Pirates of the Caribbean: What really happened
Chapter 1: The Condoms
Elizabeth Swann was about twelve years old, and was sailing to the Caribbean from London. Along with her was her father, the crew, the military, and families moving to the Caribbean as well. Elizabeth and her friend, William, were walking along the edge of the boat, when a fisherman walked by with a bucketful of fish he had caught. He dropped one right infront of them, and Elizabeth screamed and ran away, knocking William into the water. Playing innocent, she screamed, "Look! A boy! There's a boy in the water!".
Everyone came to see who had fallen in, and all worked to help pull William out of the water. Will was unconcious, and when we awoke, he couldn't remember a thing. He fell unconcious again, and Elizabeth noticed a necklace around his neck. It was gold, and she took it off of him. She walked to the back of the boat and looked at the medallion, then to the ocean.
What was that? It couldn't be... no. Wait. It was. Elizabeth couldn't believe her eyes. She blinked. It was still there. Through the fog she could see a pirate's ship. But not any old pirate ship. This one was purple, and had techno music coming from it. Yes, the legends were true. The Gay Pirate Ship indeed existed.
Elizabeth awoke. It was about five years later, yet she still had to Gold Medallion. She krept over to her drawer, opened it, took out a box of condoms, and took out the medallion. She threw the box on the table, and put the necklace on. She looked at herself in the mirror. Before she even had time to think, she heard a knock on her door.
"Elizabeth, are you decent?", she heard her father, the Govenor, ask.
"Yes. Yes!" She answered, while tucking the medallion under her nightgown, and throwing a robe over it. Her father entered the room.
"Still abed at this hour?", he said with a sweet smile. Elizabeth returned it, and then something cought her eye. The box of condoms! They were still on the table.
"Rosetta, please open the blinds and allow the beautiful sunshine enter." Elizabeth asked one of the maids.
Her father, who was still in her room, had already opened the present and was holding up a beautiful new dress.
"Oh, it's beautiful! May I acquire as to the occasion?" she asked, and edged towards the window.
"Does a father need an occasion to debt upon his daughter?" Governor Swann asked, as he handed the dress to Rosetta to put on Elizabeth. Elizabeth walked to Rosetta, and "accidentally" bumped into her, making her fall out the window into a bush below.
"Oh dear Lord!" Elizabeth exclaimed, "Rosetta, are you alright?"
"I'm okay, Miss Swann." Rosetta shouted up, "Although I may need some assistance down here."
Everyone ran downstairs to help Rosetta, except Elizabeth, who put the box of condoms back in her drawer.
"Phew. That was close."
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A/N: Yes, I know. Very short. I just wanted to get the story rolling. Tell me what you think. And I promise, next time, it'll be longer.
Kathleen 3
Chapter 1: The Condoms
Elizabeth Swann was about twelve years old, and was sailing to the Caribbean from London. Along with her was her father, the crew, the military, and families moving to the Caribbean as well. Elizabeth and her friend, William, were walking along the edge of the boat, when a fisherman walked by with a bucketful of fish he had caught. He dropped one right infront of them, and Elizabeth screamed and ran away, knocking William into the water. Playing innocent, she screamed, "Look! A boy! There's a boy in the water!".
Everyone came to see who had fallen in, and all worked to help pull William out of the water. Will was unconcious, and when we awoke, he couldn't remember a thing. He fell unconcious again, and Elizabeth noticed a necklace around his neck. It was gold, and she took it off of him. She walked to the back of the boat and looked at the medallion, then to the ocean.
What was that? It couldn't be... no. Wait. It was. Elizabeth couldn't believe her eyes. She blinked. It was still there. Through the fog she could see a pirate's ship. But not any old pirate ship. This one was purple, and had techno music coming from it. Yes, the legends were true. The Gay Pirate Ship indeed existed.
Elizabeth awoke. It was about five years later, yet she still had to Gold Medallion. She krept over to her drawer, opened it, took out a box of condoms, and took out the medallion. She threw the box on the table, and put the necklace on. She looked at herself in the mirror. Before she even had time to think, she heard a knock on her door.
"Elizabeth, are you decent?", she heard her father, the Govenor, ask.
"Yes. Yes!" She answered, while tucking the medallion under her nightgown, and throwing a robe over it. Her father entered the room.
"Still abed at this hour?", he said with a sweet smile. Elizabeth returned it, and then something cought her eye. The box of condoms! They were still on the table.
"Rosetta, please open the blinds and allow the beautiful sunshine enter." Elizabeth asked one of the maids.
Her father, who was still in her room, had already opened the present and was holding up a beautiful new dress.
"Oh, it's beautiful! May I acquire as to the occasion?" she asked, and edged towards the window.
"Does a father need an occasion to debt upon his daughter?" Governor Swann asked, as he handed the dress to Rosetta to put on Elizabeth. Elizabeth walked to Rosetta, and "accidentally" bumped into her, making her fall out the window into a bush below.
"Oh dear Lord!" Elizabeth exclaimed, "Rosetta, are you alright?"
"I'm okay, Miss Swann." Rosetta shouted up, "Although I may need some assistance down here."
Everyone ran downstairs to help Rosetta, except Elizabeth, who put the box of condoms back in her drawer.
"Phew. That was close."
~~~
A/N: Yes, I know. Very short. I just wanted to get the story rolling. Tell me what you think. And I promise, next time, it'll be longer.
Kathleen 3