Another Maury Show

( A.N: I finally found this, I wrote it a long time ago...Let me know what you think... )

MAURY: "Today on my show, I have a very special guest...He has a strange and unbelievable thing to tell his wife...Please welcome, Tohma Seguchi!"

TOHMA: -Walks out with usual smile on his face-

-Maury and Tohma shake hands- -Tohma sits down in one of the chairs on the set-

MAURY: "Tohma here says he has something terrible that he thinks his wife will want to know...But before he can tell us...Lets roll this tape he sent us..."

-ON THE TAPE-

-Tohma's seen dancing like a ballerina-

-END TAPE IMAGES-

MAURY: "Wow...That was disturbing, I think I'm officially scarred for life now..."

TOHMA: -crying- "I know...Its so hard to believe..."

MAURY: "So Tohma, what's your terrible secret?"

TOHMA: -deep breath- "Well Maury, the thing is...I...I LOST MY VIRGINITY BEFORE I GOT MARRIED TO MIKA!"

AUDIENCE: -Gasps-

MAURY: -Surprised expression- "To who?"

TOHMA: "A...A PIECE OF CHEESE!"

AUDIENCE: -Gasps-

TOHMA: "I know...I feel horrible...And what's worse is that there's more..."

MAURY: "Well, what else is there to tell?"

TOHMA: -Crying- -Deep breath- -Exhales slowly- "I'm pregnant...And Mika, isn't the Father..."

AUDIENCE: -Gasps-

MAURY: "This is really serious then...Ok everyone, lets show Mika's tape then we'll bring her out here..."

-ON THE TAPE-

MIKA: -Crying- "I'm really nervous about what Tohma has to tell me...I'm worried that it might be about...-Gets cut off- -Pokemon appears on the screen-

ASH: "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!!!"

-END OF TAPE IMAGES-

TOHMA: "OH! So that's where I put that Pokemon episode!"

MAURY: "Everybody let's welcome Mika, Mika come on out!"

MIKA: -Comes out, and sits down by Tohma-

MAURY: "Mika, Tohma has something very important to tell you..."

TOHMA: -Faces Mika- -Clears throat- "Uhm, Mika, I...I have to tell you that I lied to you...When we got married you asked me if I was a virgin, but the thing is...I wasn't...I lost my virginity before we got married..."

MIKA: "TO WHO?!"

TOHMA: "A piece of cheese..."

MIKA: "Omg...Tohma, how could you do that to me? How could you--?"

TOHMA: "Wait, there's more...Mika, I'm pregnant and the baby isn't yours..."

MIKA: "Wh-What?! This can't be happening to me! Who's the father then if I'm not?!"

TOHMA: -Deep breath- -Exhales slowly- "Micheal Jackson."

MIKA: "MICHEAL JACKSON?!"

MAURY: "Let's bring out Micheal, Micheal come on out!"

MICHEAL: -Comes out dancing- "WOO!" -Sits down on other side of Tohma- "WOO! Hello Maury!"

MAURY: "Never woo and then say my name again..."

MICHEAL: "Ok Maury...WOO!"

MAURY: "Stop that! So...What happened between you two? How did all this come about?"

MICHEAL: I don't know...He kidnapped me in the middle of the night and I woke up in some house, and I saw him on a t.v in front of me, and he says,
'Hello Micheal...I want to play a game.'
So I was like 'Woo! Lostsa people do baby!' "

TOHMA: -Nod, nod-

MIKA: "This is a load a crap, Im gone..." -Leaves-

TOHMA: "Well, this was fairly pointless." -Looks over to Micheal, and smiles.-

MAURY: "Ok, get the gays off my set now!"