Just had another idea by making like a series of Ron's dreams. 2nd story in the series thing. : -D.


It was the middle of the night at Middleton's hospital. You could hear the loud screams of pregnant women in pain. Ron walked down the corridors trying to find his girlfriends ward. He entered a room of a red haired girl that was giving birth. Turns out it wasn't his girlfriend and ran our straightaway down the corridor.

After a good few invasions of peoples privacy Ron had found his girlfriends room. He was grateful Kim hadn't given birth to their child yet. He got the important call while he was working at smarty mart and ran straight over to the hospital.

An elderly looking nurse entered the room, "Ok, you are about to pop anytime soon so just keep on your toes." She said carrying in the equipment she needed.

"Thank y…OW!" Kim began; she felt the strain of the baby on her. It was coming, and coming soon.

Ron grabbed her hand to comfort her and the nurse was in position to receive the baby. "Ok Kim, push!"

She let out a loud groan, Ron thought about the pain she must be going through but was woken up by the reality of Kim crushing his hand. "Push!" She groaned again but this time more loudly.

"Ok Kim, one more push should do." Kim screamed in the pain, but the noise was flooded out by the noise of the newborn chid. "Congratulations, it's a baby boy."

Ron joined the nurse to see his child. As the nurse moved her head to let her see, he had the worst shock of his life. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BABY'S A MONKEY?!!!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Ron screamed as he rose from under his sheets. Still screaming, he reached over to the phone and dialled Kim's number. He had stopped screaming by the time Kim had answered.

"What is it now Ron?" She asked, knowing it would be one of his weird dreams, he would never call her in the middle of the night for a friendly chat.

"KIM DID YOU GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY?!"

"Ron! No way can anyone give birth to a monkey! Besides don't you have to DO something 9 months before?"

"I don't know what this 'something' is but are a 100 sure you didn't give birth?"

"God damn you Ron Stoppable! You are too naïve for me, it's over, we're through!" Kim hung up the phone and left Ron crying on the other side of the line. Ron turned to his side, looking for Rufus for sympathy.

"Rufus?" he asked still looking for him, he lifted up the sheet to find a fully-grown monkey in his place.

A blonde haired teenager sat up in shock, he was awoken by his worst nightmare. He grabbed his phone and called Kim. She answered, "Hello?"

"KP, I have two things to ask you. Did you give birth to a freak mutant monkey child?! And did you dump me for my naïveness?"

"Ron, one, naïveness isn't a word, two, I did NOT give birth to a mutant monkey child, that isn't even possible for a POSSIBLE! Three, I would never dump you, well not for your naïveness, that's what makes you YOU!"

"And what about Rufus?" Ron asked and Rufus' head popped up from below the quilt. "Erm, never mind. Sleep tight KP."


So that's it, took about 5 minutes to make so don't be mean. Review-x and thank you to the 5 people that reviewed on Ron's last dream, hope this may get more. Thanks for reading.