A/N: Once again, I'm going for crack. In questions; no dares. And it's just me and the person! But this time, you'll vote for who you want next. You can have as many votes as you want for as many people/zanpakutos as you want.

This includes Tite Kubo-sensei.

Because he is awesome. First to the hot seat is Ichigo Kurosaki.

Me: Hello Strawberry. Having a juicy day?

Ichigo: You're not a nice person.

Me: I've been told. I hate you as much as you hate being here, so let's get this over with...

Ichigo: How can you hate me? I'm the main character!

Me: Exacta.

Ichigo: Please, don't start being like Findorr...

Me: Fine then...Aizen's bringin' sexy back, just so ya know.

Ichigo: WHAAAAT?!

1. Do Hichigo and Zangetsu ever team up to annoy you?

Ichigo: What kind of question is that?

Me: *smirks* The kind I ask.

Ichigo: Not really, no. Zangetsu doesn't really like Hichigo that much.

2. Was the fight with Aizen a pain in the ass?

Ichigo: Now THERE'S a question. Yep, the guy would never shut up. Well, I don't think you could call him a guy anymore at this point. He was a fairy.

*from backstage* I was not a fairy! I was still a man!

Me: *shakes head* For once, I agree with Ichigo. You were scary. You made children hide behind their mothers with your appearance. You had a third eye, your neck snapped for another form, which was creepier then hell; your eyes were two completely different colors...dude, you were just messed up then. But you were still smexy though...

Ichigo: Next question!

3. Would you ever work for Aizen?

Ichigo: Never. EVER!

Me: Why not? Enlighten me on the reason why you would not want to work under the smexiest man in history, who would've been successful as God, had you not thwarted his plans?

Ichigo: Do I look homo to you?

Me: Yes, frankly, you do. Ever read AiIchi?

Ichigo: What's that?

Me: *whispers in Ichigo's ear*

Ichigo: That's just messed up! God that's so wrong!

Me: But it's so right and you know it damn it!

4. Are you gay/bi?

Ichigo: Did we not just go over that?

Me: We just went over that you're not gay with Aizen. It could be with Grimmy or Gin...GinIchi would be cool to read, I bet.

Ichigo: *scoots back* You scare me.

Me: I did good then. *smiles a Gin smile*

5. Have you ever lost your sword?

Ichigo: Yes, actually. Renji stole it and gave it to Tessai, who gave to Urahara, who tried to sell it.

Me: That sucks...

Ichigo: Yeah...Urahara chased me through town with it.

6. Rangiku or Orihime?

Ichigo: Orihime. Why?

Me: Dude, you're so gay.

Ichigo: WHAT?!

Me: You chose the lady with the smaller of two chests. I'm sure even Ulquiorra and Aizen would choose Matsumoto over Orihime.

*backstage* I would still choose Orihime! She has phenomenon rejection!

Me: And Aizen just put the icing on the cake. You guys are officially together as far as I'm concerned. Happy days!

Ichigo: *runs offstage to kill Aizen*

Me: Come back! It was getting interesting! Oh well...:P

Make sure you vote! Have a nice day!