Sorry it took so long for me to start a new story. Truthfully, I found a site where they have like a million mangas. Including 143 chapters of D.Gray Man. As it is, I've only read up to chapter 103. Man they screw up Allen's arms with his new innocence which I've just only seen. It makes them like an anorexic clown!! But anyway, here it is. This is for Darkotter. Enjoy!!
Chapter 1
Flashback
Lavi, Kanda, Allen, and Lenalee sat in Komoi's office. The four of them would be going on a mission together. From out of nowhere he pulled a pointer and flicked it annoyingly, "Now pay attention. We think there may be an innocence related phenomena. According to the Finder's reports, dogs are hissing, cats are barking, and birds are oinking." Lenalee, Lavi, and Allen laughed as they imagined what Komoi described.
"Would you idiots pay attention already? He's giving us a mission." Komoi grinned evilly and smacked Lavi and Allen on the knees, not hitting Lenalee. Lavi and Allen glared at Komoi angrily.
"Your area is here." Komoi tapped the area where they were supposed to go. "Find it if it is there and bring it back."
End Flashback
The four exorcists now stood at the entrance in a dark cave. Each of them had two torches strapped onto their back. "Wow. It's really dark in there." Lenalee was peering into the darkness with a scared look.
"Don't worry, Lenalee. If you get scared, you can run to me. I'll protect you." Lavi smirked . Kanda looked indifferent while Lenalee looked ready to punch him. It wasn't Lavi she wanted to run to if she got scared.
"Lavi, this is a mission. Please don't use it an excuse to make moves on Lenalee. That makes you look like a conniving bad guy." Lavi scowled as Lenalee bounced over to Allen and hugged him. He suddenly froze up, unsure of how to react.
"Hey, Allen. Are you my knight in shining armor? Are you the one who'll protect my honor against guys like Lavi?" Allen blushed heavily and answered meekly.
"If you want me to be. Come on, let's get this done already." He lit one of the torches and set out. Lenalee followed him. Behind them, Lavi scowled even harder. He only moved when Kanda smacked him with Mugen.
"Come on, rabbit. Don't get left behind." Kanda went into the cave. Fuming, Lavi followed.
About half an hour later, Lenalee shrieked as Lavi tripped over an unseen rock and cursed loudly. Hibernating bats woke up and tried to exit the cave en masse. She jumped and clung onto the nearest person, who happened to be Allen. Her arms were constricting his throat. "Lenalee, you're choking me."
"I'm so sorry, Allen." She released him and looked around. "How can you see so well? Even with torches I'm almost blind." In the dim light, she could see him grin as his dark side came out.
"That's simple really. When I was traveling around 'training' with General Cross, he often made me enter caves like this to search for treasure to pay off his debts. Stupid master, making me pay off those ridiculous debts while he just racked up more!!" Everyone backed away as his dark side flared strongly.
They continued on, now using two torches to improve lighting, as to avoid a repeat of earlier. Allen liked being able to breathe. However, one thing he did not mind was being Lenalee's knight in shining armor.
"Look up ahead. I think we just found our innocence. The innocence was in the center of the room with a bunch of animals around it. The biggest animal was a bear. It was squeaking. Apparently it had the personality of a mouse. There were foxes too. They were cawing like a crow. The wild board were neighing.
As the animals heard them approach they ran to the exit. Somehow in the chaos Timcanpi somehow managed to inhale the innocence. "Lenalee, watch out." Allen shielded Lenalee with his own body as she fell and he caught her. The animals stampeded them, ignoring the bodies on the floor. Timcanpi flew to Allen and snuggled into her thick hair.
"Is everyone okay? Good job, Timcanpi. It appears you and Lenalee share a fear. The dark is an ideal place to get eaten by a cat." He rolled off Lenalee but smacked his head into the cave wall. The torches went out suddenly and everything glowed neon green. Horror struck, they watched as their spirits were seemingly sucked out of their bodies and put in another body randomly.
"Everyone, try to figure out whose body you're in." Allen gasped. Kanda and Lavi cursed loudly. Lenalee also gasped. Lavi and Lenalee had switched bodies. So had Kanda and Allen.
"We need to get back to Headquarters A.S.A.P. Everyone in agreement?" They all agreed with Kanda's motion.
Author's Note
Sorry if I changed it dramatically or it was bad. I won't eat breakfast until this is up and I'm freckin starving, probably due to my laziness to not make a decent dinner last night. And for the record, the next chapters will be better and cats can also squeak.