"shopey, shopey, shopey... I go shopey shopey shopey." Naruto made his way to the convenient store, to buy ramen... of course. He was ecstatic, he heard they came out with a new flavor and had to try it. "Ramen, ramen, ramen, ramen," he chanted, picking up the pace.

Sasuke was in his bathroom, going to do up his hair, when... DUM DUM DUMMMM... there was no more hair stuff... NOOOO!! He glared, 'stupid,' he thought. Well, he couldn't go out without his hair up. He got in a disguise and headed out to the convenient store.

Naruto took a cart and started piling ramen into his cart. "yummy, yummy, yummy." He went over to the cashier to by his love, and was so excited he ran into someone, knocking them over.

"I'm sooo sorry." He helped the man up, picking up what he dropped. Naruto read the label. "Elmer's Glue," he looked curiously at the man.

"wow, I'm shocked you could read, dobe," the man murmured.

"whaaa, teme?"

Sasuke snatched the glue out of the others hand and went off to pay for it. Naruto followed after the other, "TEME!! SLOW DOWN!!" Once he caught up he asked, "what do you need the glue for?"

Sasuke glared at him, "why do you care, baka?" he payed and left, going home to put up his hair.

Naruto bought his ramen, then went home for a feast, contemplating on what happened with Sasuke. After he ate he decided to go train, as always. "I WILL BECOME HOKAGE!" he told himself while standing in the mirror, motivating himself. He then left to train. He worked hard in the forests, eventually stripping down to his boxers.

Sasuke put his hair up, looking at himself in the mirror. 'I feel like such a puss when I am like this.' He finished making his hair all spiky, left to go train, making him feel more macho.

He arrived at the forest, his favorite spot, when he heard someone breathing heavily. 'what,' he thought to himself. Sasuke then felt Naruto's chakra, 'oh, the dobe.'

Sasuke went up into a tree, watching the dobe, planning to scare him. Though the more he watched, the more he became mesmerized by the blondes toned muscles, gleaming chest, slight blush. He was always annoying, but now he looked like he was created by gods, perfect in every way.

He jumped down, tackling Naruto. Sasuke held the others hands above his head, straddling his hips.

"OI, WHAT THE FUCK SASUKE TEME! LET GO OF ME!"

Sasuke just smirked. "scared ya didn't I,... dobe," he whispered into his ear. Naruto shivered as he felt the sex god's breath on him. After he realized what he had done, he started to struggle, trying to get out of Sasuke's grasp.