The boys name was Johnny Timbuckfuckyoutoo, who lived in the middle of I don't fucking know Arkansas.
His favorite activity was playin the keytar and playing his Xbox 64, remember now folks from Arkansas
will believe just about anything.
But johnny ain't yo average nut here, this boy was some sort of fucked up.
The only thing he could say was "Oh Danny boy, the poops, the poops are burning"
At which point he would turn and spread his cheeks towards the sky praying for a clove of a onion.
Shrek points his donger towards the young follower whom has called for forced anal pounding.
As the sounds of shrek got louder, the boy was slowly losing his mind due to the sheer force at which is
being put into his asshole. at this point the boy was just "Fucked out of his mind" to where he he had a dull
look on his face which was very pale.
A few days had passed where he was just laying there in a tub of ice numb like a c section operation.
Johnny Timbuckfuckyoutoo was never heard of after the incident was reported, the legend says that
he was rekt by a fellow named :420mlgproxxscoper