Relena... queen of the world? Yea right!
By: Little Washu and Lady Meranie!
Authors Note: Charlene is Lady Meranie's creation, and is the "alter ego" of Heero, which Washu created by a freak accident. You can read that story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/master.cfm?action=story-read&storyid=51991
Disclaimer: I own Melanie and Katie. I do not own G-wing or Tenchi.... So there.
Now on with the story!!!!!
Relena: Bow to my feet!
Everyone: ummm... no
Relena: *takes out her sword and cuts off Washu's head. * BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Heero: *Suddenly Heero jumps out and shoots Relena. * HAHAHA...mission...accomplished
*Washu's puppets come out of nowhere* Washu never dies!!!
BHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
Relena: Why? Why me? *Dies*
*Washu's puppets* Washu is the coolest person ever! *Puppet #1* yea! Washu is the greatest!!!
Duo: AHHHHHHH! GET THEM AWAY FROM ME! *Takes a baseball bat and smashes them. * DIE DIE DIE!!!
Washu: Hey!!!!!! Never hurt my puppets!!
*Suddenly Relena is brought back to life. *
Heero: Oh #!*&!!
Everyone: oh %^&*!!
Relena: HA! I am immortal! I shall never die! BWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Washu: So? I am over 20,000 years old!!
Heero: I am SO glad I never dated her...
Everyone: We're glad too!
Charlene: RELENA!!
Relena haters: We hate Relena!
Heero: Charlene! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? THIS IS MY GREATEST MOMENT!
Charlene: Stop trying to kill her!
Duo: Oh shoot... Heero's female counterpart is supporting Relena...this is going to get ugly!!!
Washu: Oh yea!
*Washu and Duo sit in a press box*
*Washu in microphone*. And here's the fight!
Heero: Charlene, get outa my way!
Charlene: NO!
Washu: Duo, are ready?
Duo: Yea...Charlene doesn't stand a chance though... too bad...she was kinda cute after all...
Audience consisting of Treize, Tenchi, Ryoko, Zechs
Dorothy, Quatre, Mew, Ash, Misty, etc: FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!!
Washu: DUO!!! Ok, never mind... NOW: THE BATTLE OF THE MILLENIUM:
HEERO YUY VS. CHARLENE YUY!!
Duo: sorry...*hides his head*
Washu: 'tis ok... *pats duo's head*
Everyone: yippppppeeeee!!!
Heero: *points gun at Charlene* I'm sorry it had to come to this...
Charlene: NO! *Throws Relena into the audience*
Relena: OUCH!
Duo: how uncreative Heero!!
Heero: Points gun at audience* SHUT UP!
Everyone: *scream*
Charlene: HA! I have the Wing Zero! BWHAHAHAHAA!!!
Duo: don't be a retard Heero! Oh... wait... maybe that's too late...
Washu: Well...I think this is it folks...Heero is finally going to turn in his chips!!
Heero: HA! I have.... err...um...RELENA!! *Grabs Relena from audience*
Relena: Now, we shouldn't be fighting
Quatre: that's *MY* line!!
Katie: that's ok, quatre!
Charlene: AHHHHH MY BRAINS!!!
Heero* Grabs Quatre*
Quatre: WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!!
Charlene: *GASP* I CANNOT FIGHT! THEIR WORDS ARE GRABBING
HOLD OF MY HEAD!
Katie: No!!!!!!!!! You freakin' spandex boy!!!!!!!!!!
*Katie tackles Heero*
Heero: HEY, I'M NOT HURTING HIM!
Charlene: OWWWW! MY BRAINS!!!
*Person #1* pisst.... is Heero a pacifist?
Heero: I heard that!!!!!!! A LITTLE TOO MUCH PACIFISM FOR YA?
Everyone: yes!!!!
Charlene: NEVER!
*TAKES A SWING WITH HER GUNDAM, GRABS QUATRE ON ACCIDENT*
QUATRE: EEEEK!!!
Katie: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: OH WELL.AT LEAST THAT WASN'T ME...
Relena: QUATRE! NOOOO!
Katie: you little.... *takes Heero's gun* *points it at Heero*
Heero: HEY!
