Prolog
It was a bright summer day as Eddy was walking home from a fine day of scams when he saw something odd.
Eddy: "What the heck is that?"
He turned and walked carefully into the allyway.
Eddy:"Oh My Freaking god!"
Eddy stumbled and began to run to the Cul-De-Sack.
Eddy:"Everybody come quick!"
Rolf Responds.
Rolf:"Edd boy what is with the the loud commotion that reminds me of Nana on bonion scrapping night?"
Then comes Kevin riding on his bike.
Kevin: "Hey dork can't you see im trying to score!"
Eddy stops once he reached the center of the Cul-De-Sack.
Eddy: "Everybody i've seen something horrible!"
Rolf: "Nana's back hair?"
Kevin: "The fact that you have a girlfriend?"
Jimmy: "Bad hair?"
Eddy: "No you dumbasses, Edd...he's...dead!"
Stay tuned for Chapter one: The cry from across the country.