Renji: up your butt
Kon: that's not very funny.
Renji: No, seriously! Somehow you got out of the tiger plushie and dug a hole into right under your tail!
WELCOME TO MY NEW FANFIC IN WHICH I TRY TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH BY USING BLEACH AS A COMEDY BASE! LET'S GET STARTED, SINCE THERE ISNT A DANGAI FOR ME TO GAIN MORE TIME TO RESCUE MY READERS FROM DEATH OF BOREDOM!
Me: no?
Urahara: no.
Aizen: the hougyoku has determined that that was lame.
Byakuya: that was the saddest thing I have ever heard.
In the deep dark lair of the konman,
Urahara: kon-san, Don't you find it odd that you have a secret base and that actual people who are trying to save the universe and soul society (such as myself) don't?
Kon: Cause I'm kon-sama, hero to all children (and ladies too)!
In the palace of las noches, aizen is having a meeting with the spade when suddenly…
Hinamori: Aizen-taicho!
Hinamori: not. You think I'm all argle phlargle nooo about you betraying the soul society, huh, well I'm going to kill you now. Your self esteem, that is.
Aizen: how are you going to do that?
Hinamori: SASS POWAZ!
Aizen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hinamori: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
At the winter war,
aizen: screw this, im too depressed to fight a war. Espada, go fight or whatever.
Gin: shinso.
Aizen: deeeeeaaaaad
What did you think? Should I continue it?