Dude, I own you! Therefore, I own Gravitation!
Kuma is stuck in a love... some kind of polygon thingy!!
DudeIOwnYou presents...
For the Love of Kuma
1) Shindou Shuichi
Shuichi: *stares at Kuma with love filled eyes* Why can't I stop thinking about you? Why do I keep seeing you when I close my eyes? When I dream? Why... Why do you do this to me?!
Kuma: ... *looks cute, as usual*
Shuichi: Why?! *breaks down, crying insanely*
2) Nakano Hiroshi
Shuichi: *nudges Hiroshi* And how is it with Kuma?
Hiroshi: *blushes, counting on his fingers* Oh! Kuma is doing just fine! We talked all night about the pandas and we're planning on going out sometime... Should I get Kuma a new bowtie? No, I think he's rather attached to his old one! Do you think Sakuma-san would mind me taking Kuma out to dinner the next time we get together? He seems protective of Kuma! I never get enough time with him and...
Shuichi: *sighs dreamily* I know how you feel... That's how it's like with me and Yuki...
Hiroshi: *glares* No! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL. You ... DON'T KNOW what true love is.
Shuichi: But-
Hiroshi: Can't I have anything... my own? *sobs*
3) Sakano
Sakano: Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I don't know what to wear for my date with Kumagorou-san! Aieeeeeeeee! We're doomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slams into a wall* @_@
4) Seguchi Tohuma (Touma + Tohma)
Tohuma: *glares* You will pay for laying your hands on Kumagorou.
Takchi: W-What? What is he to you?
Tohuma: *smiles evily* Kumagorou is the person I care for most. And your time... is up... *gently pushes Takchi into the street*
Takchi: *gasps, falling to the ground as the lights shine*
Tohuma: Bye bye...
Takchi: *shivers, holding himself as the icecream truck looms over him*
5) K
K: *coughs* Considering my depiction in the remixes, I have come to this conclusion... I will seduce Kuma.
Kuma: ... =D
K: ... *shudders* So... tempting...
Kuma: ... =D
K: I can't take it anymore!!! TAKE ME KUMA!!
6) Sakuma Ryuichi
Ryuichi: ;_; Nani?! Kuma is my friend, na no da!!
7) Uesugi Tatsuha
Tatsuha: *looks at Kumagorou with half lidded eyes through his bangs* You look so cute there... So innocent...
Kuma: ... =D
Tatsuha: *touches Kumagorou's ears* You're so soft...
Kuma: ... =D
Tatsuha: *takes Kumagorou into his arms* I wonder if this is real... To have you in my arms at this very moment...
Kuma: ... =D
Tatsuha: *smiles* You're always smiling... Are you smiling for me? I want... I want to be the one that makes you smile. To see you laugh, to see you cry, to see your everything.
8) Yuki/Uesugi Eiri
Eiri: I said no.
Kuma: ... =D
Eiri: For the last time, no.
Kuma: ... =D
Eiri: =O
Kuma: ... =D
Eiri: ...
Kuma: ... =D
Eiri: ...
Kuma: ... =D
Eiri: ... .
Kuma: ... =D
Eiri: STOP THAT! YOU WIN!!!
Kuma: ... =D
Eiri: Wipe that smug expression off your face.
THE END?
I'm sorry, no hetero Kuma. But aren't you proud of me for writing this? Go me!