Charlene: OOPS, WRONG PERSON *DROPS QUATRE*
Katie: Quatre!!!! *Drops gun*
*QUATRE FALLS ON KATIE*
Quatre: OUCH!
*GUN GOES OFF*
Katie: ack!
AUDIENCE: AHHHHHHHH!
Zechs: HEERO, THE FIGHT IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME...
Heero: WELL...UM.I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW...
CHARLENE: HA! HEERO, YOU'RE JUST A WEAKLING!
Wufei: that's *MY* line!!!!!!!
Washu: Zechs! Get out of here!
HEERO: UMMM...I NEED SOMEONE HELPING ME HERE...I choose... RYOKO!!!
CHARLENE: TAKES A STEP FORWARD WITH THE WING ZERO, STEPS ON
ZECHS* *SQUISH*
Everyone: YIPPPPEEE!!!
Heero: YIIPPEE!!
Washu: ok.... who's next! Oh yea!
RYOKO: HERE YA GO YOU LITTLE BRAT! *Uses HER MAGIC POWERS AGAINST CHARLENE.
Charlene: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'M MELTING!!!!!!!!
HEERO: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
MEW: NO!!
*USES HIS MAGIC POWERS TO HEAL HER*
RYOKO: OH GEEZ...THAT RAT THING IS GOOOD...
MEW: BLOWS UP ARENA*
*Author's note... if your wondering why we don't put Trowa in any of our stories.... it's because we hate him.... thank you. *
EVERYONE ELSE: AHHHHHHH
Trowa: *Walks in* Hey! What's-
*CHARLENE STEPS ON HIM WITH WING ZERO*
*SQUISH*
Katie: we hate you Trowa!
Everyone: yippee!
Relena: HOORAY, A HAPPY ENDING!
Everyone else: WAHOO!
Charlene: TRUCE?
Heero: *SIGH* OH.... OK
Duo: yippee! Now maybe Heero will be nice!!
Relena: AND EVERYONE LOVES ME! I'M QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!
*TAKES A CURTSEY*
*Apples and stuff are thrown at her*
THE END!!!!!!!!!
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Ok, that was it! Please review! Hehhehee! ^_^
By: Little Washu and Lady Meranie!
Authors Note: Charlene is Lady Meranie's creation, and is the "alter ego" of Heero, which Washu created by a freak accident. You can read that story here: http://www.fanfiction.net/master.cfm?action=story-read&storyid=51991
Disclaimer: I own Melanie and Katie. I do not own G-wing or Tenchi.... So there.
Now on with the story!!!!!
Relena: Bow to my feet!
Everyone: ummm... no
Relena: *takes out her sword and cuts off Washu's head. * BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Heero: *Suddenly Heero jumps out and shoots Relena. * HAHAHA...mission...accomplished
*Washu's puppets come out of nowhere* Washu never dies!!!
BHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
Relena: Why? Why me? *Dies*
*Washu's puppets* Washu is the coolest person ever! *Puppet #1* yea! Washu is the greatest!!!
Duo: AHHHHHHH! GET THEM AWAY FROM ME! *Takes a baseball bat and smashes them. * DIE DIE DIE!!!
Washu: Hey!!!!!! Never hurt my puppets!!
*Suddenly Relena is brought back to life. *
Heero: Oh #!*&!!
Everyone: oh %^&*!!
Relena: HA! I am immortal! I shall never die! BWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Washu: So? I am over 20,000 years old!!
Heero: I am SO glad I never dated her...
Everyone: We're glad too!
Charlene: RELENA!!
Relena haters: We hate Relena!
Heero: Charlene! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? THIS IS MY GREATEST MOMENT!
Charlene: Stop trying to kill her!
Duo: Oh shoot... Heero's female counterpart is supporting Relena...this is going to get ugly!!!
Washu: Oh yea!
*Washu and Duo sit in a press box*
*Washu in microphone*. And here's the fight!
Heero: Charlene, get outa my way!
Charlene: NO!
Washu: Duo, are ready?
Duo: Yea...Charlene doesn't stand a chance though... too bad...she was kinda cute after all...
Audience consisting of Treize, Tenchi, Ryoko, Zechs
Dorothy, Quatre, Mew, Ash, Misty, etc: FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!!
