A new story, a bit higher rated then normal, to warn you. Also if any readers are Holocaust deniers, Anne Frank deniers, Jewish conspiracy theories belivers or anyway anti Anne Frank, do not rant about it.

The mixed and matched monkey trix

How did Ben get sucked into this whole story?

Vilgax then swiped at Thomas, who leapt into the air to dodge, and distract. For Ben than charged into Vilgax as Cannonbolt, knocking him several yards away, but Ben then flung him towards himself again as Wildvine. As Vilgax drew closer, Cyndaquil used Flame Wheel and defeated Vilgax in the fiery strike. Ben then reverted to Human.

"Foolish Tennyson, you will still lose this one fight," Vilgax cursed as he burst into dark blue dust.

"Thomas, No it can't be" Gwen screamed as she saw Waspinator.

"Waspinator already bring heartless to heart, Thomas you lose for once." Then a giant dark explosion emitted from the keyhole as the world died, however Ben, Gwen and Thomas escaped.

"No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ben and Gwen cried in unison

How Kiki (aka pudding) got sucked into this

A group of half animal girls were fighting off a large demonic boar spawn. It was charging towards a pink cat girl when from behind a green dolphin girl blasted it with water. Then a yellow monkey girl, smaller than the others charged at it. Faster then normal a tusk gored her knocking her out. Then the boars eyed flashed and an anomaly opened up and sucked her away.

"Kiki" the other girls screamed at they killed the boar angrily. The boar then exploded releasing some kind of Jellyfish.

As the penguins and Thomas returned home they were laughing heartily.

"And I say you can see Russia from Sarah Palin's house" Thomas joked with the penguins.

"Well who would of Nome" Skipper joked backed.

"I still can't believe how good that salmon was, what about you Ricco" Kowalski said and Ricco nodded in agreement. Then suddenly Ricco's eyes glowed and he spun around three times while hiccupping before going into a robot dance and finally going

"Monkey butt plus Monkey Butt equals Monkey"

. "Oh great, another off world visitor, again" Private said.

" Private, be ready for the fire breathing Thorn, the evil virus Xana or a giant robot" Skipper said confidently. Then Kiki fell into the lair, well on top of Skipper anyway unconscious.

" Well, I will be a monkeys uncle" Thomas said half laughing to his on the spot pun. " A mew, and not the pokemon. They come from a legendary world that was sealed off in its keyhole by one of my old friends who hailed from Hogwarts, Colton. He sealed that world, as well as Hogwarts, Magixs, Marzipan, Stormalong and Goats junk yard," Thomas explained to the penguins. Colton had been a keyblade wielder at the same time he was with Terra, Aqua and Ven, but he had dissapeared a long time ago. Later he met him again in an alternate dimmension, whitch in the same dimension he had met this very Mew, as he did the penguins but he never liked to mention it in case of confusion or just people calling him insane.

" So how do we wake her?" Skipper asked. As he said that Ricco got a giant stick to poke her with.

" Ricco, it might end badly to wake up a girl like that, I have only got scars from two things; and that was from an very angry group of Velociraptors and when I met Sarah and she thought I was a burglar and whacked me with a pointed piece of wood" Thomas noted. Ricco sighted sadly and threw the stick to the side, but Thomas actually managed to catch it. But instead of whacking her with it Thomas took the stick and placed a block of Chocolate on it. The smell awoke the little child.

" Chocolate" She screamed happily before saying, " Where am I"? But why was someone looking over this data…

" This is most, interesting" Doofemsmirtz said going over the record on Kiki and her world.

" What is so interesting" Grievous asked.

"She spent her time, before she got sucked into all of this, fought mutant creatures made from odd jellyfish type specters".

"So?"

"So, with my newest inator, the Memory copier inator!!! I will copy those creatures and create my own army of mutant animals" Doofemsmirtz said grinning evilly. But as he left, he grabbed the wrong inator.

Meanwhile

" Kiki, where are you" Ben called on the greenian beach. Kiki had taken a walk and hadn't come back.

