Chorus:

I am really strong, Super duper fast

Way to smart to be in this high school

Volvo drive'n, Grizzly champion,

You, I will love and admire

I might even be a vampire

Sometimes I walk a little faster

In the school hallway just to get next to you

Some days I stare at you a little bit too much.

Guess you don't notice, guess you aren't hearing

All my cryptic warnings.

On the outside I fake being human,

On the inside I'm dying to say:

CHOURS

Sometimes I wish that when I see you

That I could read your closed mind

Then I'd know how exactly you felt about me

Is the feeling mutual?

Guess you don't notice, guess you aren't hearing

All my cryptic warnings

On the outside I fake being human

On the inside I'm dying to say:

CHORUS

I might even be a vampire

If you only knew what I can be,

I might even be a vampire

I wish that you and I could be

Now wouldn't it be nice if I could be

Truly not a vampire.

Yeah Yeah, but im really not a human

Hah, a vampire.

CHORUS

Stalking you where ever you are

Yes because I'm really a vampire

I really am a vampire

A vampire, whoah, yeah.

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Cuz we all wanna be awesome vampires

Live'n in forks with the Cullens

The bears come easy with the mountain lions

We'll all stay pretty cuz we're so sparkly

We'll fight of the Volturi guard,

Protecting Nessie cuz shes so damn cute

Every good vamp is gonna wind up there

Everyone with the smoldering golden eyes.

Well, hey hey, I wanna be a vampire.

Hey hey, I wanna be a vampire.