YESSS! Im back with more ideas! Ranging from crack to romance!~ Of course this is the newly made sequel 2 Cat and Spider (humor, romance and rated T) So will this! But i changed romance to adventure 'cuz that's another main genre of the fanfics. And thanx 2 those who added me 2 story alerts (author alerts?) 'cuz u'll b the first ones 2 read this! ...probably.
And so, the fresh new fanfiction and FIRST HUMOR FANFIC REVOLVING AROUND LUCA AND HIS OC PARTNER IN ADVENTURE: ADRIEL! Yes! All the same characters and developments from Cat and Spider! Think of this as the next chapter. Not everyone is in this chapter but it's a promise that more will make an appearance l8ter on and characters left out completely from the anime and manga will appear too! Yes, after this chapter and in the future ones there'll b Drocell, Snake and hm...the Noah's Arc Circus maybe? Like Joker? It's undecided so I'll leave it 2 u in ur reviews 2 decide!
Now FINALLY, the chapter of humor, slightly involved romance this time, drama, angst, adventure, mystery and action begins RIGHT AFTER THIS EPIC LINE!
"No...what I'm asking is HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID IT TURN OUT LIKE THIS?" Alois exclaimed clearly pissed off by the unexpected turn of events. The bipolar blonde demanded the promising pale blue sky as grey clouds obstructed the sunlight giving off a typically bad omen, it's the new beginning of another chapter and the Queen's next collaborative mission, surrounding onlookers gaped at him in shock and desperately harried forth on with their daily lives of lowly peasants escaping the fate of having their eyes gouged out by a certain demonic bastard.
One moment Adriel and Luca were obediently following them the next they've secretly fled in silence to 'explore' (meaning they've escaped to wreak havoc and cause a miniature scale apocalypse throughout the humble town, disturbing the peace of humanity, immortality and animals alike...)
"Trancy, cease unnecessary disturbance and COOPERATE. The last thing we need is another immoral child running amok." Ciel ordered stoically with a cold glint in his exposed deep blue eye. Currently Lucian, Ciel, Sebastian, Claude and Alice were strategizing their next unsuspicious move in the watchful eye of the public.
Stubbornly Alois agreed with a click of his tongue in utter annoyance. "I still can't see the point in searching for them...they'll bring back stolen goods so it's beneficial!" With that said his face lit up with glee. "Yay!~ We'll eat good food tonight!"
"What's with you Alois?" Alice questioned in suspicion. "You sound as if..." Alice got momentarily cut off by Lucian, her murderously violent black and silver streaked butler with glowing crimson eyes who was grinning a twisted Cheshire grin.
"It is all according to plan...hehehe, it's a take it and run chance!" Lucian chuckled deviously while giving off dark vibes with Alois. Both had matching wavelengths and were snickering disturbingly for more reasons than one. Passing onlookers sweat dropped. Ciel took the chance to dead-pan indifferently as Alice face-palmed releasing an exhausted breath while Claude stared wistfully into the distance with fogging glasses along with Sebastian sighing in shame, a twitching forced smile gracing his lips.
"Tch, how long has it been...since the new chapter of bull that has begun..." Alice muttered depressingly as she thought of the ACCIDENTAL situations, EPIC adventures and DRAGGED OUT chapters to come. 'As if my life hasn't gotten anymore messed up, here goes another mission and more amusement for everyone!~' mused Alice to no one in particular.
Claude's glasses started flashing intelligently in the undetermined light source. "I have a plan, how about we follow their path of destruction and..." Claude got cut off mid-sentence by the smooth Phantomhive butler as if he had no say.
"Now then, can someone please explain how on Earth Adriel and Luca disappeared without ANY OF US noticing?" A demonically annoyed aura enveloped him in creeping darkness.
CLICHÉ FLASHBAAAACK!
The Queen's Cat's carriage halted smoothly the moment two black stallions stood tame and proud by the reins of a skilled black butler called Lucian. Suddenly childish yelling and violent struggling from within shook the vehicle into havoc. The horses stood stoned, if animals could sweat drop then that's be EXACTLY WHAT THEY'D BE DOING...
