Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Note: I know I should finish my "The Three Legendary Copy Saninn" story, but I had this fic on the making for weeks, and I was listening for my Ipod, and plus I have to think for details for the other story
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-"SHIZUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
-"Yes, Tsunade-sama?"
-"I realised now the solution for our problems"
-"Yes?"
-"For all problems"
-"Yes?"
-"We are going organize: THE KONOHA IDOL!"
-"Oh God…"
-"Think about it: all the ninjas…singing…"
-"Tsunade-sama…is that a sake bottle on your hand?"
-"…Maaaaaaaaaybe…but you're missing the point. I want you to say to all ninjas to show at the auditorium tomorrow, okay?"
-"*sigh* Yes, Tsunade-sama…"
Next morning, the recent auditorium was filled up with Elders and Feudal Lords from all countries, among with other ninjas. The jury, Tsunade, Jiraya and Orochimaru, stand before the stage, with their note papers and bottles of sake. Tsunade cough and start reading the list:
-"Okay, first one…Uzumaki Naruto"- the trio prepare to start laughing. Naruto show up in a lion costume, and start singing:
"I will gonna be a mighty Hokage
So in a missed beware"
Then he stopped
-"I said: so in a missed beware"
-"I am not doing this"- said a voice from the curtain
-"Oh c´mon"- Naruto did the puppy eyes. Sasuke came out of the curtain pushed for the stage for God-knows-who, wearing a bird costume
Ahhh
"Well I never see a king with quite so little hair"
"I´m gonna be the main event,
like no Hokage was before.
I´m bursting up, i´m looking down,
I´m looking on my ROAAAAAAAAAR"
-"Please…Please stop!"- Tsunade had tears in her eyes, and Oro and Jiraya were laughing on the floor. Everyone laughed, except some Sasuke fangirls in the wall, hysterically screaming for Sas-Kay. Sasuke had already left the building.
After calmed their selves, Tsunade called the next participant:
-"Haruno Sakura"
Sakura showed up, tone her voice and began singing.
"OH, we are lesbians, we are lesbians,
kissing in the rain, kissing in the rain!"
-"GENIUOS!"-yelled Jiraya
-"BUUUUUU!"- yelled Orochimaru.
Tsunade checked her list
-"Okay, next is...Nara Shikamaru." Some one pushed Shikamaru to the stage. He just stood before them.
-"Uhm…aren't you…gonna start singing?"
-"Too troublesome"- Shikamaru almost fell asleep in the stage, but some one yelled "BAKA!" from the curtains and throw him a shoe, who from the hysteric scream, was Ino.
-"Fine Fine. Geez."- Shikamaru sighed
"The clouds are marching along, singing a song
Just like they do…
If the clouds were singing a song, I'd sing along
Wouldn't you too…ZZZZZZZZZZZZ"- Shikamaru was now sleeping
-"NEXT!"- someone dragged Shikamaru out of the stage. Ino appeared. She formally greeted everyone and toned her voice. Silence in the room….
…
-"
OOH AH AH
AH AH!
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
GET UP, COME
ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
OPEN UP YOUR HATE, AND LET IT FLOW INTO ME
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
YOU MOTHER GET UP
COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
YOU
FUCKER GET UP
COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
MAD-NESS HAS NOW COME OVER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, YAUH!"
Ino stopped singing and gave the audience a smile. Everyone had a) run for their lives or b) wet their pants
-"Uhm…well…uhm…we'll call later. I promise"- said Jiraya, containing the urge of scream like a girl. Ino jumped happily for behind the curtains.
-"Uhm, okay, next up we got Chouji"- said Tsunade. Chouji and his bag of fries come to stage.
-"
I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat
it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have
some more spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have
a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you have for
lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat
it, eat it
(hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh)"
-"Well, that was good. Really good! We call later"- agreed the Saninns. Chouji jumped happily and ran tell Shikamaru.
-"Okay, next we have Tenten"
Tenten walked to stage.
-"
Oh,
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch me Crank It
Watch me
Roll
Watch me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now,
Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me
You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank
Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)"
-"Wow, I liked, I like a women with ambition, Rrrrr"- said Jiraya. Tsunade smacked him in the head.
-"Okay next, Neji"
Neji walked in crossing arms and with an annoyed face.
-"I´m not gonna do this."
