"Piper, do we have any black paint?" Asked Phoebe, as she innocently tip-toed into the kitchen.
"Why? What do you want it for?" Replied Piper, a nervous look on her face. When Phoebe asked for random things it usually had a bad outcome.
"Oh... you know. The usual." Phoebe said casually opening cupboards and searching in drawers.
"No, no I don't know. What is the usual?" Piper's hand closed around her rolling pin and she held it tensely, ready to strike out at Phoebe.
Phoebe narrowed her eyes and looked around suspicously. "Can you keep a secret? Its really, *really* important."
Piper sighed and nodded, she knew this was going to be 'one of those Phoebe moments'.
"Ok," Phoebe tip-toed over and began whispering in Piper's ear. "War Paint... hunting... need weapons... deadly animals... Manor in danger." She finally finished and looked expectantly at Piper.
Her older sister pushed her off and wiped her ear. "Are you crazy? Gah, stupid question Piper. Listen Phoebe, I don't want to know about anymore of your crazy schemes, just use some chocolate mousse and get the hell out of my kitchen. And make sure you don't break anything!"
Phoebe went to the fridge and opened a small pot of chocolate mousse. With a grave look she smeared it on her face, like the war paint of a warrior, and bared her teeth. "I've got a Kit to catch." She stopped baring her teeth and began to lick the mousse off her fingers.
Piper sighed again and went upstairs.
* * *
Kit moved moved fast and kept against the wall. She knew that Phoebe would be coming soon, she had to get ready.
There was a loud clomping down the hall and Kit jumped, darting through the door at the end of the hall.
Phoebe leapt forwards and grabbed a small pair of scissors off the small table. Without pausing she threw them at the doorway.
There was a muffled hiss and the sound of frantic claws scrabbling away.
"DAMN IT!" Screamed Phoebe, as she bounced forwards on all fours, trying to get a 'Kits eye veiw' of The Manor. "I have to get Kit before she gets me... or all hell will break loose!"
A picture of Prue suddenly began to shake and then fell off the wall...smashing on Phoebe's head. She brushed the glass out of her hair and stared down at the picture of Prue. She could have sworn it was smirking slightly.
"Phoebe! What did I say about breaking things? Oh my god! You broke a Prue picture! Sacrilege!" She threw up her hands and blew the floor up underneath Phoebe.
Phoebe fell through and landed with a crash. Kit peeked round the door and sniggered. Good old Prue, getting Phoebe from beyond the grave. There was a creaking coming from under the house, Kit looked down nervously and saw a sharp blade poking up through the floor boards and stabbing at her.
Phoebe looped up and randomly stabbed her knife upwards. She'd get Kit eventually, she was sure of it.
Kit stood up on her hind legs and jumped, hooking her claws onto the wall and slowly edging along, pausing to catch her breath every few feet.
A spider landed on Phoebe's head and she began to scream, frantically hitting herself with a plank of wood to get it off. The spider giggled and jumped back into the shadows. Phoebe, being completely oblivious, carried on hitting. Eventually she stopped and climbed back up through the hole, furtively looking around for Kit.
Kit stopped and nervously held her breath.
Phoebe sniffed and looked up and down the hall. Kit was close, she could smell her. She kicked the wall with frustration and screamed.
The kick jolted Kit off the wall. With a miaow of terror she plummeted down and landed squarely on Phoebe's head.
Phoebe felt the claws tighten on her head and squealed, her hands groping around for something to hit her head with.
Kit screamed with fright and whipped her tail around, its furry length slapping Phoebe's back.
The whipping on her back made Phoebe run forwards, blinding careening into furniture and walls. She tripped over a chair and fell onto the floor.
Kit flew off Phoebe's head and went spinning towards the front door... which opened. Paige walked in and Kit conveniently landed in her arms.
"Whoa! Aww Kit. Poor kitty, whats the matter?" Paige said soothingly, as she stroked Kit's bristling fur.
Phoebe jumped to her feet and hastily checked her chocolate mousse war markings. "Give me the Kit, Paige, and no one gets hurt." She said as commandingly as possible.
Kit nuzzled Paige and smirked at Phoebe as Paige held her tighter. "No way you lunatic. How do I know you won't eat her or kill her. Hey, is that chocolate mousse?"
Phoebe paused, slowly licking her fingers. "Yes, yes it is. I repeat, give me Kit."
"Never! I''ll never let you take her!" Screamed Paige defiantly, putting Kit behind her back.
Kit poked her head over Paige's shoulder and daintily poked her small pink tongue out.
Phoebe patted her face and then leapt upwards, using the sticky chocolate mousse to stick to the wall. She swung along and dropped down behind Paige, grabbing at Kit.
Paige flinched and orbed out, as Kit jumped up and hung in the air, Matrix style. She slowly spun and then kicked Phoebe in the head and then swung round, catching her with a sharp uppercut... scoring a line of blood along Phoebe's face. Kit dropped out of 'Matrix mode' and scampered away.
Phoebe fell back, reeling from Kit's attack. She gingerly felt her face and muttered. "This is not over."
a/n, kerazy no? Well theres more where that came from... ok well there isn't because I haven't written anymore yet. BUT there will be... eventually.
