An Unexpected Inqusition
Naruto smirked.
His Plan was in place.
The trap set.
All he had to do was spring it.
He walked into class, late of course, and waved at Iruka.
"Naruto! Why are you late!"
"Geez I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
Three figures dressed in red dresses, one wearing a red hat, one a red hood and the last wearing a leather helmet with goggles and all with gold crosses on chains around their necks, suddenly came flying through the closed window, spraying glass as they rolled to their feet.
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inqusition!" yelled the man in with a red hat and a gotee, crossing his arms and smiling in a diabolical way.
"Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear is our two weapons are surprise and fear and ruthless efficientcy our three weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope ah four".
After this happened several times over with the Inquisitors leaving and coming back in to get it right, Iruka, still confused as hell, found himself being tied to a dish drying rack as one of the men in red tried to turn an imagenary wheel.
It was going to be one of those days……
AN
I don't own anything recognizable. Can any1 guess where the inquisition is form?
:D
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