" Help" Kiki called from out in the water. She had managed to get herself tangled in a huge forest of kelp. Sighing Thomas went Wildvine and pulled in the girl. Ben had a crush on her, and she on him but they hadn't mentioned it to each other yet. Kiki was pulled to shore, with a sea otter on her head.

" Uh, you have a weasel on your head" Ben said absently changing back his form.

" He's friendly" Kiki noted before it jumped off. But from behind a hilly knob…

" Okay, now to make my monster army" Doofemsmirtz whispered to himself before firing a green laser that struck Kiki, and Ben, knocking them out conscious, as a ghost like apparition of them swaps bodies.

" Huh, that wasn't supposed to happen" he said worried before fleeing, and leaving a cheat sheet behind.

5 minutes later

" Ugh, my head" Ben said getting up. But his hands, they weren't his. This skin was different, actually feminine. Then he saw his body, and screamed.

" AHHHHHHHHHH" but his voice was Kiki's!! Then Ben, or Kiki or whatever got up and panicked like that.

" Ny No Da?" Kiki said absently, with Ben's voice.

" What happened to us" Ben sighed, feeling those tiny ponytails flowing in the wind.

" I don't know" Kiki sighed before seeing a piece of paper. Picking it up Kiki read

"Guide to the mind transfer inator. One, strike the target with the other nearby. Two add voice changer patch" with a check next to it "and three enjoy the chaos as a nuclear plant boss is swapped with that of an illiterate Chinese farmer"

"So how do I get back my body" Ben asked worried.

"Thomas might know" Kiki said worried.

"Problem, I don't speak Dutch"

Meanwhile in Holland, 1944 (Some world in the past)

"Dank u voor de rit (Thank you for the ride) Thomas said in Dutch to a man in a car, which drove off. He was before the secret Annex, the hiding place of Anne Frank. Thomas loved visiting Holland, he liked the people but not during the Nazi occupation. However he had heard rumors that a Decepticon was going to try to take the original Diary of Anne Frank, so he was going to guard it, plus since this world was behind and wouldn't affect any others, stop the hiding Jews from being found.

Back to them

"Great, I am stuck as a girl" Ben thought to himself "at least it can't get worse"

"Hey, I heard that, being a girl isn't that bad" Kiki said angrily.

"Huh" Ben said confused.

"He said it, I heard him"

"Wait, I heard that too, but you didn't speak it" Ben said shocked. Then he looked over the sheet, and looked at the back.

"And also fix the mental link bug"

"Okay, let's just try not to get caught in something bad and wait for him to come back." Ben said worried. " You can win video games right, because I sort of challenged Omi to a mega video game off"

" You like mud baths, right?"

" Huh"

Meanwhile

" Megatron taking a diary from a young girl, how cruel. Yet it is not honorable either" Dinobot said to himself as he sneaked through the ally's of Amsterdam at midnight, looking for the secret Annex. But Thomas was watching. Leaping onto the roof, Thomas summoned his keyblade and pointed it at Dinobot who transformed.

" Bring it on Thomas"

Back to Greenia

" This mud bath is so relaxing" Sarah said as she relaxed in the steaming hot mud. Gwen was too, and Ben ( or Kiki or whatever) was blushing hard.

"Ben, stop thinking what you are thinking!" Kiki yelled in his head.

" Try being in a mud bath with Omi or James and see how you fare" Ben shot back.

" True, but at least they have swimsuits" Kiki shot back as Ben blushed.

" Sorry"

" Ben, I don't blame you. Just try not to embarrass me, or you or whatever." Kiki said good natured before leaving him alone.

" This is so good for your pores" Ben with Kiki's voice sighed.

" True, ahh" all three said before relaxing deeper into the steaming mud.

With Kiki ( as Ben)

" Ben, prepare to face my Sumo Slammer style of victory" Omi gloated holding a game controller.

" Sumo Slammer, I know this" Kiki grinned evilly before they started playing.

Kiki 500,950

Omi 500

" WHAHHH" Omi said fainting.

" Victory" Kiki gloated happily.

