Disclaimer: I do not own .hack series. If I did I would make an Android version of Haseo and Alkaid :-). I do however own my OC Abara so back off hahaha. And please admins let this story stay :-D
Azure: Hello everyone and welcome to the randomness which is my house. Or it will be here in a brief minute hahaha. First let me get someone *sticks his hand into his computer and starts feeling around till he pulls out a taller Adept Rogue then drops him on the floor*
?: Ugn...where the hell am I and what the hell is going on?
Azure: your in my house dude...
?: Huh? Oh you must be - - -*slap slap slap* ow what the fuck man?!
Azure: *puts his rubber mallet back in his dresser* Don't say it. I don't want this story to end so quickly. We must be respectful of the admins here. Stick to Azure alright Abara?
Abara: Alright, alright. So why am I here, anyway?
Azure: Well first go back to Mac Anu and grab the gang for me while I tell our readers what to expect.
Abara: Haha and if I refuse to do it?
Azure: *smiles so calmly the ceiling light explodes* Then I will make your life hell, of course.
Abara: *sweat drops* um I was Kidding man. *jumps through a data tear*
Azure: well while he is doing that I will explain the rules to you all!
~~~review with questions or dares for anyone from the dot hack series. This includes:
**dot hackers
**avatars/phases
**gruntys
**aura/morganna
**myself and Abara
~~~no yaoi please (I tried it once on request...didn't end well)
~~~Please try to not overdo it with the dares. Stick to five dares and three questions max please.
~~~You can send characters to areas with keywords but please tell me what they go to.
~~~I will be bringing in a special guest every so often to mix things up.
Abara: *jumps out of the tear along with Haseo, Atoli, Sakubo, and Alkaid along with their real life selves* here you go. Are these the PCs you were looking for?
Azure: yes that will do for now. Thanks.
Haseo: What the? Hey who are you?
Azure: Call me Azure. And your all here to answer questions and do dares.
Alkaid: Is that so? And what happens if we tell you to fuck off instead?
Azure: Then you will have to do one of my possibly more painful or dangerous dares which you probably won't survive.
Everyone: *sweat drops and takes a step back*
Azure: I guess everyone understands. Now, Saku and Bo could you please send us off? I'm getting hungry.
Bo: Okay mister azure. *looks at readers shyly* Please review so mister azure can continue his story.
Saku: If you don't I will tear your nuts off and stomp on them, got it?!
Please review! :-)