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"My goal is to destroy Harry Potter. Harry is always disturbing me with his stupid hero addiction, so I'm going to defeat him by capturing his useless, red head friend and then, of course, he'll come to save him! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
"So obvious, isn't it, my master," mentioned Lucius from the corner.
"Be quiet," said Voldemort, groaning quite terribly in exasperation, but then!
BOOM!
"Die!" yelled Harry, blasting all ellybutton!
Harry and Tom had gunfight with each other with bananas they found by the talking monkey. By the time the fight was over, Voldemort was begging for mercy, and Harry was threatening him with the last banana.
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
A/N: This story was a little out of hand, but I still liked it. My sister wrote to all her friends and said AHAHA HAHAHA AH HAHAHA AHA! . . . Uh, yeah . . . Please, like, review my story . . . cus . . . it's cool . . .