Inu to Renkinjutsushi

By: Sailor Greeny and Her little sister Possessed Fangirl

Disclaimer: We don't own Full Metal Alchemist or Inuyasha.

Summery: The FMA people find themselves in the Inuyasha world in Kagome's time, but then fall down the well to the Feudal era. Will they find a way to get home or will they be stuck 418 yeas in the past?

Sailor Greeny: This is the second fic we will write together.

Possessed Fangirl: My OC will be in this story. She's annoying. And stupid.

SG: I don't have an OC for this story. I have too many to count, but none for FMA or Inuyasha.

PF: She takes after me a little bit. Happy BIRTHDAY!

SG: Now I MUST say that in Japanese! Otanjyoubi Omedetou Gozaimasu!

PF: I said that, in english, to 350 people in one day.

SG: Singing Grammy Grammy Grammy Grammy Grammy Grammy is a stuff Dog.

PF: My oc's name is Sandra, she comes fully equipped with five foot invisible teddy bears... and stuff. She is a demon that survived inside of the..

SG: Terubi..

PF: a.k.a. the Tv. Now we begin.

#SOUND#

"Japanese"

"Animal talk"'

Thoughts'

(Author notes)

-Phone-

Chapter one: We're in the FUTURE?

Edward Elric: Master of hotnessssssssizzle. Where did that come from? Me. Oh...

CENTRAL MILITARY HEADQUARTERS 1916 SIX O'CLOCK IN ZE MORNING:

A big flash of light in the military facility awoke the whole city. "Whoa! Wa wazzat?" Ed sat up and looked around. He walked outside of his room and saw a well. "Al. When did this get here?" Al joined his brother and looked in. They were standing in the middle of the hall when First lieutenant Ross and Lieutenant colonel Hughes came to see what happened. When they saw what was there they just sat and stared.

"Is everybody all right?" Armstrong's voice came booming from down the hall. Ed flinched and turned around. Here came glittering dude of happiness. There was a rock the same color as the carpet. He tripped over it and fell onto the four. They were sent down the well, but thankfully Armstrong was so masculine that he didn't fit. He got stuck. Eventually Mustang the skirt obsessive flame alchemist came to help him out. (PF: Armstrong made a mistake. Plus his glitters fell off. T.T

SG: Haha, like Nelson from the Simpsons. MADE BY AN OREGONIAN! We ROCK! We live in the birthplace of the Simpsons!) The well disappeared in the same light taking Edward, Alphonse, Maria and Maes.

Kagome was getting ready to head out to the feudal era, by packing her hundred pound bag of doom. "Make sure to pack extra sacred sutras!" Her grandfather stuffed a handful into the bag.

"Umm, thanks grandpa but I gotta go soon." Kagome thought that she heard a series of acks' from the mini shrine so she wanted to go check it out. "Bye!" She walked outside and walked toward the shrine. She didn't actually think there would be any one there so she just focused on getting to see Inu-yasha. Kagome entered the shrine and saw an extra well by the original well. "Wha! What's that?" She ran up to the new well and peered inside.

"Excuse me? Could you get us out of here?" Al asked when he saw the teenage girl look over the edge.

When Kagome helped everyone out the well disappeared. "Who are... you, how did?-" A cry came from Kagome's house. "What now?" Kagome ran to her house. "Stay there!"

"Let's go Al." Ed signaled for his younger brother to come and they left.

"Sir, she told us to stay... lets go." Lt. Ross headed off after the Elric brothers. Maes looked around a bit and followed too. They stepped inside of the house and saw a box with antennae sticking out. There was a huge purple hole in it.

"Ow!" A girl that was about fifteen years of age and had brown hair, blue eyes, and was about the same height as Ed, rolled out of the box known by some as a television. She fell over as some other invisible forces fell on her as well. She wore a white shirt with a tiger head on it and camo jeans. "Papa bear. I didn't know you weighed so much. Hm?" She got up and faced the television Hey what's your problem, just because I'm better at certain things than you doesn't mean you have to- baby bear!" The girl ran towards Ed and the others and seemed to catch a small invisible object. "Who are you. I'm Sandra."

"Ummm. What just happened?" Ed asked staring at the new-newcomer.

"Take That!" Grandpa Higurashi threw some Sutras at Sandra and she just leaned over. She peeled the Sutras off and began yelling at the hole again. No matter how many sutras were thrown at Sandra or the tv they were sent right back at him. She tried to jump into the tv but it just spit her back out and closed up.

"Hey guys, looks like I'm with you now. Let's go." She made it sound like nothing at all had happened. "So who are you again?"

"I-I'm Lt. Maria Ross." Maria stepped back and smiled nervously.

"Hey, I thought I told you to stay where you were! Oh, never mind. Come on we have to find a way to get you back where you came from." Kagome sighed. "I'm Kagome."

Hughes rushed forward and was up in Kagome's face. "Hey, I'm Lieutenant colonel Hughes, They are Edward and Alphonse and this..." He reached into his pocket. "Is my darling daughter Elicia, isn't she just the cutest thing? Her voice is like an angels and she's a perfect dancer too she's flawless." Hughes paused to take a breath.