"Oi! WHAT KINDA SHIT DID YOU ROLL IN, THIS TIME? Ok kids, OUT MY CARRIAGE! Line up and show me your faces. I'll...PURGE YOUR FACES OF FILTH!" Lucian threatened with a blazing fist of black flames. "Oh, except you Miss Alice, I will NEVER lay a hand on you unless you want me too!~"
Alois's head was forcefully shoved out the window with an angered mistress clutching the panicked blonde's SLOWLY CRUSHING skull. All the while Ciel was desperately forcing Adriel and Luca apart from fighting over which noble was right.
Alice: GO STAB YOURSELF AND ROT IN HELL YOU SCHEMING BASTARD OF A DEMONIC PERV! DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME LIKE THAT AGAIN OR PREPARE TO BE SHREDDED!
Alois: THEN WHY THE #&$* ARE YOU TOUCHING ME NOW?
Alice: *moment of awkward silence* ...SHUT UP! ARE YOU AN IDIOT? WHAT YOU WERE DOING WAS CLEARLY SEXUAL HARASSMENT! I mean who the hell LICKS...licks...ARGH! SUFFER MY WRATH ALREADY!
Luca: Nooooo! YOUR HIGHNESS! FOR YOUR SAKE I WILL DESTROY HER! *killing aura *
Adriel: Noooo! DON'T YOU DARE BETRAY US WITH YOUR COLD, DEAD HANDS! I-I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND! *breaks into tears*
Ciel: The family game is still played and our relationships are the same as per usual on another perpetual day of trouble. I hope to Sebastian that this won't be another mission complicated with unrelated matters involving the circus, ghosts, half animal-humans, living dolls, gay shingami OR ZOMBIES... *Ciel is currently narrating the story* (sigh) This is what I get for being the main character, an unwanted load of...
Sebastian swiped the carriage door open and in pours radiant light of the new day. "Everyone, we have arrived at the location where the mission takes place. Shall we go young master and friends?"
Ciel: F-F-FRIENDS? *mouth gaping in shocking disbelief*
Alois: Ole!~ Why not! We're family already and isn't it fun playing together as friends? Ne, Arisu-chan?~ *glowing in childish splendor*
Alice: Shut up. Shut up. Shut up! *repetitively banging head into wall of carriage*
Outside the parked carriage is a welcoming town with crowds of people traveling with purposeful feet.
Passing onlookers kept staring at a certain blonde haired, blue eyed bipolar in curiosity. They only stare because they have eyes, not that they're glaring at him in disgust. "Look at them all. PATHETIC. DOUCHE BAGS. STARING. AT. ME. LIKE. I'M. MENTAL...hehehe...AHAHAHAHA!" everyone heard...
One man was about to retort but Ciel intercepted with a meaningful glare conveying a silent warning. 'Don't argue, he'll drag you down to his level and defeat you with methods of bloody gore and psychological torture.'
"Lucian, you fail at parking.." Alice stared down at the drunken old man whose lifeless body was awkwardly sprawled across the ground nearby the parked vehicle with black carriage tracks running across his limp body, twitching silently like a half squashed bug as he shed a single tear of silent suffering.
"Damn! And to think this was my personal best...!" Muttered Lucian in defeat, suddenly his head perked upwards with a way to best himself. "Next time I gotta run over something worth it...CLAUDE!"
Claude's face darkened in the shadows giving off a foreboding aura. "Why must I be involved with such...Passion to calm, hesitation to resolve, love to gravestones...".
*CRASH!* Adriel and Luca swayed quickly in a game of ring-a-ring-a-rosey and ACCIDENTALLY knocked over AN EXTREMELY PRICELESS China vase into millions of glass shards belonging to a nearby outdoor antique store. Luckily no one realised that the two children broke it...YET.
"WHORES TO KILL. That is the Trancy butler..." Claude steered away from the observers as his eye twitched in anger and his fist unknowingly clenched by instinct.
Sebastian's head turned automatically to his contractor, his raven hair flowed in the air with an elegant flick. "Young master, what's our next course of action?"
