Freddy and GWAR's Nightmare
By Shadowgate
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GWAR was preparing a set list for a concert when Gor Gor started screaming. Oderous became concerned and all the GWAR members felt the need to kill.
Their set list for the upcoming concert was the following.
Sick of you
Sexecutioner
Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
Captain Crunch
Ollie North
Time for Death
GWAR Theme
Oderous said to his fellow band mates "don't lose the set list copies. Also I sense the reason Gor Gor is screaming is because there is someone or something to kill. In the state of Ohio there is a mid-western town that is fairly hidden. It has a street called Elm Street. A couple of kids and their faithful dog went to that town a few months ago because it was abandoned, their goal was to see if they could find any sign of the serial killer that made that town infamous."
Oderous continued on "they did not find any sign of Freddy Krueger dead or alive."
The rest of the members of GWAR laughed.
Balsac joked "maybe the kids and the loyal dog should go back to that town and look again. They might find a leprechaun. Ha ha ha"
Oderous yelled "Freddy Krueger lives in the dream world. We shall travel to Elm Street before our concert to seek him out ourselves."
The concert was in two days. GWAR took off from Virginia to Ohio to seek the infamous mass murderer Freddy Krueger.
Upon their arrival at Elm Street they looked for a house to take cover in. The town was certainly abandoned. Gor Gor and the band went to sleep and in the dark nightmare they heard growling. Freddy approached and raised his claws.
He said "what the fuck are you motherfuckers doing here?"
All the members of GWAR attacked Freddy and held him down. Freddy was no match and GWAR had successfully taken him prisoner.
The End