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Naruto Kyukaze, Overlord of Makai 1, in all of his demonic glory...was bored. Bored and Anxious. Bored, Anxious, and also Sex-Depraved. Yes, Naruto Kyukaze, baddest of the bad of all Overlords...haven't got any in a week. How depressing.
Slowly getting up from his throne, he stared off into space.
Honestly, somehow it always seems that
I'm dreaming of something I can never be
The Kami-class kitsune walked down his throne in a daze, not noticing a lavender prinny just came through the door, but quickly walked right back out, noticing it's Overlord singing.
It doesn't bother me, 'cause I will always be the pimp that I see in all of my fantasies
Walking through the throne door and the hall, the Kyukaze kept singing, not noticing Axel, the Dark Hero, who nobody had any idea how he got there, was walking behind him, strumming the guitar for background music. How considerate.
I don't know your fucking name, so what, let's...
Screaming to be the only way
that I can truly be free from my fucked up reality
By now, a group of female demons, ranging from female prinnies to succubus, were following them, hearts in their eyes.
So I dream and stroke it harder,
'cause it's so fun to see my face staring back at me
The girls sighed dreamily, imagining their Overlord 'stroking'... they all got nosebleeds...
I don't know your fucking name, so what, let's fuck
At those words, the demoness were about to jump him and grant his wish, but three blurs sprang in front of the horde of demon fangirls.
Kira, the pink haired kitsune in her adult form, Hinata in her humanoid form, and Ayame, the demon cook with her long nodacichi. The fangirls knew a challenge when they saw one. Damned if they were the empresses of their sire! They were going to win his bed or die trying!
All day I dream about sex
All day I dream about fucking
With that, the greatest catfight in all multiverse in-sued. Spells, blood, clothes, anything unattached flew, and the Kyukaze was unaware of it all...the Dark Hero, not so much. Naruto did notice though that the music in his head(seemingly) wasn't as key as it used to be, but he continued
All day I dream about fucking
All day I dream about sex yes all day I dream about sex
And all day I dream about sex yes all day I dream about sex
And all day I dream about sex yes all day I dream about sex
And all day I dream about sex yes all day I dream about sex
In the end, the three empresses came out victories, but their clothes were damaged beyond repair. Only sporting strips of clothing with their underwear still intact.
All day I dream about sex
All day I dream about fucking
All day I dream about sex
All day I dream about fucking
Blinking, Naruto noticed some energy signatures behind him. Turning around, he saw his wives' state of extreme undress. Grinning he opened his arms to them.
"Wanna fuck?" His girls blushed, squealed and appeared instantly to him, two of them attaching themselves to his arms, and Kira hugging his back tightly. Smiling at his luck, they walked off to his private chamber, moans and screams were heard not to long after.
Axel, in a bout of confidence turned to the only conscious fangirl there. Probably didn't fight. "Hey, wanna fuck?"
The girl looked at him, blushed and said, "Sorry, but I was just following the crowd. I'm a lesbian." And with that, she was gone, and so was rest of the Dark Hero's confidence.
One day hero, one day.