The Curse of Evil Tim
Disclaimer: Ed, Edd, n Eddy and Evil Tim belong to Cartoon Network, AKA Cartoon, and Danny Antonucci.
The real story (Not related to any other Evil Tim story)
Deep in the realms of space and time, an evil creature existed. It's name: Evil Tim. Evil Tim was remembering the day it became Evil Tim…
Peach Creek, 1890
"Tim!!!" Tim's Grandpa yelled. Tim ran in.
"Yes Grandpa?" Tim asked.
"Your grandma wants you to rub her feet while I get wood," Tim's Grandpa said. He walked out with an axe.
"Stupid feet," Tim muttered. He started rubbing her feet.
His grandpa then ran in, and started chopping up the chair. "I found the fire wood Marie!" He yelled throwing wood, and her middle toe, in the fire.
"That's nice, Bob," Marie said, sitting there casually on the remains of the chair.
"AHHHH!!" Tim yelled, running out of the house. He ran onto the lane, when a bolt of lightning hit him. His soul then fell into a Golden Jawbreaker in his pocket, and as he fell, the jawbreaker fell out. It rolled towards the creek. It fell in the creek and got swept down it. It then got ate by a fish, which was caught. The jawbreaker then fell into a cart going towards the candy store with a bunch of banana-flavored jawbreakers also.
Five hours later, the cart was emptied, and the jawbreakers put in the back room…
"I'll have revenge on you all!!" Evil Time yelled
Peach Creek, 2001
"One banana flavored jawbreaker please!" Ed yelled giving the candy storeowner a quarter.
"Very well, Ed. I'll go to the back room," he said, walking into the back room and coming back out with the Golden Jawbreaker. It was now duller than when it was first made, and of course, made of gold. "Enjoy," He said giving the jawbreaker to Ed.
"Thank you mister," Ed said laughing and walking out. Suddenly a mini tremor hit the cul-de-sac.
The jawbreaker fell out of Ed's hand as he put it in his mouth, and rolled away. "No!!!" Ed yelled, chasing after it.
Eddy's House, Peach Creek, 2001
"I had an idea for the best scam ever, sockhead!" Eddy yelled, jumping up.
"What is it?" Edd asked. Edd was in Eddy's room, as him and Eddy were having a sleep over. Ed left to the Candy Store earlier, and Edd stayed because Eddy told him to.
"We should set up a sundial, kids would have to pay to know the time!" Eddy exclaimed.
"I'll set the sun dial up, Eddy!" Edd exclaimed as the two let to get supplies.
"No!" Ed yelled, crying. He lost his third jawbreaker today, this time it fell into the sewers, and he lost it completely, even after looking for it. The last thing he saw was a glow and a face appear, and now he was leaving the sewers.
"Ed!" Edd yelled seeing his friend crawl out of the sewers.
"Double D! I lost a jawbreaker!" Ed said crying.
"What! You idiot!" Eddy yelled.
"I lo- I lost a jaw-" He was crying now again. "I LOST A JAWBREAKER!!" He yelled crying.
"Well, at least I have a scam, and it'll work!" Eddy said in joy, rubbing his hands together.
Suddenly a tremor hit the cul-de-sac, shaking the whole place. A tree fell, a house fell apart, and a crack appeared in the ground, growing from the sewers. Suddenly, fire flew out of the crack, and then it was silent. "What just happened?" Ed asked.
"The strangest thing I've ever seen," Edd said.
Suddenly the temperature dropped to negative one hundred degrees Fahrenheit. Snow started falling, and the ground start freezing and cracking. "Inside! We'll freeze!" Edd yelled, running to Eddy's house. The Eds opened the door, and inside, they closed the door.
The temperature kept dropping, the snow got heavier, and anything outside was frozen solid. Inside ice was everywhere; it was nearly negative one hundred and fifty degrees outside even. The chimney was frozen at top, and at bottom there was a huge fire. The world kept getting colder and colder.
"What the heck is happening, Double D!" Eddy yelled as his hairs fell of frozen.
"It's freezing more than naturally, this shouldn't be happening!" Edd yelled. Suddenly Ed perked up.
"It's Evil Tim!" Ed yelled, throwing another chair in the fire.
"Evil Tim!!" Edd and Eddy yelled.
"Ed, Evil Tim is just a story," Double D said putting his hand on Ed's shoulder. "Nothing more than, imagination."
"Nuh uh!" Ed yelled. He got a comic out. "And the temperatures dropped, after an earthquake, and then the temperatures rose, and finally, it was calm," Ed read from it.
"That seems accurate to what's been happening, but," Edd said pausing. "It's just fiction still," He finished looking at the comic book. In it, it showed exactly what happened, and then, as if by magic, the temperature rose.
"I told you!" Ed yelled as the fire exploded. Ed started to sweat.
"It's hotter than heck," Eddy said to himself as he fanned himself.
"I don't see how this can happen!" Double D yelled as the fire shot out of the chimney and vanished.
"Warm," Ed said, going to the freezer and getting in it. The other two followed him. They were at a normal temperature in there, and it was getting warmer by the minute.
