A/N: Ok, so I used to be a CB shipper but now after all that season 3 stuff and the whole Eva thing I official hate Chuck! So I am now a big DB fan, if you like the way Chuck treats Blair and you want them to be a happy couple and live a fairytale happily ever after then don't even bother reading this story. I am hoping for a DB hook-up in season4

Blair walked out of the church in black clothes trying to hide form gossip girl spies. It reminded her of a similar situation with Chuck that happened 2 or so years ago, it seemed so long ago. But... no this was not like the time she had slept with Chuck, because this was a thousand times worse... any way Chuck was the last thing she should be thinking about right now, it's not like he would be thinking about her, nope he had a stick thin, blonde French tramp of a girlfriend to occupy him.

She checked her phone to find one new message.

Blair

We need to talk about this

Dan

She sighed and continued walking; she was Blair Waldorf no matter how bad things get, she always gets though it... even if she did sleep with Dan Humphrey, from Brooklyn.

"Nate?" Dan called.

"Hey man! What's up?" Nate greeted him walking out of his bedroom shirtless with half naked girls following him.

"Well... ah not much compared to you... what's...ah going on here?" Dan question very confused.

"Well, Tiffany and Melanie were just leaving," Nate grinned.

The two girls walked past him and kissed Nate before exiting the apartment.

"Wow... I see you're really getting good use of Chuck's black book," Dan observed.

"Yep, life's good," Nate smiled sitting down on the sofa, "...so what did you come here for?"

"Well... I need to talk to you about a little situation that err happened last night."

Nate realised an eyebrow.

"Well, I slept with this girl last night, and it was... well it was amazing it was magical," Dan explained.

"Good for you man!"

"Yer, but now she doesn't want to talk to me, she's ignoring my calls and texts... and she's kind of ashamed I think, about what happened."

"Oh, do I know her?"

"No! No, defiantly not," Dan lied.

"Hmmm, well maybe if you talk to her then you can work things out because if it was that amazing for you, then surly it must have been just as amazing for her," Nate suggested.

"Wow... that's actually kind of helpful, thanks,"

"No prob, I'm not sure how I became the guy everyone comes to for advice but I like it," Nate chuckled.

Blair looked at her phone, 5 new messages and 7 missed calls from Dan Humphrey, he was persistent she'd give him that.

She walked into Nate's apartment to find him on a couch with three half dressed women.

"Hey... Nate?" Blair asked, why was Nate acting like Chuck?

"Oh hi Blair, ummm ladies will you excuse me for a bit," Nate grinned.

The girls giggled and nodded.

Nate walked up to her.

"What's up?" He asked leading her into the kitchen.

"Ok... when did you become the new, old chuck bass?"

"Oh, well... err... why did you come here?"

"Well, I need some advice and I thought who better then Nate Archibald," Blair explained.

"Wow, I should right an advice column, so what did you do?"

"I slept with this guy, well, it was good, and in fact it was more than good, it was AMAZING, it was better than with Chuck.. Anyway and I well, I don't what to do because I've known him for like forever and I kind of, sort of, maybe like him.. Just a bit! But if I hook up with him and give into my feelings I will hurt a lot of people because of feelings he's had for someone else and Chuck might be angry, not that he would care cos he has that slut to entertain... anyway, I don't know what to do?"

"...Oh my god," Nate chuckled to himself realising the eerily similar stories between Blair and Dan.

So Blair and Dan, well... it was bound to happen sometimes, they were the only ones out of their group of friends that hadn't got together with the law of incest included.

"What was that?" Blair snapped.

"Ummm Oh my god you have a lot of emotions and problems... well I suggest... you avoid him as much as possible," Nate suggested, he was going to have a little fun with this.

A\N: Next chap D/B interaction, Please review and tell me if you have any ideas of how Nate can mess with this odd couple.