It all started one Sunday afternoon. Myrtle was feeling unhappy again, the usual reason- her class mates were teasing her about her glasses. She was out in the Hogwarts grounds, under a large birch three, brooding. I fiddled with something in the grass, a bit of string I assumed, without looking down. I wrapped it round my arm, unthinkingly. There was something attached to it. I twisted it round my fingers and suddenly…

… everything around me swirled and coloured and I couldn't see a thing…

I landed back at the place I had been with a crash. The tree people in fromt of me- harry, ron and hermione I knew- screamed. Harry screamed loudest.

I knew where I was. I knew when I was. I had only been at school- alive and well- moments before, yet I had memories of myself as a ghost, haunting the girls bathroom. How confusing.

I dropped the time turner (because that is what it is was.)

"You're ALIVE!!!!!!!!!1" harry said.

"you don't seem too overjoyed", I replied.

"but… how…"

"I need to speak to dumbledore"

"but he's…"

"I meant the portrait"

"Oh"

We started walking to the castle. I heard a crash and wished round. Ron had steaped on my time turner. I cast him a angry glance and stormed to the castle.

"I know how to kill tom Riddle" I told protrait dumbledore. "but I have a condition"

"Anything" harry said.

"I want you points at harry to go out with me next hogsmead weekend"

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed "I won't I wont' I WONT!"

"what are we going to do? Hermione said

"that's easy! " dumbildor cried!

"we'll give Myrtle… A MAKEOVER!!!"

me and hermione went to get luna to help with the procedings. Harry hadn't exactly agreed to the plan but Hermy was sure dumbledor would convince him. He was screaming and sobing on the floor when we last left him.

"The glasses, have got to go"

"We'll make her put on contact lenses"

"I'll lend her my radish eyerings! They go very well with that dress!"

"and those really nice high heals"

"not a bad face, a bit pail, but it goes well with that hair"

"that figure's to die for! Why did you act so drab!?"

several hours later

"Whoa" harry said.

"what do you think?!" I asked, twirling around?

And with a wobble ((for I hadn't gotten used to the staletto heals yet)) I fell and harry, in an attempt to catch me, toppled down as well, with a…
CRASHCLATTEROFFOUCHBANG!!!!!!!

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A/N: Revieeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww! Shan't update till I get at least 5.