disclamer: I do not own anything to with golden sun, nor do I won any thing to do with that terrible game. I used to own a copy, but i sold it to my pawn shop for a beer bottle.

In The Shadows

One day, Ivan was being gay, just like he always was. He decided to go to Sheba's house and he did just that, knocking on her front door, in hopes of turning her into a comminist. When she opened the door, she was surprised to see Ivan. So surprised that she kicked him in the balls, but he didn't have any so it didn't matter.

Then, from the shadows whence he dwelt, the Great swordsman leapt into view, plunging his shiny blade into the boy's leg. He cried loudly, but he wouldn't move, because the communism disallowed him to. So the Great Swordsman lobbed off his head and held the blade high for all to see.

Sheba was pleased with him and tried to give him a hug. But he scoffed and lobbed her head off to. "Stupid Golden Sun scum." He said, triumphantly holding up both blonde heads. "Your nazism stood no chance." He then throws the heads to their bodies and gets into his car.

Yes his car. It was silver, and really cool. Unlike anything from Golden Sun. He drove it down the road and ran over thier dead bodies like usual. As he drove off, he melded away,
back where he came from, in the shadows.

I don't care if you liked it or not.