-"Yes, you are. You´re good at that!"- said a voice similar at Tenten from backstage
-"Fine, geez…
Walk
out the house with my swagga You spin my head right round, right round, when
ya go down when ya go down down
Hop in the whip yo I got places to
go
People to see, time is precious
I look at my Cartier, out of
control
Just like my mind where I'm going
No women, no
shorties, no nothing my clothes
No stomping on my Perreli's on
froze
Unlike my jewelry that's always on cold
I know the
storm is coming
My pockets keep telling me its gonna shower
Call
up my homies it's on and poppin' tonight cuz it's meant to be
ours
We keep a fade away shot cause we balling this platinum
Patron every hour
Look momma I owe you just like the flowers
Girl
you the truth with all that goody
sour
GO!
You spin my head right round,
right round, when ya go down when ya go down down"
Neji´s face was turning more red at every word he said. He left the stage a complete tomato, and now he had to face the girls. Oh God…
After Tsunade calmed herself and cleaned the sweat from her face, she got back to the list
-"Oh God…Lee"
Lee made the Dynamic Entrace, hurting seven kids.
-"Oh,
Buddy youre a boy
make a big noise We will we will rock you Buddy youre a young man hard man We
will we will rock you
Playin in the street gonna be a big man some
day
You got mud on yo face
You big disgrace
Kickin your can
all over the place
We will we will
rock you
Shoutin in the
street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo
face
You big disgrace
Wavin your banner all over the place
We will we will rock you"
Lee made the "water thingy", and got away
-"Oooooooookay…next is Kiba"
Kiba appeard in stage
-"Oh, I´m a little dogie,
cute and pink.
Here is my tail and
Here is my ink"
-"That doesn't make any sense"
-"I know"
A deadly silence invaded the room. Kiba got out of the stage. Tsunade sighed
-"Shino"
Shino
apeard and stood in the middle of the stage.
And stood
And stood
And stood
And stood.
Then he got out of the stage
-"Uhm…Hinata"
Hinata got for the stage and toned her voice.
-"
If
youre alone and you need a friend Ohohoh ohohoh-this is what I want to do Boom boom boom boom
Someone to make you forget your
problems
Just come along baby take my hand
I need a lover
tonight
Ohohoh
ohohoh-lets have some fun
Ohohoh ohohoh-one on one just me and
you
Ohohoh ohohoh
I want you in my
room
Lets spend the night together
From now until forever
Boom
boom boom boom
I wanna go boom boom
Lets spend the night
together
Together in my room"
She left the stage with a cofindent smile.
-"Okay, next…Gaara"
Gaara come to the stage.
-"
I'm
bringing sexy back Dirty
babe Take em' to the chorus Come here girl Get your sexy on
Them other boys don't know how to act
I
think it's special what's behind your back
So turn around and
i'll pick up the slack.
Take em' to the bridge
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let
you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel
this way
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be
gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be
gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go
ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead,
be gone with it"
Thru the music, Gaara start strip teasing, for fortune of the fan girls.
After Tsunade and Orochimaru calmed themselves, Tsunade check her list
-"Okay, next is Kankuro"
Kankuro got to the stage
-"Oh i´m a little kitty
Cute and black
Here is my tail
And here
is my back"
Kankuro ran off the stage before Tsunade killed him.
-"Okay, next is Temari"
Temari walked to the stage
-"Love
me or hate me, it's still an obsession Love me or hate me, it's still an
obsession I'm fat,
I need to diet I got hairy armpits Ew, I never had my nails done I'm missin' my shepherd's pie No, I
don't own a Corgi Love
me or hate me, it's still an obsession Love me or hate me, it's still an
obsession
Love me or hate me, that is
the question
If you love me then, thank you!
If you hate me
then, fuck you!
Love me or hate me, that is the question
If you love
me then, thank you!
If you hate me then, fuck you!
No, in fact, I'm just too light
And I ain't got
the biggest breastesses
But I write all the best
disses
(Chuh-ching!)
But I don't
walk around like this
I wear a big baggy t-shirt
That hides
that nasty shit
Bite them
down until they're numb
I'm the one with the non-existent bum
Now
I don't really give uh!
Like
a high maintenance chick missin' her diamonds
I'm missin' my
Clippers lighters
Now bow down to your royal highness
Had a hamster, it died 'cause I ignored it
Go
on then, go on report me!
I'm English, try and deport me!
Love me or hate me, that is
the question
If you love me then, thank you!
If you hate me
then, fuck you!
Love me or hate me, that is the question
If you love
me then, thank you!
The few people who had staied in the building after Ino´s scary performance ran after Temari´s performance.
After Temari left the stage, Tsunade got to the stage and grabbed the micro
-"Don't worry, ladies and Gentlemen, we will turn right now after this short little break (and where is that Gaara of mine?)"