"So hot," Edd complained as the ice melted completely.
Suddenly, everything was normal temperature wise. "Finally!" Eddy yelled as they popped out of the freezer and found the world was normal, except it looked like it was destroyed.
"And when they awoke, the world was destroyed," Ed read from the comic.
"That comic has helped us a lot Ed," Edd said. "Maybe it has the key to stop these events," Edd finished as he stood up.
"Very destroyed," Eddy said looking around.
A gust of wind blew by the Eds and carried the comic book out of Ed's hand, and outside. Ed couldn't get it because right when it got outside the window got blocked, and Ed had to go around the room and out the door, and by then it was miles away in a post-apocalyptic wasteland in what was known as Peach Creek. "We're doomed!" Ed yelled, realizing that he didn't finish the comic yet.
"Look! It's Nazz, Rolf, Jonny, Kevin, Jimmy, and Sarah!" Edd exclaimed. The three Eds walked over.
"What do you dorks want?" Kevin asked.
"Come on, Kevin, the world ended and we all lived, we should be grateful they did too," Nazz said.
"Yeah, OK, Nazz," Kevin said as he turned around.
"Rolf has not seen this much danger since the great leaving of the old country," Rolf said, shacking in fear. "And that wasn't this bad, yes, yes."
"Well, what are we going to do now?" Eddy asked. The others just stared at him with the "No clue and don't ask" look.
"Plank says, 'We need to find the cause and destroy it!'" Jonny said listening to Plank.
A girl walked over. "Hi, I was wondering if there's a shelter here, my little brother and big sister got really hurt in the disasters," she said. She had blond hair, white skin, and green eyes. She looked about 13 too.
"No, sorry. We're the only survivors we know of besides you and you siblings," Edd said.
"Oh, does anyone here know first aid then?" she asked.
"Rolf knows first aid, as do the Urban Rangers! Urban Rangers, prepare to use the first aid emergency kit!" Rolf said, as he walked over to the girl.
"Who are you all anyways?" she asked.
"Well, I'm Ed!" Ed said pointing at himself smiling.
"Edd, just call me Double D though," Edd said, smiling.
"Eddy's the name," Eddy said, standing there trying to look cool.
"I'm Nazz," Nazz said, standing there like she was earlier.
"I'm Sarah and this is Jimmy!" Sarah said, directing towards Jimmy at the end.
"I'm Kevin," Kevin said as he started to tap his foot.
"I'm Jonny and this is Plank!" Jonny yelled, showing Plank to the girl.
"Rolf, Urban Ranger," Rolf said, making the Urban Ranger salute.
"Cool, I'm Allie, and my family moved in a week ago, but my parents died in the catastrophes," she said.
"Probably all of ours are too," Edd said.
The kids started murmuring.
"Well I know that my parents would want me to make a living if they died, so you all should also!" Allie said, a bit like a general talks. "Does anyone have any plans yet?" she asked.
"Well, we know Evil Tim is responsible," Edd said.
"Yeah right, dork, Evil Tim's just a dumb comic book," Kevin said.
"Why did you call him a dork!" Allie asked, a little angry.
"All the Eds are," Kevin said.
"Well don't call them that! We don't need to be calling people dork or anything, we need to work together!" Allie yelled at him.
"Dork? Yay!!" Ed yelled.
Allie stared at him.
Eddy walked over and then whispered, "He enjoys being called 'dork'. He thinks it's a complement,"
"Oh," Allie whispered back.
"Yeah right, with these dorks nothing will go right," Kevin said, snorting.
"Don't you see, we need to work together!" Allie yelled. "Now who is this Evil Tim anyways?"
"He is the essence of evil, he causes dead to rise and worlds to end!" Ed yelled. He then hid behind Allie.
"Why are you hiding behind me?" Allie asked, one minute too late.
"Fools that you are, I rule you now, and there's nothing you can do it! I destroyed every continent, leaving only the islands in the Atlantic!" A voice boomed.
"Who said that!" Allie asked looking around.
"Sarah!" Jimmy yelled in terror, hiding behind Sarah.
"I did mortal, I am EVIL TIM!" The voice yelled. "Rise my children!" He bellowed, as hands came out of the ground. Hands of humans, monsters, even hands of some titans came, and then the bodies; the horrible, decaying, rotting, bodies of the dead and immortal beings came out of the ground.
"Ahhh!! I'm running for it!" Kevin yelled, running away, only to be captured by an army of the undead.
"Everyone, to my house! We can regroup there, plus it's nearby!" Allie said, running to a newly built house. She opened the door of it and ran inside. For newly built it was still in ruins, and sure enough a little boy and a teen girl was on the floor, each with broken bones.
"Allie, your alive, thank goodness!" The teen yelled.
"These are my friends, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Nazz, Jimmy, Sarah, Jonny," She paused. Jonny gave her a funny look like saying 'What about Plank?' and she turned around. " Plank, and Rolf," She said as she directed to them each as she said their names. "Guys, these are Ashlee and Billy, my sister and brother," she said, directing to the girl as she said Ashlee and the boy when she said Billy.
