Disclaimer:I do not own Naruto or any of it's characters.
A normal day in Konoha, team 7 just finished thier training, Sasuke and Naruto were in the park yet having another glareing contest but was interupted by Lee's freakishly weird announcement to them.
"Good morning youthfull friends." Lee said, breaking the silence between them.
"Good morning Lee." Naruto and Sakura said.
"I com bearing great news-I'm pregnant!"Lee said.
Silence came between them again. . .
"Hahaha. . .Lee you do know that we (guys) can't be pregnant right. . .Hahaha?" Naruto finaly said.
"Don't you think your just hungry Lee or is it just your imagination?" Sakura asked.
"Maybe. . .Is that it then?. . .well goodbye then my youthfull friends." Lee said as he trotted off which left Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke confused and dumbfounded at what just happedned.
A month later
A month later Lee's screatching and screaming could be herd to all of Konoha. Lee realy was pregnant(I don't know how) word spread fast and people had different reactions:
Sasuke -puke
Naruto -puke then faint
Sakura -happy
Ino -gossip about it
Shikamaru -say "how troublesome" then sleep
Choji -eat more
Ten-ten -mad
Shino -umm. . .nothing realy
and left poor Neji in a comma for a whole month for thinking it was THIER child. . .
End
Well. . .how was it? Please. . .please give a review. . .I know it's very wierd but please give a review. . . thanks. . .