Hello world of fanfiction! Welcome to the poorly written parody of Gone by Michael Grant.

Anyways, this story that you are about to read is made up of stupidity and what happens when you and your best friend are sitting next to each other in study hall and she's reading your favorite book (by force (I mean how else do you get them to read a 558 page book?)) and you are both really bored and have nothing to do but you just happen to have an empty notebook next to you. This story is completely random, and we didn't mean to offend anyone, and we were insane at the time (I had just had caffeine…). Anyways, please enjoy this "wonderful" "hilarious" story called "GONE: The Parody". We weren't trying to make fun of the books or the characters. We were just bored. Enjoy!

Note: Gone is owned by Michael Grant.

Note #2: This was story that's a parody of an epic book called Gone, which if you haven't read, go read it. Right. Now. Before I question why you're reading this… Back to the point, this story was made out of three things: Stupidity, insanity, and completely boredom.

Enjoy and sorry for this long intro!

Before the FAYZ: How School Bus Sam "Really" Began

There they were going on a field trip. If the bus driver was to collapse, then one kid could become a hero.

Sam Temple planned that this "hero" would be him.

From his backpack he pulled out his book that he was reading. It was (awkwardly) titled Gone and he didn't plan on actually reading it, but pretending to read it so that way he won't get in trouble.

But, as of now, he had other important stuff to go through.

He looked both ways, making sure no one was watching him. He carefully seat-hopped.

"What are you doing?" asked his best friend, Quinn.

"N-Nothing," stammered Sam, "go away, Quinn. I have business to take care of."

Quinn shrugged. "Okay. Whatever."

Sam sighed of relief. That had been a close one. He didn't want his cover blown yet.

He came close to the bus driver. He held out the book and hit the bus driver on the head, knocking him unconscious.

"Oh no!" Sam cried out. "The bus driver had the heart attack! Because nobody is heroic here I'll save us all!"

He took the driver's seat and drove the bus all the way back. The bus driver, luckily, was unconscious the entire time. Reporters were everywhere and Sam knew he would make front page. His plan had worked.

Kids on the bus had started chanting, "School Bus Sam! School Bus Sam!"

School Bus Sam. What a lovely nickname.

He had finally reached the top of the chain. He had made his way onto the front page and the center of attention at the current moment. He felt complete.

Really, as of now, that was all that he wanted.

"You're my hero," cooed this hot blonde girl, whose name was Astrid.

Sam felt entirely heroic. He felt complete, as if he had everything.

And this is where is hero hood began.

Yeah, it's short, but I believe the next chapter will be longer, and better. Maybe just as hilarious, maybe more hilarious. I won't tell.

Anyways, ya-de-ya-de-la, read & review. Thank you for reading this!