"Why? What do you want it for?" Replied Piper, a nervous look on her face. When Phoebe asked for random things it usually had a bad outcome.
"Oh... you know. The usual." Phoebe said casually opening cupboards and searching in drawers.
"No, no I don't know. What is the usual?" Piper's hand closed around her rolling pin and she held it tensely, ready to strike out at Phoebe.
Phoebe narrowed her eyes and looked around suspicously. "Can you keep a secret? Its really, *really* important."
Piper sighed and nodded, she knew this was going to be 'one of those Phoebe moments'.
"Ok," Phoebe tip-toed over and began whispering in Piper's ear. "War Paint... hunting... need weapons... deadly animals... Manor in danger." She finally finished and looked expectantly at Piper.
Her older sister pushed her off and wiped her ear. "Are you crazy? Gah, stupid question Piper. Listen Phoebe, I don't want to know about anymore of your crazy schemes, just use some chocolate mousse and get the hell out of my kitchen. And make sure you don't break anything!"
Phoebe went to the fridge and opened a small pot of chocolate mousse. With a grave look she smeared it on her face, like the war paint of a warrior, and bared her teeth. "I've got a Kit to catch." She stopped baring her teeth and began to lick the mousse off her fingers.
Piper sighed again and went upstairs.
* * *
Kit moved moved fast and kept against the wall. She knew that Phoebe would be coming soon, she had to get ready.
There was a loud clomping down the hall and Kit jumped, darting through the door at the end of the hall.
Phoebe leapt forwards and grabbed a small pair of scissors off the small table. Without pausing she threw them at the doorway.
There was a muffled hiss and the sound of frantic claws scrabbling away.
"DAMN IT!" Screamed Phoebe, as she bounced forwards on all fours, trying to get a 'Kits eye veiw' of The Manor. "I have to get Kit before she gets me... or all hell will break loose!"
A picture of Prue suddenly began to shake and then fell off the wall...smashing on Phoebe's head. She brushed the glass out of her hair and stared down at the picture of Prue. She could have sworn it was smirking slightly.
"Phoebe! What did I say about breaking things? Oh my god! You broke a Prue picture! Sacrilege!" She threw up her hands and blew the floor up underneath Phoebe.
Phoebe fell through and landed with a crash. Kit peeked round the door and sniggered. Good old Prue, getting Phoebe from beyond the grave. There was a creaking coming from under the house, Kit looked down nervously and saw a sharp blade poking up through the floor boards and stabbing at her.
Phoebe looped up and randomly stabbed her knife upwards. She'd get Kit eventually, she was sure of it.
Kit stood up on her hind legs and jumped, hooking her claws onto the wall and slowly edging along, pausing to catch her breath every few feet.
A spider landed on Phoebe's head and she began to scream, frantically hitting herself with a plank of wood to get it off. The spider giggled and jumped back into the shadows. Phoebe, being completely oblivious, carried on hitting. Eventually she stopped and climbed back up through the hole, furtively looking around for Kit.
Kit stopped and nervously held her breath.
Phoebe sniffed and looked up and down the hall. Kit was close, she could smell her. She kicked the wall with frustration and screamed.
The kick jolted Kit off the wall. With a miaow of terror she plummeted down and landed squarely on Phoebe's head.
Phoebe felt the claws tighten on her head and squealed, her hands groping around for something to hit her head with.
Kit screamed with fright and whipped her tail around, its furry length slapping Phoebe's back.
The whipping on her back made Phoebe run forwards, blinding careening into furniture and walls. She tripped over a chair and fell onto the floor.
Kit flew off Phoebe's head and went spinning towards the front door... which opened. Paige walked in and Kit conveniently landed in her arms.
"Whoa! Aww Kit. Poor kitty, whats the matter?" Paige said soothingly, as she stroked Kit's bristling fur.
Phoebe jumped to her feet and hastily checked her chocolate mousse war markings. "Give me the Kit, Paige, and no one gets hurt." She said as commandingly as possible.
Kit nuzzled Paige and smirked at Phoebe as Paige held her tighter. "No way you lunatic. How do I know you won't eat her or kill her. Hey, is that chocolate mousse?"
Phoebe paused, slowly licking her fingers. "Yes, yes it is. I repeat, give me Kit."
"Never! I''ll never let you take her!" Screamed Paige defiantly, putting Kit behind her back.
Kit poked her head over Paige's shoulder and daintily poked her small pink tongue out.
Phoebe patted her face and then leapt upwards, using the sticky chocolate mousse to stick to the wall. She swung along and dropped down behind Paige, grabbing at Kit.
Paige flinched and orbed out, as Kit jumped up and hung in the air, Matrix style. She slowly spun and then kicked Phoebe in the head and then swung round, catching her with a sharp uppercut... scoring a line of blood along Phoebe's face. Kit dropped out of 'Matrix mode' and scampered away.
Phoebe fell back, reeling from Kit's attack. She gingerly felt her face and muttered. "This is not over."
a/n, kerazy no? Well theres more where that came from... ok well there isn't because I haven't written anymore yet. BUT there will be... eventually.