Once upon OCD there was a guy named his name too long to spell so we'll call him E-shizzle. Really his name is Igor Karkaroff but he's deatheater yo and he ran away cause his parents abused him.

Also he had a son named Draco Malfoy but he put him up for adoption and the Malfoy's adopted him.
(oh if you haven't guessed...Igor is Malfoy's...brother cousin. But Igor got mad and changed his name to something really long that I don't wanna spell right now.

So anyway...for 16 years Draco lived under the Malfoy household not knowing his father/lobster would come back to get him on his 17th birthday.

Pie.

So on the day of this Draco Malfoy's birthday he was listening to his ...magical music playing box thing that was called an iMagic. On his ...iMagic...was playing..."Trish in a Bear Suit" by...Trish the singing sensation.

WHAT'S THIS!

so the door like flung open or something and his lobster came in saying WHAT IS THIS?
So the lobster danced.
HI!

The lobster brought shrimp for everyone to eat on Draco's birthday and then he confessed his undying love for...BEAR SUITS So with the flick of a wand ...KOREAN! a bear suit flew out of Draco's closet and attached itself to TRISH THE SINGING SENSATION.

Who appeared out of nowhere after burrowing for 5 days.

Pie

and then WHAT'S THIS! KOREAN! PEOPLE

And then Draco chimed in..."Did someone order Chinese food? KOREAN!"

URETHRA!
pee.

anyway.
I hope this story didn't offend you DAFFY!

ok

so after they ate shrimp and Trish the singing sensation left the room in a bear suit they ate

pie.

THE END WHAT'S THIS!
KOREAN!
DAFFY.
N00g!

DO YOU NEED MORE TIME?