Bakura walked into the kitchen yawning and scratching his chest. Ryou looked up from the bills as Bakura came in. Bakura walked over to Ryou and kissed him on the cheek and asked "What are you looking at, hun?" as he made himself a bowl of Corn Pops.

"The bills, ya know we need more income." Ryou hinted, he thought Bakura should get a job. That and Ryou was a little sick of being the only one in the house with a job, Bakura was a freeloader.

"Okay." Bakura shrugged, and then he saw the worried/annoyed look on his lover's face. "What?"

"You need to get a job."

Bakura nearly choked on his cereal, "What!?! Why!?!"

"We need more money than my paycheck can offer!"

"Then why don't you just get another job?!!"

Ryou stood up quickly, "Damnit I'm sick of being the only responsible one in this house!!"

Bakura put down his bowl of cereal, walked over to his love and put his hand on Ryou's cheek, "Calm down, love, you know I'm not fit to have a job."

Outside the sun was bright, birds sang a beautiful tune, butterflies fluttered about, and children played their springtime games. Peace and calm drifted through the air and was felt by all on the block.

Bakura stumbled/fell out of the house and landed on his ass.

"AND DON'T EVEN THINK OF STEPPING FOOT IN THIS HOUSE UNTIL YOU GET A JOB!!!" Ryou yelled from the doorway before slamming the door closed.

"RYOU!!! Be reasonable!!" Bakura yelled at the house, a minute later a second floor window opened. "See all we need to do is talk-"

A wad of clothes came flying out of the window. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!?" Bakura yelled up.

"I'm kicking you out, freaking FREELOADER!!!"

"ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS!?!?!?!" Bakura yelled as a pair of sneakers, one after the other, narrowly missed his head.

"JUST GET OUT OF HERE!!! You come back with a paycheck or you don't come back at all!"

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Yugi and Yami were lying in bed when the doorbell rang.

'Who could that be?' Yugi thought as he rolled over to see Yami acting as if he was asleep. "I know you're awake."

"Damn. I figured you'd stay in bed if you thought I was asleep. C'mon leave the door and just stay here with me." He slipped his arms around Yugi's waist and started kissing his neck.

Yugi hesitated; he didn't want to leave this. "No, we better get that." Yugi said as the ringing got more persistent.

Yami fidgeted, wanting whoever this was to make it quick so he could get back to bed. He watched as Yugi opened the door. They looked and saw a harassed annoyed extra evil looking Bakura on their doorstep. He had a wad of clothes under his right arm, he was still in his pajamas and Yugi and Yami could tell he had shoved his sneakers on hastily and without socks.

Yami couldn't help himself and he burst into gales of laughter, tears formed in his eyes he was laughing so hard.

"Shut it Pharaoh." Bakura responded menacingly.

"What happened?!" Yugi asked concerned as he let Bakura in.

"Ryou kicked me out; he said he wouldn't let me back until I had a paycheck." Bakura muttered.

Yami had to lean up against a wall to keep from falling over. He tried to compose himself, he gasped for air, and then he looked at Bakura and started laughing again. He ended up sliding down the wall and falling on his ass.

"Ignore him." Yugi said as he gestured for Bakura to go into the living room.

"I'm sorry! I can't hahahahaha" Yami was actually in pain he was laughing so hard and in between his fits of laughter he said 'ouch'.

Bakura gave him a death stare, "I'm glad I amuse you, Pharaoh." There was venom dripping from his words, but it just made Yami laugh harder.

"Yami, dear, can you do me a favor?" Yugi asked sweetly as he started ushering Bakura into the living room.

Yami gasped and coughed a few times before he regained his composure. "Yes?" he still couldn't look at Bakura; he knew he'd start laughing again if he did.

"Shut up and make up the guest room."

Both Yami and Bakura were surprised by Yugi's sternness. Bakura sneered at Yami as Yami, still shocked, obey his orders.

"I see he has you by the balls, Pharaoh." Bakura hissed as Yami walked out.

"And I can see Ryou has busted YOURS." Yami shot back grinning as Bakura's mouth snapped shut and he meekly followed Yugi into the living room.