Washu: DUO!!! Ok, never mind... NOW: THE BATTLE OF THE MILLENIUM:
HEERO YUY VS. CHARLENE YUY!!
Duo: sorry...*hides his head*
Washu: 'tis ok... *pats duo's head*
Everyone: yippppppeeeee!!!
Heero: *points gun at Charlene* I'm sorry it had to come to this...
Charlene: NO! *Throws Relena into the audience*
Relena: OUCH!
Duo: how uncreative Heero!!
Heero: Points gun at audience* SHUT UP!
Everyone: *scream*
Charlene: HA! I have the Wing Zero! BWHAHAHAHAA!!!
Duo: don't be a retard Heero! Oh... wait... maybe that's too late...
Washu: Well...I think this is it folks...Heero is finally going to turn in his chips!!
Heero: HA! I have.... err...um...RELENA!! *Grabs Relena from audience*
Relena: Now, we shouldn't be fighting
Quatre: that's *MY* line!!
Katie: that's ok, quatre!
Charlene: AHHHHH MY BRAINS!!!
Heero* Grabs Quatre*
Quatre: WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!!
Charlene: *GASP* I CANNOT FIGHT! THEIR WORDS ARE GRABBING
HOLD OF MY HEAD!
Katie: No!!!!!!!!! You freakin' spandex boy!!!!!!!!!!
*Katie tackles Heero*
Heero: HEY, I'M NOT HURTING HIM!
Charlene: OWWWW! MY BRAINS!!!
*Person #1* pisst.... is Heero a pacifist?
Heero: I heard that!!!!!!! A LITTLE TOO MUCH PACIFISM FOR YA?
Everyone: yes!!!!
Charlene: NEVER!
*TAKES A SWING WITH HER GUNDAM, GRABS QUATRE ON ACCIDENT*
QUATRE: EEEEK!!!
Katie: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: OH WELL.AT LEAST THAT WASN'T ME...
Relena: QUATRE! NOOOO!
Katie: you little.... *takes Heero's gun* *points it at Heero*
Heero: HEY!
Charlene: OOPS, WRONG PERSON *DROPS QUATRE*
Katie: Quatre!!!! *Drops gun*
*QUATRE FALLS ON KATIE*
Quatre: OUCH!
*GUN GOES OFF*
Katie: ack!
AUDIENCE: AHHHHHHHH!
Zechs: HEERO, THE FIGHT IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME...
Heero: WELL...UM.I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW...
CHARLENE: HA! HEERO, YOU'RE JUST A WEAKLING!
Wufei: that's *MY* line!!!!!!!
Washu: Zechs! Get out of here!
HEERO: UMMM...I NEED SOMEONE HELPING ME HERE...I choose... RYOKO!!!
CHARLENE: TAKES A STEP FORWARD WITH THE WING ZERO, STEPS ON
ZECHS* *SQUISH*
Everyone: YIPPPPEEE!!!
Heero: YIIPPEE!!
Washu: ok.... who's next! Oh yea!
RYOKO: HERE YA GO YOU LITTLE BRAT! *Uses HER MAGIC POWERS AGAINST CHARLENE.
Charlene: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'M MELTING!!!!!!!!
HEERO: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
MEW: NO!!
*USES HIS MAGIC POWERS TO HEAL HER*
RYOKO: OH GEEZ...THAT RAT THING IS GOOOD...
MEW: BLOWS UP ARENA*
*Author's note... if your wondering why we don't put Trowa in any of our stories.... it's because we hate him.... thank you. *
EVERYONE ELSE: AHHHHHHH
Trowa: *Walks in* Hey! What's-
*CHARLENE STEPS ON HIM WITH WING ZERO*
*SQUISH*
Katie: we hate you Trowa!
Everyone: yippee!
Relena: HOORAY, A HAPPY ENDING!
Everyone else: WAHOO!
Charlene: TRUCE?
Heero: *SIGH* OH.... OK
Duo: yippee! Now maybe Heero will be nice!!
Relena: AND EVERYONE LOVES ME! I'M QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!
*TAKES A CURTSEY*
*Apples and stuff are thrown at her*
THE END!!!!!!!!!
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Ok, that was it! Please review! Hehhehee! ^_^