Deidara: Tobi...come here.
Tobi: Senpai are you gonna bomb me? Because Tobi'b prepared!
Deidara: No, i'm not going to bomb you! (yet) NOW COME!
Tobi walks to Deidara.
Pein: Deidara, what are you gonna do?
Deidara: Ventriloquism. DUH.
Deidara: TALK DUMMY.
Tobi: Hey! Tobi's no dummy! Tobi is a good boy! lolz.
Deidara: HEY! DON'T "LOLZ" ME! AARRGGHH!
Starts a fight with the "good boy."
BAM! BOOF! SLAP!
Konan: BAD TOBI! YOU DON'T HIT A WOMEN!
Hidan: But Deidara ISN'T a fucking women.
Konan+Hidan: Or is he?
*Pein kicks Tobi and Deidara off the stage.*
Audience: BOO! YOU SUCK! BOO!
Pein: THANKS Deidara. Umm..lets see...Konan! GO WOMEN!
Konan: i WOULD fight you, but that damn Kakuzu tired so i can't hit you with him.
Konan goes on the stage and starts tap-dancing like mad.
Pein: WOW. she's so fast!
Kakuzu: I see smoke.
Hidan: All i see is your DAMN BUTT! GET OFF KAKUZU!
Deidara: How'd you end up there?
Hidan: I have my ways.
Pein: *sniff, sniff* OH GAWD WOMEN, STOP TAP-DANCING! YOU'RE STARTING A FIRE!
Kakuzu: OI! THATS -$50 OF DAMAGE A MINUTE! STOP! NOOOO!
Kakuzu pushes Konan off the stage and they start fighting AGAIN.
Audience:....
Random person 1: Now im scared...
Random person 2: I think thats gonna be US if we don't pay soon!
Kakuzu's eyes goes CHA-CHING!
Sasori: Wow, how'd you do that?
Kakuzu: It runs in my family.
Pein: A-Anyway, Kakuzu, you're next.
Kakuzu: Whatever, if it saves money, i'll do it.
Deidara: RUN EVERYONE! When Kakuzu feels emotions, he kills ANYBODY! DUCK!
Of course the audience didn't listen cause they didn't believe them.
Kakuzu does this AMAZING thing with money, no one can explain how he does it. He looked BEAUTIFUL.
Audience: WOO! *CLAP'S HARD* YOU ROCK! GO KAKUZU!
Kakuzu was rly HAPPY. Kakuzu enjoyed this moment...for a few seconds then he TURNED MAD and was about to explode.
Deidara: WATCH OUT! HE'S GONNA BLOW!
Everyone ducks but only 23 people got killed.
Random person 3: WE AIN'T PAYING!
Kakuzu: HIIIISSSSSS!
Random person 3: Never mind! Uhhh...here! A piece of gum, a metal thingy, 2 choco puffs and $150!
Kakuzu: :D 3
Pein: Hidan, i hope you have good talent.
Hidan: WTF?! IM NEXT?! NO WAY! NUH UH!
Pein: Just go damn idiot.
Deidara: He has a point there. *snicker, snicker*
Hidan: ARRGGHH!
Hidan takes a frog and a stick and starts poking it then slashing it and then calls up a person for and example.
Audience: ....
Hidan: What? NONE of you have EVER been sacrifaced?! This is a fucking bad audience. You don't have ANY damn GUTS!
Hidan pulls up a person and start stabbing them.
Audience: Wow, he stabs him so swifly! AWESOME! *Claps*
Pein: Stupid talent, but at least they liked it. :D
Konan: Who's next?
Pein: Tobi.
Tobi: OMIGAWD! TOBI HAS TALENT! BUT SENPAI'S THE BEST!
Deidara: un.