Do you want to hear a story?

Well, you clicked on this link, so you are expecting a story, so stupid question.

Wow, I am off to a great start. Two pats on the back for me!

On another note, I could spout nonsense, like "Buckle up, because you just joined in on one hell of a ride," or "Get comfortable, because this is going to take a while," or some other nice and exciting intro, but I won't. Or maybe I will, I honestly don't know, I might actually say something like that, I tend to forget what I am saying.

ANYWAY! I could go into my past, who I am and that spiel, but in actuality there are about two things you should know about me. 1. I was human, might not seem that important, but you will see why I am saying this. And 2. I died.

Yes, died. As in bye bye. Not here anymore. Corpse rotting in the ground. I think you get the point. Wow, that actually got dark really fast.

If you were in any way like me, you didn't really know what happened when death came. You just waited for it to happen, and buckled up for the ride that might happen. From going to heaven, hell, or uh, being reincarnated.

AND ON THE NOTE OF BEING REINCARNATED!

There are many ways I could say this. But I'll just go with the simple. I was reincarnated. Not into a grasshopper, slice of grass, or ant. No, but I was reincarnated into a movie. And no, I was not made into a movie, I was reincarnated into a character inside a movie.

Figure, it is in infinite loop. You die only to be reborn. Quite ironic isn't it.

Anyway said movie was Zootopia.

Wow, I thought that would be harder to say.

Aaaaaaaaaaanyway. Out of the hundreds or maybe thousands upon thousands of movies there were I got reincarnated into this one? Well, it could be worse. Could have been something like Alien, or 28 Days Later. Or some other hell hole to live in. So I am rather contempt with what I got.

So. Back to the point. You know how I said one thing you should know was how I was a human. Emphasis on 'was'. Because, well, I am no longer one. I was reincarnated into a fox. And not your average fox, that hunts animals and looks cute, but one of those ones that stand on two legs and wears clothes. I wonder where in evolution this happened?

Now if you actually believe what I am saying, and believe me I had a hard time believing it for a while then continue reading, if not, I don't blame you.

So, uh, what next? God, I should have made some script or something.

Uhh. Oh yeah! So yes, I was reincarnated into a fox, and it could have been ANY SINGLE ONE GOD DAMN ONE, but noooooo. That would be too simple. They had to throw a curveball. My name is Elijah Wilde. Older brother of Nick Wilde. Son of Evan and Nancy Wilde.

Let me repeat that, Older brother of Nick Wilde. As in the one of the main characters from Zootopia. Meaning if I messed up, I could in theory remove him from the story completely, which could possibly cause the 'bad guys' to win.

Not to mention, if you saw the movie you would know how Elijah Wilde never actually existed.

So I am a person in a world where I am not supposed to exist. Yet I still do.

See my problem?

The source of my headache of a life could have started when my consciousness was first created, back in my original life, but that could be a story of its own. Although it would be quite a boring one. And things really started to get interesting when I was reincarnated. So that is where I will start.

I would like to think that I was a good child, but is kinda hard putting on the fake child business. So chances are I probably wasn't the best kid. Surprised they decided to have another child, maybe he was bound to be born. I suppose he was better than me though. Since Nick was the most goddamn perfect and happy child you have ever seen.

Suck up.

I mean, you can't blame me for being that bad. I went through my first year of my life wavering between utter boredom and fits of absolute horror. And it wasn't until when I just passed my first birthday when I finally was able to master my tiny, unnaturally furry body and use my unusually large ears to understand what my new mother was cooing towards me.

Elijah Wilde.

Wilde

As in the same name as Nick Wilde.

Nick Wilde from Zootopia.

As in, Oh lord, what the hell is happening?

AN:

So hello! First things first, I would really like to thank you for spending your day to read my story. It actually means a lot to me.

This isn't actually my first story, I tried writing another one before hand. And I didn't really like the premise so I just deleted that story.

Anyway I'm not sure if I will continue this one. I do like this premise a lot more. And maybe the 2 people that will see this story will inspire me to continue.