"Urban Rangers! First Aid!" Rolf said getting out his first aid kit. Jimmy and Jonny did the same.
"Jonny, why is Plank your friend?" Billy asked as Jonny tied his arm.
"Plank sees things, Billy!" Jonny said, finishing tying the cast. "Rolf, have any plaster I can borrow for the cast?" Jonny asked.
"Rolf has some," Rolf said giving Jonny some plaster.
Jonny put the plaster on the tied cast and started on another one.
"Hey, Allie, what's it like outside?" Ashlee asked.
"Well, it's worse than the world looked in War of the Worlds," Allie said. She smiled a weak smile that was returned.
"There are undead everywhere," Ed yelled.
Allie nodded with a sad look.
"Rolf is done, the cast can come of in forty days and nights," Rolf said standing up. Jonny and Jimmy did the same.
"Urban Rangers, dismissed!" Rolf yelled, the Rangers saluted each other and walked towards the other kids.
"What are we going to do?" Ashlee asked.
"Well you and your brother aren't doing anything till those casts are off, but I have a pretty good plan coming along," Edd said as he thought. He walked into another room and started fiddling with some stuff.
"What's he doing?" Allie asked.
"Building a new invention probably," Eddy said as he shrugged, and walked into the same room Edd was in. He walked out and nodded.
"Done!" Edd said a half hour later walking out. "I put the radio wave projector of a microwave, a standard gun, and a megaphone together, added some parts to get it to work, and it does!" Edd said, pulling the trigger, and a blast of radiation flew out.
"Wow, but will it affect the undead?" Allie asked.
"Most likely, it causes organic material to decompose and fall apart," Edd explained.
"Can you make more?" Ed asked.
"No, but I can make other weapons," Edd replied, walking into the room again.
Three hours later he walked back out. "I have some things you all might want to see," He said, turning around and going back in.
Allie got up out of between her sleeping siblings, and the other kids walked into the room.
Edd picked up a sword. "I found a sword laying on the ground, and next to it a radio wave transmitter, so I figured out a way to put them together, and a radioactive sword blade is the result," He explained, putting it back down. "Of course you can turn it to higher radioactive levels and even turn the radioactivity part off, but it is a great weapon all the same," Edd finished.
"How do you know it's radioactive?" Nazz asked.
"I use a radioactivity detector I have in my pocket," Edd said.
He picked up a small can. "Not the best thing ever, but I did manage to find an arm of an undead and study it's genetic structure and modified an acid that feeds off it, neutralized by water also," Edd said, putting the can down by the sword.
"So what's the other can for?" Allie asked directing towards another can, slightly larger and different a bit.
"Excellent question. Well, in truth it's a can of radiation, you'd have to throw it as soon as you pull the end other wise it'd be suicide," Edd replied, picking it up and putting it down.
He then picked up one of several similar objects. They looked a bit like muskets. "I built these as radiation blasters, and they just launch a ball of radiation that destroys the target completely," Edd paused and put it down. "Well, that's all I was able to build weapon-wise. I did manage one extra thing though," He finished, picking up a back pack.
"What is it?" Nazz asked.
"A radiation shield projector, just in case. Of course we might need it," Edd said putting it down and walking towards the group.
"What are we going to do now Eddy?" Ed asked.
"I don't know, ask Double D, Ed," Eddy replied, half shocked, half scared of going outside.
"Well, we will have to fight, and build a base, maybe we should start by getting this place back together," Edd said, walking behind Ed and Eddy and putting his arms around the two. "Well, what do you say, lets get this place fixed up!" He asked.
"I'm in for that!" Jonny yelled.
"Me too," Jimmy said.
"And me!" Sarah yelled.
"Count me in," Nazz said.
"Rolf will help you," Rolf said.
"And I'll help, it's my house you know," Allie said.
Trailer Park
"Marie?" Lee asked getting up. She looked around and saw debris everywhere.
"Yeah, Lee?" Marie asked as she got up.
"What just happened?"
"An earthquake hit,"
"Oh,"
"May!" they yelled for their other sister.
"I'm right here, under a tree!" May yelled.
The other two Kankers walked over and helped her out of under it. Well, they really just pulled her out, but that sounds a bit painful and stuff. "You OK?" Lee asked.
"Yeah, I think so," May said as she stood up.
"I hope Double D's alright," Marie said, realizing that the Eds might be hurt.
"I hope Eddy's alright," Lee said, realizing the same thing.
"I hope Eds OK," May said, already realizing that he might be hurt.
Allie's house, three days later
"I think it looks nice!" Edd exclaimed, as the house was finished being refurnished. It had a metallic glow on the inside, curved walls, and the doors opened themselves.
"Wow, we really spiffed up the place," Allie said, looking around. The others were sleeping, and it was kind of reasonable why: They've been working for three days without food that is fresh.
"I agree," Ed said in his sleep. He was dreaming about something he agreed with apparently.
How was it? What will happen next? What about the Kankers? What happened to Kevin? Why do you care? Really, answer these in your opinion. I want to know what you think.