Back to Holland

" Ugg, you have defeated me" Dinobot said as he laid flat in defeat on top of a building with a keyblade pointed at him. " Kill me so I may take this loss, with honor"

" You have fought well, and thus I will spare you. Your not truly evil, are you?"

" No, and Thomas as payment, for sparing me, I swear fealty to you, as my code commands. I will tell you anything you wish to know."

Several hours later in Greenia

" That mud was so relaxing, wasn't it Kiki" Gwen asked Ben.

" Yeah" Ben replied trying to sound Kiki ish. Then they felt the earth shake violently.

" What's happening" Omi said as he ran out of the temple with Kiki. The Maximals were on Vacation so they were alone. Then from the air fell a giant pickle looking tank with huge wheels and a cockpit made of plastic on the end facing the girls. Extending Tentacles in grabbed every person except Ben in Kiki's body.

" Ha ha, I Dr. Hienz Doofemsmirtz have finally created the ultimate tank, the sea cucumber battle bot mach 2."

" Let them go" Ben said with Kiki's voice.

" Sure, not" Doofemsmirtz said firing a tentacle at Ben, who leapt over it going into Kiki's mew form.

( Ben noticed a yellow jump suit and a tail form on him in a flash of light)

" Yes" Ben said, half expecting it not to work.

" Fire the pickle missiles" Doofemsmirtz yelled as he shot pickles at Ben, who ungracefully dodged them. Jumping over them he barely landed on top of the pickle.

"Roll and rock" Doofemsmirtz said out of modern lingo before the cucumber began rolling like a log, with the tentacles moving so they weren't jamming the cucumber. Running like a log roller, Ben just barely kept his cool. Then summoning Kiki"s tambourine, he tried to use it, but instead ended up throwing it and releasing Kiki, who fell down beside him and tried to work the Omnitrix while running on the Cucumber.

" Work, please" she said in Ben's voice as it activated.

( Kiki started to shrink and her head enlarged flash and she was)

" Grey Matter" she said before stumbling and falling off and going another alien.

( Returning to normal she felt her muscles streamlining and her body reptilising. Flash and she was)

" XLR8" she said leaping and kicking the plastic, breaking the plastic. But then the rope inator was fired, and she was tied off, and Ben fell and was also tied up as they struggled.

" They are off today" James noted worried.

" And she just had a mud bath" Sarah noted in comparison. Then he brought out another Inator.

"You see children, back in my youth my mother made me eat Sea cucumbers, so now like a been burrito they have returned. And now to form my new predicate army" he said firing his inator at Ben. " Wait, this isn't the memory copier inator, it is the…." He began before the laser hit and a massive green flash enveloped them. Now back to normal Ben spun around and undid the rope around them.

" Huh, when did you get better, you should have gotten worse" Doofemsmirtz said before noticing Kiki was gone. Looking in horror he saw that she was breaking the tentacles, allowing the four to escape.

" Ben, if you please" Kiki said nicely.

" Gotcha" Ben said going his most powerful alien.

( Flash and Ben felt himself grow massive and sharp pointy things growing all over him. Flash and he was)

" WAY BIG" Ben said with power. Taking the cucumber, he tossed it far away like a football.

" Curse you Benjamin Tennyson and Kiki Benjamin, wait you share a common theme in your names, I never saw that" Doofemsmirtz yelled confused as he blasted away in Team Rocket fashion.

" What happened?" Gwen asked confused as they reverted to normal.

" You don't want to know" Ben said laughing, as did Kiki.

" Silence, your laughter has given me a headache of 1,000 Jack Spicer's" Omi wailed.

Elsewhere

" Hmm, where are the Nazi's" Thomas asked confused. Then he saw a blown up car in the alley, and claw marks.

" Dinobot, thank you for saving me that, but two things" Thomas said. First using the force he pulled in Anne's Diary and left a message.

" May the memory of one last past her time" it added " belove the key and watch for the dark". It ended before Thomas pulled a book off the bookcase and revealed a keyhole. With a blast of light the world was sealed. And another plan foiled. But best of all, another Greenian was recruited; Dinobot.