Laziey1 and Bubblecow21
THE GOLD RANGER
WARNING: the following story was written by me and my friend while we were sleep deprived. Because of this, our thought process is currently at the level of potato^2. Viewer discretion advised.
The original 1993 power rangers were walking through a forest, when suddenly black ranger exclaimed, "Hey Yo pink ranja, You'z got fookin' nice a$$." "piss off Nigel," replied pink ranger. "Who the hell is that?" shouted red ranger. All of the power rangers gasped. Out from behind one of the trees emerged Gold ranger. "He's so cool!" Remarked yellow ranger. "DAM, DAT BE ONE TIGHT MOTHAFUCKA!" Black ranger shouted. "I wish I could be as awesome as him!" Red ranger said in awe. "What do you want, mysterious ranger?" asked pink. Gold ranger orgasmed. "A-A-Are you guys the real power rangers?" Asked gold ranger. "WE'Z SHO ARE, MAI NYGGA!" Black power ranger said. Gold Ranger jizzed all over pink ranger. "Oh man! This is remarkable!" Gold ranger said while continuing to orgasm freaking everywhere. "Um, you didn't answer our question, goldy," Blue ranger told gold quite rudely. "FUCK YOU BLUE RANGER!" Gold ranger screamed. Gold grabbed blue ranger by the helmet and began to skullfuck him through his mask in till blue exploded from all of the jizz with in him. "That will show you!" Gold exclaimed in a very gallant voice. "So why have you come?" asked red ranger. Gold ranger replied, "Ya, uh, where is comic con? I've been wandering around this forest for a couple of hour's In my cosplay outfit and I'm getting sweaty." "FOOK DAT JIVE, YOU WANNA OFUS NOW!" Shouted Black. "What's a comic con?" Yellow ranger asked. "Better question, what's a cosplayer?" Asked Red. Pink Slurped her southern lips together. VAGINA TONGUE EMERGED. "AW HAYL NAW!" Screamed black guy. Vagina tongue began to whip around violently, attacking the black ranger! "I'll save you!" Gold boldly exclaimed! Gold Swung his massive dick at vagina tongue and imploded vagina tongue by using tiny razor sharp glass that he had attached to his penis earlier! " You never know when dick glass may come in handy!" Gold stated loudly. "Curses foiled again!" Screamed pink ringer. "You must pay for your crimes of using the vagina tongue technique!" Said red ranger proudly. "That she must, red. That she must." Gold ranger said while stroking his dick to rub in the glass. "No, I shall punish her." said Yellow whipping out a 60 inch dick. Yellow was a futari all along! "MAN, WHAT DA HFOOK, MUTHA FUCKAZ." Blacky said astounded. Yellow Shoved her 60 in. into Pinks vagina. However, Pinks vagina grew razor sharp teeth that were 10 times sharper than any dick glass Gold could ever hope to use! "MY DICK!" Screamed yellow ranger in shear terror. Slowly, the vagina consumed Yellow whole. While this was all happening, Gold whipped his dick back in forth and whispered, "I can fap to this." Once Yellow was eaten by Pinks vagina, Gold Came so much, he lost control of his mesmerizing penis powers. The cum went everywhere and attached it self to none other than the black ranger. "YOO FACKING NIGG-" Then, Blacky was transformed into the mystical cum white ranger! "Hello there fine gentleman, how are you on this fine day?" To be continued