Konan: A SHIRT WITH MATCHING HEELS!
Deidara: YEA! *squeals*
Tobi: LOLLY POPS!
Sasori: HUMEN BODYS FOR MEH PUPPETS! *SCREAMS*
Itachi: a book.
Kisame: VERONICA!
Zetsu: BBAAABBYYSSS......
Hidan: DAMN SACRIFACES!
Kakuzu: a bank.
Pein: NO! WE WANT MONEY!
Akatsuki: oh yeah.. i remember.. of couse...:D
Pein: Let's see..first up is...KONAN!
Konan: WWhhaatt?!
Kakuzu: Shut up and do it. You're wasting us 50 cents a minute!
Konan: GGRRRR....
(Starts a fight with the cheapskate)
BAM!
Deidara: What's Konan doing with that book?
Itachi: MEH BBOOOKKK! NOOOO!
Kisame: Skillz.
Sasori: That takes guts to do THAT.
Tobi: OOoohh, that's GOTTA hurt!
Pein: Moving on.....
*Deidara takes paper out of Pein's hands*
Deidara: Sasori! You're turn!
Sasori: Like hell i'm gonna do it.
*Pein knocks some sense into Sasori*
Sasori: Ugh...damn that Tobi for buying all those lollypops at the carnival...If it wern't for Deidara for TAKING Tobi to the festival, he wouldn't have FOUND the lollypops...AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!
*Stares at Sasori*
Sasori: *blush*
Sasori went on the stage and said," IMAGINATIONNNN..." while moving his arms in a shape like a rainbow. (did i mention Sasori was a BIG fan of spongebob squarepants?) He got 30 "BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE IMAGINATION BOY! HISS!!, 5"WTF?" And 2 left and said "what did we ever do to you?!"
Tobi: Wow! Sasori-san has talent! He can remember ALL those lines without practicing! *claps*
That made Sasori feel even worse.
Deidara: Yeah Sasori! HA, HA, HA!
Pein: Yeah Deidara, laugh all you want because you're next.
Deidara: HA, HA--WHAT?! WHY NOT HIDAN?!
Hidan: HEY! DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS ASSHOLE!!
Pein: Deidara, NOW. Before everybody finds out we're blackmailing them after.
*Sasori sticks out his tounge*
Sasori: Who's the loser NOW?! BWA HA HA!
Tobi: Tobi didn't know Sasori was this evil...
Deidara: Tobi...come here.