blood line activated
"Because your blind and wont see the lists" Kakuzu said
"I'm not blind!"
"Read this" Kakuzu grabbed a piece of paper 8x11 and draw the letter 'E' relay big it toke the hull paper
"It says…. 'Charlie came to the book store and stole the tree books he was dared to, but in his way out he found Rury who greeted him with a big hug' see I can reed" Itashi said, every body looked at the paper with the letter 'E' in it then back to Itashi
"Where the hell you got that story, hmm?!" Deidara asked as confused as the rest
"That's what is says" Itashi said as if it was obvious
"Hahahaha told you so, that an 'E' " Kakuzu said lighting
"Well then Itashi cant" Pain said
"Can Tobi.-" Tobi was cut off
"I can go" Kisame said
"No! No way hmm! I what to make a sea and land special next week, you wont buy the fish hmmm!!" Dedara protested
"Hell I wont!" Kisame said
"I better go hmm" Dedara said
"No you might explode every thing up" Hidan said "I'll go"
"No you wont buy anything at all, I'll go" Zetsu said
"We don't need a trail of blood leading towards our hideout I'll go" Sasori said
"No I'll go, remember what happened last time?" Kakuzu said
Flash back
Sasori was in a town just walking by then
"Oh… My… God… That like the hottest guy I've ever seen" I crazy girl shout and Sasori was chased for tree days by crazy girls.
End of flash back
"Its better than I go" Kakuzu said
"No, you'll go praying and forget about it" Itashi said, then Tobi raised his hand, more like waved it
"Yes Tobi" Pain said
"Tobi can go, Tobi is a good boy"
"sigh….Well then… every body give Tobi your lists" Pain said giving Tobi his won list, then out of no where Kohan appeared, she look half dead
sniff "I forgot to give you guys my list" cough cough Kohan said giving the list to Tobi
"The 'coffy coffy' sound!!!" Tobi shouted
"Yea Tobi…" Kohan said patting Tobi's head and waling away
"……" Tobi read the lists and then raised his hand again "Can Tobi ask what a tampon is?" Every one look at each other
"It's that in Kohan list" Pain asked
"Yes"
"Um… that's… that's a special kind of paper, you know that Kohan loves origami"
"Ohhh…" Tobi said smiling and left to the market
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XD that was pathetic…. I was bored to hell in my uncle's house the other day, so this came up I don't know exactly from what but any ways I hope it made you laugh if not Flame! Flame me! But if you liked it then review a nice comment .