Me: hello if u read my other story sorry it was well….

Sasuke: it sucked balls

Me: listen u don't speak until I ask for disclaimer

Sasuke: who da fuck do u think u are

Me: *pulls out flame thrower* I m the story writer bitch

Sasuke: *sweat drops and hauls ass* where da fuck do these wepons come from

Me: * seting random things on fire* DIE GAY-BITCH

Hinata: once agin I must save the day, Tomboy charlie dosent own Naruto if she did *shuders*

Lavender eyes

It was a beatiful day outside. The birds were chirping and shit. The sun was shining. There even was a fucking rainbow in the sky. Everthing was fine and dandy in the world.

Fuck the world.

All I saw was another day that was fooling idots into thinking it was a only peace in love in the world. To me most things have some way to remind me life was horrible. Birds chirping a nice tune more like hawks screaching into your ear. The sun shining making it a beatiful day for swimming more like its so fucking hot that I would rather drow my self in a chemical bathe or fish shit. Do I need to commet on the rainbow?

Like I said only an complete idot would find joy in this day. "SASUKE-TEME WAKE UP WERE GOING TO THE POOL TODAY!!!," said a voice I knew all to well. I tried to pretend he wasn't real and this was a dream. Sudenly I felt the covers being pulled off of me. Sadly I didn't have that paradise. " Leave. Me. Alone," I said cold and icy. He didn't get the hint. " Come on you don't be a hermit," he whinned, "Think of the girls. We get to see girls half naked and not be called a pervert or titled pervert for doing so." " I don't care about your stupied perverted needs," I said annoyed. I was this close to killing this retard.

" Oh I get it you're not worried about getting worked up over the girls," I thought he was finally getting it but, " you're worried about seeing all the wet half naked boys aren't you!? Your gay I knew it!" ( A/N: rofl lmao see im not the only one who thinks it. Sasuke: *hinds behind hinata* and glares* I HATE YOU Me: I know back to story) Punches Naruto in the face. " I am not gay, I just don't want to be around a bunch of gorillas who use cheesy pick up lines on girls like," I glared, " 'I lost my teddy bear can I cuddle with you.'" (XD) " Come on Sasuke you're my wing man and a wing man can't leave a guy hanging it's in the guyble." This time I slapped him in the back of his head Im not believing his bull shit.

How I ended up at the pool I don't know but all I know is I'm going to kill the dope. Many girls flirted with me I just shooed them off. Naruto on the other hand was begging for a girl to even look at him. As I lay on my lazy boy with my shades on I couldn't help but notice this one girl.

She looked completely lost even though she was with her friends or so it seemed. She had on a bikini that looked way to tight for her, the blonde who looked like a tooth pick seemed responsible for that. But hey I wasn't complaining and neither was any other guy at the pool.

For some reason that pissed me off that the other boys could ogle at her. Of course it was perfectly fine for me to stare. Her figure was perfect, she had curves to die for. Her face was adorable but I couldn't see her eyes because of her shades. Damn it that made her look even more sexy. "Dude Sasuke," Naruto chuckled. "what," I said angrily.

"I think little Sasuke's awake," he said laughing.

(I don't own scary movie 2)

Me: I'm proud of myself I did good

Sasuke: who told u dat lie

Me: u know what sas-gay I'm getting real tired of your smart ass

Sasuke: u know as well as I do dat all I have to do is hide behind hinata and you'll fuck off

Me: how about u jump off a bridge

Sasuke: as long as I push u first

Me: u got a beef ill fuck u up

Sasuke: come on with dat chipped snaggle tooth bring it on

Me: *takes out earrings* Na na I'm going to handle this shit like a lady hold my earrings* hands to hinata*

Hinata:*sweatdrop while they fight well Sasuke gets his ass kicked* r&r plz