Author's Note: This is my Pokemon Green Nuzlocke, but I'm doing something unique. I'll insert the rules at the end of the chapter.
Rated T for character death, injury. Has lots of Engrish in dialogue to seem funny and stick to the actual game, keeping a minimum on swears that may or may not appear in the actual game.
"Mom! I'm going to go buy some McDonald's for some breakfast!" Green shouted, even though she and her mother were both on the ground floor of their house.
Her mother cringed for a moment, then replied as sweetly as she could, "Alright. Remember that everyone here speaks Japanese, since we are from America, so know how to properly order your food. Konichiwa means hello, and-"
Green moaned. Her mother stopped talking, offended and kind of surprised. Green ran outside. She took one step into the green grass north of Grey City (More like a settlement. . .) when she heard someone call out.
"Matsu!"
Green moaned again. It was just some old dude, obviously the one who never left his lab. "WHAT?!" she yelled.
"Grass is dangerous!" the man said. "Wild pet can jump out!"
"Pet. . ?" Green asked, confused. She then noticed a purple rat-like creature. "Oh, Pokemon! I mean, Pocket Monsters. Are they that dangerous?"
The rat attacked a nearby bird with eyebrows. The image was slightly too bloody for her tastes.
"Yes! Pet! Now, follow!" The man said, walking towards his lab.
Green hesitated before seeing the dead bird and the rat creature who killed it eyeing her. She then ran into his lab like no tomorrow, making sure to lock it afterwards. The rat, surprisingly, had not even stepped out of the grass. It simply sat there, looking upset about the runaway prey.
She sighed in relief and turned around, only to find a creepy boy with weird hair, staring at her in the face.
"You are new girl Green? Name is Akairo, this is our first meeting," he said, acting rather sincere. He was holding a Pokeball, and when he noticed Green staring at it, he moved his hand as far away from her as possible while still looking natural. Akairo replied in an annoyed tone,
"Gramps give me Pocket Monster. Now can visit nearby city, Evergreen."
"Then how do you get food and utilities and such?" Green asked. She was still as confused as ever.
"Guardian often have Pet so can buy lunch and bring home."
"Akairo!" The man called.
Akairo, just before leaving, said, "I have own Pet now, so can visit Evergreen. Hahaha, sucker."
Green followed him, just out of curiosity. She saw the boy yelling at the old man, maybe his grandfather, and caught a few key words in Japanese, like "Pet" and "Green" and "Girl". When Akairo noticed her, he pointed at Green and they both stopped.
"Green, you can takes Pet. . ." Akairo pointed at a table with two Pokeballs. Green nervously took the Pokeball with the label "SHADO". She pressed a button and released "Shado" from its ball. To her surprise, it was a Charmander, not a "Shado".
The shocked Akairo yelled, "You tell me there no Hitokage! I want it! Not Zenigame or Fushigidane!"
"Squirtle has an advantage over Charmander. . ." Green answered quietly, attempting to cheer him up.
"Squirtle?"
"Torto. Zenigame." She said, pointing at his Pokeball. She could see the label with "TORTO" written clumsily on it.
"Ah," Akairo said. "Well, 'Squirtle' and I wish to battle!"
Green hesitated before holding up her Pokeball, "I accept!"
She noticed her "Shado" wasn't getting up, so she gingerly pushed it away from her with her foot. It simply looked at her and blinked.
She checked the screen on the side of her Pokeball. It had two simple attacks: Scratch and Chirps.
"Shado! Scratch!" Green said quickly.
Her Pokemon was silent for a moment, then comprehended her command and revealed wicked claws. It scratched the Squirtle with no problem.
"Go All Out, Zenigame!"
"Again!" both trainers cried out. The bruised Charmander clawed at the cut up, tackling Squirtle.
The two opponent Pokemon did their attacks again on command. The Squirtle then mockingly wagged its tail, only to be hit with a mega Scratch.
"Final Scratch, Charmander!" Green told the bruised Pokemon. It hit the Squirtle again, and it fell to the floor, with multiple bleeding cuts. Akairo was shocked.
"How I lose?" Akairo yelled out. "Just you got lucky!"
Green smiled.
"Well, I go train to be stronger and stronger! Well, Aochider and Green, bye-bye!" inquired the upset boy. He stormed out.
Green looked expectantly at the man, who was probably Aochider.
"Well, dismissed," he answered, unable to come up with anything else.
"Come on now, Charmander," Green said. The Charmander didn't react.
"Uh. . . Shado? Hitokage?"
The Charmander stared with a blank face.
"I'm guessing you want a nickname. You remind me of an American animated character. . . Can I call you Wander?
"Char char! Charmander!" Wander replied, nodding happily.
Pokemon Green: Toonuzlocke
-All Pokemon must be nicknamed after what they resemble: Wander the Charmander, Bugs the Buneary, etc.
-If a Pokemon faints three times, it is considered DEAD.
-Pokemon evolves, it's counter resets to three.
-No walk-through!
-Starters are immortal.
-There is no Game-Over: You must simply pick a new team.
-More rules may be written as the story progresses.