This fanfic is dedicated to my best bud, Jason. He's totally a Ranma Hardcore fan who buys the magazines and is writing a fanfic too.
Chapter 1: Isn't he a bit too young?
"This is the best we can get" Lambert said
"This 16 year-old is the best you can get? Man the quality here must be going down drastically " The president said as he gazed at the folder perched on the table.
They couldn't be more different. Lambert, tall and fat from too many years of Bob's donuts and the president short, thin and clever to boot.
"He's the only on who could be the best candidate."
"But he's Japanese!"
"Desperate times call for desperate measures" Lambert retorted
"Oh fine, fine" The president grumbled "Just make sure no-one knows that he's going to one of our operatives. Make it look like a kidnapping."
"Understood"
"Oh and Lambert"
"Yes?"
"Make sure you train him as best as possible. I don't want such a young boy dead because of me."
"Yessir!"
"Good"
The president snapped his briefcase closed and left through the bulletproof doors
A woman with a shock of red hair and a pretty face emerged
"Well, shall we get the kid?"
"You heard the president, let's get to it!"
Nerima,Japan, 6:52, april 5th 2007
" What the hell is wrong with you Akane?" Ranma asked as his unwilling fiancé pounded the wall underneath him.
"You! That's what's wrong with me!"
" Heh. Stupid tomboy"
"I'm not a tomboy!!!" Akane yelled as her final punch turned the wall into mere concrete chips
Ranma deftly jumped off a second before and landed behind her
"Dead" He said, poking her head.
She swung her book pack over Ranma's head, seeing as he had ducked. This put him in a most compromising situation.
"You pervert!" Akane yelled and kicked him.
"Uarghhh!!" He yelled as he flew through the sky and landed further down the street.
"Can we jus walk home peacfully for onche" He slurred holding his nearly-broken jaw in his hands
"Fine, but if you try to look under my dress again-" She said threatening him.
" oh plesche, you're scho desperate you try to make me look like a pervert."
"just shut up and go before I kill you"
They both began walking slowly, apart from each other. 10 uneventful minutes later, they neared the dojo. While they walked, a black van screeched down the street. They didn't pay attention to it until it stopped in front of them
"Get behind me, Akane" Ranma said
The door crashed open and several men clothed in black with black masks jumped out. All of them grabbed Ranma's arms
"Hey, leggo!" He yelled
Their strong arms tightened around him. The last thing he saw was Akane, fearful and scared. Then darkness enveloped him.
End of Chapter 1.
P.S. Note that the misspellings indicate slurring.