"Sebastian, it's impudent of you to ask such a ridiculous question. It's clearly obvious that there's only one course of responsible action that in public the head of the Phantom Company will take as to not sully his renowned family name or his highly regarded reputation. I plan to deal with this with my pride intact as my dignity will guide me on the correct path of an accountable noble."
"And WHAT WOULD THAT be, young master?"
"WE RUN."
MOMENTS LATER:
They have WISELY chosen to run from one side of the liveliest and most public side of town to the most secluded and isolated part of town.
"I have NO regrets. This is exactly what I was taught by father!" Ciel stated with unwavering confidence. "A life lesson and a learning experience. Let this be used for future reference."
"No one mention ANYTHING." Alice replied in a strangled breath, her legs felt weak and aching from running to the OPPOSITE END of town, finally she lost energy and was falling to the ground in a heap of fatigue but Lucian caught her in time.
"Rely on me, Miss Alice. I'm here to serve you after all, if you aren't treating me as a butler then just what am I to you?" Lucian's face loomed at close proximity to his mistress's and he could clearly see Alice's face flushed of embarrassment hence her weak tsundere side awakening. He smirked in self-satisfaction. Of course Lucian INSISTED to carry her but since she was an independent tsundere mistress that wasn't acceptable. Alois and Ciel on the other hand didn't even have to mouth their orders since their servants WERE SIMPLY TWO HELL OF BLACK BUTLERS.
"Don't misunderstand Lucian! Serving isn't the same as TOUCHING YOUR MISTRESS WITHOUT PERMISSION!" Alice flailed helplessly in the demon's clutch.
"Let's quit the crap and on with the mission shall we Miss Alice, my cute contractor?~" Lucian was showing no signs of releasing Alice in his one arm hold securely wrapping around Alice's waist which he effortlessly lifted her high off the ground. It's ironic how even though Lucian's the ever loyal servant he always gets what he wants by teasing his mistress. Lucian then took out an elegant letter scribed with neat cursive, including useful references such as graphic photos and newspaper cut outs delivered with a pale yellow envelope containing files and such, MINOR DETAILS. "As a reminder of our mission, lately there have been sightings of what's apparently known as, HYBRID 'PEOPLE'...basically half animal-half humans suspiciously appearing around the streets of London at night and disappearances of children reported on the same night. All this $*$# happens everywhere this dodgy performing group travels to. SHIT! It's really disturbing...imagine the PEDOS waiting for kids to walk by and then..."
"If I recall, the young master ordered me to search for clues. I'll be departing now." Reminded Sebastian with a deep voice as smooth as velvet.
"Lucie, you have just awakened my traumatic memories that I tried so desperately to forget..." Alois notified in a dull voice while gazing into a lost trance of angst as he hugged his own shuddering form, on his phase of instability. Alois clung to Claude FOR COMFORT HE WASN'T RECEIVING. "Embrace me Claude, you're the only one who understands my feelings, my suffering."
"Yes your Highness." Obliged Claude in his signature stoic voice, a psychological battle commenced in the Spider butler's mind. One voice saying: This is shotacon. The voice of reason countered: More fanservice and inspiration for the fangirls then, live with it. All for fanfiction.
"Ah my bad...YEAH, PEDOS DOING 'THIS' AND 'THAT' TO INNOCENT CHILDREN AS WE SPEAK. FORCEFULLY TAKING THEIR-"
"I want cookies!" Adriel declared childishly while pointing excitedly to a nearby Phantom Candy Store.
"I want chocolate!" Luca joined childishly while hyper-actively jumping around with Adriel.
"...I see, it's only natural that my stores are everywhere including suburban areas of town. Hmm, to improve the business, I have to consider the basic statistics, property investment, location and survey the range of *mutter mutter*"
"Ur, Ciel?" Alice interrupted.
"Just buy them ice cream, I'm busy strategizing over my Company plan..."
"Tch, whatever! It's not like I wanted to go with anyone to recommend their own company's confectionery or anything!" Alice angrily snatched off Ciel's pouch of money and stormed off into the store with a red vein popping on her fuming raven haired head.
