#1 Emmet, you cannot imagine Bella naked in Edward's presence just to annoy him.

EMMETT'S POV

We (meaning the vampires) were all sitting in the front room watching the news. The reporter was talking about the latest murder. "Kristy Slaws, a little girl about seven years old, was on her way home from a day at school. Her parents reported her missing when she didn't arrive home after several hours of waiting. She went missing two days ago, just about five minutes away from her home. The police located her body in the woods around midday today. She was found with cuts on her hands and arms, and bruises on her back and neck."

I snatched the remote from Jasper and turned off the TV, everyone had their eyes on me within half a second. "Turn it back on, Emmet," Edward said, with a hint of annoyance in his voice.

"No! This is too boring! We need to do something or I think I might die of boredom!"

"Okay Emmet, what do you have in mind?" Edward replied.

"Hmmm. How about…a mind game? You feel up to it Edward? Or are you scared?"

"Well if I am it's not because of you! Bring it Emmet!" Edward got up and sat on the couch; I did the same but seated myself on the couch opposite him.

"Okay then, I'll say three clues and you have to try and guess what I'm thinking of. Okay?"

"Okay, go for it," Edward said as he closed his eyes.

Hmmm, okay so the first clue is…you love it. The second is…I make fun of it a lot. And the third is…it's a girl.

"Okay, so now that I gave you all the clues, you need to tell everyone what you think it is. Then I'll show you if you're right or not," I told him, smiling.

"Okay then, the object is Bella, right?"

Yep, now take a gander at this Eddy. Edward had a look of growing suspicion on his face as I tried to hold back a wave of laughter. I slapped the image in my mind, knowing full well that I was going to get the ass kicking of the year for it. The image was Bella…but she was naked. I imagined her getting more and dirtier.

The impact came faster than I expected. Edward tackled me to the floor, crushing my rib cage and putting me in a head lock. "GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF YOUR HEAD NOW! OR I SWEAR I WILL BEAT IT OUT OF YOU!" I could feel the anger course through his body, and I was sure that Jasper must have been going crazy. I took the image away thinking Edward had had enough, yet he didn't let go of me.

We sat there for a few minutes, and he never loosened his grip on me. In fact, he squeezed harder. "Ouch! Okay I already stopped like five minutes ago! Why aren't you letting me go?"

His reply was, "Because I'm seeing that Alice just had a vision and I'm not so sure that I want to let you go just yet."

"Okay then, Alice what did you see?" I said trying to turn my head to look at her but not succeeding.

"I saw you walking around school thinking about Bella naked just to torment Edward. Only, Edward can't do anything to you because of all of the people around," she stated, looking from Edward to me.

"Well, I didn't think of that, but thanks for the idea Alice! Edward, I hope you have fun tomorrow!" I said smiling as best I could with me still in his grip.

"Great! That's just what I need! Someone else to annoy me at school!" he said, getting up from the couch and glancing at Alice. "You know that Mike kid? Well, you should be glad you can't read his thoughts."

"Why is that?" Alice said, looking inquisitively back at him.

"The way he looks and Bella, and what he thinks about her…it makes me want to say something to him, but I can't because he is thinking it. Sometime he pictures himself kissing Bella in front of me. It makes it so hard for me to just walk away."

"Wow Edward. That must really suck! I mean I get pissed off when h]guys just look at Rosalie, I can't imagine what it must feel like to see what they think about doing with her," I said glancing at Rosalie and nodding.

"You have no idea." Edward replied flatly.

--The next day at school--

"Hello Bella. How was your night?" Edward asked, looking completely obsessed. It made me gag.

"It was great! But you already know that! You were there of course," she said it with the same look as Edward.

Okay, wow, I really didn't need to know that Edward. I thought. Hah…hey Edward, do you remember yesterday's game?

"Emmet, don't even think about it! I swear, if you do I will personally rip you apart and burn you within five minutes!" he said this without even glancing in my direction.

I didn't care what he does, so I put the image of Bella in my head for Edward to bask over. Here Edward, just how you like it! I made the image as dirty as possible and kept it like that. I waited for a second, expecting him to tackle me or something of that sort but it never came. I looked at the spot where Edward had been but he was gone. Oh well, I'll get him later!