"Hey, Kagome who are they?" Inuyasha came inside and closely inspected the guests.

"Um, they came out of a well that suddenly appeared next to the bone eaters well. It left after I helped them out. Hey you have sparkles in your hair." she said pointing at Ed.

"What!" He reached up to feel the sparkles stuck to his hair. "Hey, these are Major Armstrong's sparkles. They must have fallen when he pushed us in that well accidentally."

"Who is Armstrong?" Kagome asked, "Sounds like that astronaut that went to the moon."

"The MOON?" The FMA people said, "Where ARE we?"

"Your at my family's shrine in Japan, why?"

"J-japan? where is that from Amestris?" Ed asked Hughes, Hughes shrugged. "Well. Um... is that a Chimera?" He stared at Inuyasha. He didn't think He could be but there wasn't much of another explanation either.

"Me? A chimera? No way, I'm a demon. What made you think I was a chimera?" Inuyasha walked up to Kagome. "Can we go now?" He whined.

"So, you guys are with the military?" Kagome asked them remembering the Lieutenant and colonel.

"Yes, we are, well all but one of us. Al here isn't but the rest of us are. Ed's a state alchemist so he's a major." Hughes explained to Kagome.

"Hello. Kagome... can we leave?" Inuyasha waved his hand in-front of her face.

"Wait a minute will ya? I need to get a couple things straight!" Kagome snapped. "So why are you here any ways? And how did you get here, was that something you did on purpose and can do again to get back home?"

"Um, well we don't really know how we got here, or why. So we don't know how to get back either." Al told Kagome. "I was kind of hoping that you would have known what to do." He stopped for a minute. "wait, there was another well next to the one we came out of, maybe that will work."

"What? Hey I need to go somewhere too. Can I go with you guys I like those outfits. And so does Papa bear. Blue is his favorite color." Sandra grabbed the picture of Elicia and gave it back to Hughes. "She is adorable, no doubt about that. She's going to be an actress like me someday and star in the musical sound of moosic'. Is tragic tale of farm girl who wanted to move to city. (PF: Ranma 1/2. Hehe.)

"Finally, a person that knows more about my daughters future than I do." Hughes grabbed Sandra's hand and shook it. "Of course you can come!" Ross flinched a little.

"Are you really sure that, you want... HER... to come?" Ross stepped back. She was almost afraid of this person.

"Well duh! All people love me!" She said proudly. "I was the star actress in the broadway show Birds'" Sandra told everyone.

"What are you talking about? That play is called cats'." Kagome said correcting the girl. And the other one is called Sound of MUSIC'. Now let's go see if the well idea will work. Come on."

They arrived at the well and Lt. Ross jumped in first, followed by Ed, Al, Sandra and Hughes. She saw a blue electric light so she figured that they were gone. She and Inuyasha jumped in and landed on top of the other people that were trying to get out by using a ladder that Ed had made. So, Kagome dragged the entire group of people to feudal Japan.

When Kagome had gotten the FMA group out of the well she sighed. "Well just have to find a way to get you back. While your here you might as well help us collect the shards of the jewel of four souls. First you should meet my other friends from this time."

"What do you mean, 'this time?" Ed asked, looking around at the trees that surrounded the well.

"We're in the Feudal era of Japan. 500 years in the past."

"Wait, what year did we just come from?" Hughes asked, he had a feeling it wasn't 1916.

"1997, why?" the four FMA people's jaws dropped and their eyes bugged out.

"WHAT?" Ed yelled.

"We went to the FUTURE?" Al said.

"And now we're in the past?" Maria and Maes both said.

"Wait, what year were you from if you were from the past?"

"It was 1916 when we found that well." Ed said.

"You came from the earlier 1900's?" Kagome asked, "We need to get you home. This is not good. Ack, no WONDER you didn't know about the Lunar landing." she said that last part to herself.

PF: That's over. Hey, SG! WHERE ARE YOU! I wrote all but three short paragraphs of that! ED! ATTACK SG!

Ed: Why? Get Papa bear to do it, he's bigger than I am... I think. So why is he invisible again?

PF: I don't know why they are in visible. I'll send Jumbo bear. He's strong. Hence the name, JUMBO BEAR!

JB: Yes?

PF and Ed: Go fetch SG. She needs to say something.

moments later.

JB: Got her. Puts down on ground Time for fourth lunch. Seeya's.

PF: Bye JB! Now SG. Say something.

SG: NANI! WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP? I was sleeping. I didn't get to bed until two last night! Oh well. Please Read and Review.

PF: Don't make me get... Jason bear! With his evil chain saw and ski mask. Yes a ski mask. Not a hockey mask. He's EVILER that way. So be nice to me.

SG: You would NNNNNNNNNOOOOOTTTTTT! AHHHHHHH! OKAASAN! Runs screaming from Jason Bear. Sumimasen, SUMEMASEN IMOUTO-CHAN! trips and falls on her face ITAI! gets up and continues running.

PF: While SG is running from Jason Bear I will conclude this story with me watching SG and Jason Bear while eating popcorn with Ed. Do what SG says! R&R OR JASON BEAR WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS! Seriously. That or worse. I will.