(I do not own Advance Wars, Warhammer 40K or PnF. They are owned by their respective owners. This is just a crossover. Enjoy.)

"All personnel, return to positions and standby while we prepare the BHS-5000 KIRIZAWA satellite for launch. All personnel are back in position. Green light for satellite launch. Ignition will commence in fifteen seconds." A Black Hole soldier said over on the intercom of the main Black Hole base on-planet, which is hidden in the wilderness of a large region simply known as the Tri-State Area. "Ignition." There was silence for only five seconds before a large satellite was shot out of a massive cannon that was apparently part of the base. "Liftoff. We have Liftoff. The BHS-5000 KIRIZAWA has successfully been launched into planetary orbit."

The Black Hole soldier that had announced over the base intercom stood in front of the monitors and buttons that made up the control room of the base's satellite launch facility. Another soldier, this one a Black Hole Commando, walked up to him and said, "Good job there, Walther. We'll need you to handle the responsibilities of this room once Supreme Leader Sturm gets here."

"When will Sturm arrive, Warrant Officer Deathphase?"

"He should arrive within the next two hours."

Meanwhile, in a command center near a war zone close to the border of the Andromeda galaxy. . .

"Sir, our Intel has clarified that the forces of Chaos are attacking these three star systems along the outer rim of the Milky Way Galaxy. So far, the systems attacked can hold, but the situation could go either way, Lord Sturm." A Black Hole soldier reported to Sturm.

"I can see that right now. Question: Are there any other commanders in this place?" Sturm said to the soldier.

"Yes sir, there is one Major Mosin and one Captain Nagant in the command center right now."

"Good. I request Major Mosin's presence, soldier."

"Understood."

The Black Hole soldier was gone for only ten minutes before he returned with a commander in his mid-thirties. He was wearing the uniform of an Imperial Japanese Army captain, complete with sword.

"You requested me, Lord Sturm?" The Black Hole Commander said.

"Yes, Major Mosin. Can you handle being in charge of this command center for the next ten years? I have something to do in the Eternox System over in the Nichaiso Galaxy."

"Yes sir. I shall coordinate our troops within the Andromeda without fail. Is there a reason why you requested me?"

"Yes and here's that reason: All of the guys who are higher ranking than you are either too busy commanding the soldiers on the front lines or dead. The Forces of Chaos are trying to break through our defenses so that they can strike at the Black Hole Homeworld. Naturally we are trying to do the same to them, but currently Black Hole and Chaos are like saber-toothed tigers preparing to go at each other's throats. Another problem that both Black Hole and Chaos face is that we are currently spread too thin and have too few commanders to guard each and every world that we control."

"Understood."

"As you know, Major Mosin, failure is not an option unless they strike with overwhelming force, such as that if one tries to delay it, he will have caused the same situation as if he had done absolutely nothing."

Sturm then left for the teleporter nexus of the command center, where he found a teleporter that was not set yet.

"Can we set the receiving node for this teleporter to be in the Eternox System?"

"Yes sir. We shall do so right away."

Sturm only waited for five minutes before the teleporter came online.

"Destination is Tri-Jungle Base, Aquarius V, Eternox System, and Nichaiso Galaxy. Correct?" the teleporter asked.

"Yes."

Sturm stepped into the teleporter and as he was teleported, the machine said, "Teleporting to Tri-Jungle Base, Aquarius V right now."

Back at the Tri-Jungle Base. . .

At the door to the base's main control room, two Black Hole commandos were standing around and keeping watch over the area when Sturm arrived.

"Lord Sturm, you have arrived." One of the commandos said to Sturm.

"Yes I have, 1st Lieutenant Darkstalker. Is Hawke in charge of this base?"

"Yes, Lord Sturm. One Colonel Hawke is currently commanding the troops in this base. 2nd Lieutenant Chaos Blade is ready to serve."

Sturm entered the control room of the base and was greeted by another commando, this one being Sgt. Evilos.

"Lord Sturm, you have arrived." A man with white hair said.

"Yes, Hawke. Are preparations complete for Operation Black Phoenix?" Sturm said.

"Yes, my lord. As we speak right now, local time is 04:35, and Commander Flak is on-board the BHS-5000 KIRIZAWA satellite, handling duties up there."

"Good. We'll test the satellite's laser, the Memory Reinitializer very soon. Contact Flak and tell him to focus and then fire the Memory Reinitializer at the test target."

"Understood."

On-board the BHS-5000 KIRIZAWA . . .

"Commander Flak, we're getting a call from our base on the ground." A Black Hole soldier said.

"Patch it through, Socom." Flak said to the soldier.

"This is Colonel Hawke hailing Commander Flak, do you hear me?" the transmission said.

"Affirmative. This is Commander Flak of the Black Hole army. Today is that day this planet's inhabitants call Labor Day. Orders, Hawke?"

"You are to fire the Memory Reinitializer, the satellite's laser weapon, at the test target."

"Understood."

Flak turned on the Memory Reinitializer and the satellite's computer asked, "Please confirm target."

"Target is one Australian Koala. Target name: Black Hole Animal Sergeant Kol'theas."

"Locked onto target. Memory Reinitializer energy at 100% right now. Firing."

The Memory Reinitializer, a laser weapon connected to the BHS-5000 KIRIZAWA satellite that can enable all memories of a person, even if false memories are installed, fired. When it fired, a bright purple laser shot out towards the planet.

Meanwhile on the planet, in the dense forests of one of the continents, a koala was looking at the sky, careful to avoid looking directly at the morning sun. It saw a bright purple laser heading straight for the creature. It frantically moved through the trees trying to avoid the laser, but it would not lose its target. The koala stops trying to run from the laser and gives up, allowing the laser to hit it. When it did, the koala's memories were all enabled, which allowed the koala to remember that it is a Black Hole sleeper agent.

Back at the Tri-Jungle base, Sturm transmits to the satellite, "Test of weapon successful, Flak?"

"Yes, my lord. It will take one hour for the Memory Reinitializer to recharge its single shot. We should fortify our ground-side base in the meantime and before we zap our last target."

"You are correct, Flak. Well, this success means that we can now commence Operation Black Phoenix."

For about fifty-five minutes the Black Hole soldiers on the planet were busy fortifying their base while the Memory Reinitializer recharged. At minute fifty-six, the Tri-Jungle Base was fortified to the extent that a frontal assault and any air attacks would fail.

"Flak, is anything going on right now?"

"No, there is nothing weird happening on the satellite right now. I must warn you, it would probably be a good idea to station a few soldiers inside the satellite launch facility's control room in case an enemy spy gets through."

"I guess I'll station three soldiers in there. One of them will lock the controls so that the enemy can't stop the launch while the other two hold back any hostiles."

"Alright, three minutes of charging left and the satellite is in position to fire. Flak out."