While everyone else were occupied with their insignificant issues out of the corner of Luca's brown-crimson eye he saw something long quickly drag across the ground in the shadows across from the Phantom Candy Store.
"Hey Adriel, did you see that?" Luca asked as he tugged at his best friend's sleeve to snap Adriel out of a child's sweet fantasy.
"Sorry Luca, what was it? I didn't see anything but I heard a sound like a hisssss."
Suddenly the two children eyed each other seriously as if communicating in telepathic form engaging secret matters.
'It can only be...A GHOST!' They thought in unison. They were satisfied with their logical deduction hence the decided revelation brought the two a now or never decision, to take an active part in the mission and investigate or leave it to the older party. Like good little children would, they chose the first choice without hesitating and snuck away in silence like the supernatural half blood angel and demi-demon they were. Determined to solve this case on their own without troubling others or acting as bait for pedos...
Once Alice exited the store with a bag of chocolate cookies in one hand and Ciel's money in the other a lightning bolt of realisation struck her. "Hey..." She drawled to catch everyone's attention. "Adriel and Luca are GONE. THEY'RE FREAKING MISSING!"
"I already know." Ciel replied with half lidded eyes or boredom then his eyes widened once he realised his mistake. "WAIT, WHAT DID YOU SAY?" his MAJOR mistake of not listening to Alice and having to make her repeat herself. He earned himself a bag of chocolate cookies thrown into his face.
Claude, Ciel and Alois staggered out of balance and gasped in shock of the turn of events.
Everyone turning to each other and yelling in sync: I THOUGHT YOU WERE WATCHING THEM!
END OF FLASHBACK:
"Crap! We've been searching absolutely EVERYWHERE for them! And on top of that, it's after sunset and we STILL HAVEN'T FOUND THEM!" Alice panicked.
"LUUUUCAAAAAA! No! ...Don't abandon me again..." Alois sobbed uncontrollably on the ground in a nearby emo corner of depression where cobwebs hung.
"Tch! At this rate we won't be able to find them in the dark and the cold." Ciel shivered and sneezed to the side.
"My, my, remember to cover your nose and mouth whenever you sneeze. Young master, Your Highness and Miss Alice must retire for the night or else you'll risk catching the flu. It'll be bothersome if that were to happen." Sebastian decided after landing gracefully from the high roof of a closed chapel.
"Very well." Ciel sniffed who now had a runny nose.
"Come now, your Highness. It's time to return to the inn for the night." Claude tried to encourage Alois. Key word TRIED meaning he failed. So as any Trancy butler would do he FORCEFULLY DRAGGED ALOIS FROM HIS HAVEN OF DESPAIR.
"DAMN IT ALL! WHY...WHY LUCA...WHHHHHHHY?" Alois yelled in anguish. A bipolar reaction belonging to the unstable earl.
"This is gonna be a loooooong night..." Ciel moaned into Alice's silky, raven hair from behind.
"H-Hey Ciel! Get off of me! Or else I'm gonna fall forward! KYAAAARGH!"
"Miss Alice! Don't struggle and I'll clear your obstruction to breathe under there!"
"Nice one Ciel! Who knew you had the skill?" Alois observed in wonder. "Hang on...YOU BASTARD!" Alois's bangs covered his yandere eyes. "Ciel Phantomhive, I WILL HAVE YOU...DEAD!"
"Young master has fainted."
"...Your Highness, where did you get that knife?"
Hehehe. I had a lotta fun typing all this from the top of mah messed up head AND I HOPE U ENJOYED IT! If i sound too overconfident then let me regret in the emo corner with mah bag fulla cookies...
And don't b reserved just 2 review! It's not that hard 2 write ONE WORD RIGHT? Like: niiiiiice. That's enough to make me pathetically fangirl over my humble success. Therefore...PLZ REVIEW!
Excel Fusion thanking everyone from the bottom of mah heart and 2 the bloody skin cells of my internal organ . my heart in medical terms!~ The next chap's gonna have crackier fun between the cast and romance to boot, hope u read it if not review!