One day of the wonderfulness that is ... wherever they were, the group of idiots was headed to some house. That's right! I called them a group of IDIOTS... they're gonna kill me for that...

Zim: looks around curiously Did you guys just feel like we should go kill someone?

GIR: Nuh?

Zim: Nevermind.

GIR: I want icecream!

MiMi: large gasp! I do too!

They hug each other and begin crying hysterically.

Dib: Didn't we just go out for icecream?

GIR and MiMi make hurt puppy faces at him and sniffle pathetically. Dib sighs and shows them a tub of icecream he got with his own money. HIS OWN, HARD EARNED MONEY! The two gasp once again and make a lunge for it and run into the random house of theirs, laughing hysterically. They crash into Tak on their way to the kitchen. The poor unfortunat Irken that is Tak falls over. Just like someone who is crashed into should do. If someone was crashed into and DIDN'T fall over, they're usually convicted later in there life. IT'S TRUE! Anyways, she falls over (LIKE SHE SHOULD!) and is stepped on like a doormat as Zim and Dib come in. They look down, noticing that the floor is all squishy under their feet and realize that they almost killed Tak. They jump off of her (but on the inside they point and laugh... oh how they laugh) And point at her with their mouths open.

Dib: Why were you on the floor?

I thought I said that you pointed with your mouths open?

Zim: We're ignoring you.

You can't ignore me cuz I am the MIGHTY AUTHOR! (of this particular story)

Dib: So? What's so great about that?

I can make you do things.

Zim: So?

Sniffle. Shut up.

Dib&Zim: high five

They hear a scream from the kitchen and run to it. Actually they just walked fast but oh well. They reach the kitchen and see that MiMi and GIR are staring into a drawer with horror-stricken faces. There necks go all CREAK! as they turn angry faces at Tak. GIR points an accusing finger to Tak ,a dolly zoom happens, and he starts accusing.

GIR: YOU'RE the one who was left to clean the house! WHERE'S THE ICECREAM SCOOPER THING?

Tak gasps so horrifiededly that a duck enters the room. It sneezes.

Tak: It was broken! It's been broken for the past few months! We threw it away last week!

Gaspedygaspness fill the room causing the duck's nose to explode off his face. MiMi picks it up and screams! COVER YOUR EARS!... you're not covering them, are you? ... Huh... well... I guess you don't NEED to cover them since this is a story and not a movie or something... just pretend your ears blew up and I'll feel better.

MiMi: WE'LL USE THIS AS A ICECREAM SCOOPER!

GIR: G2347 )34!

All: YAAAAAY!

Everyone glomps the duck, causing it to splode.

END

Moral: Ducks are people too!