Ok, I know I did a Halloween story that was a complete bust, but I've had this chapter sitting on my computer for a few months now, and I have 2 other chapters written up and another 2 in mind. I way more ready for this than I was for Halloween! For chapter one, please enjoy Naruto and Lee havin' some fun and annoying the crap outta everyone! (Truly, that's Kiba and Naruto's job, but hey, Lee needs spotlight too!)
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Lee and Naruto/Chopping down a "Christmas Tree" in Shino's front yard\ It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday. Not your normal average everyday!
Shino/Frowns, hearing the sound of metal to wood\ Sounds like some one killed my old apple tree,/Looks outside, seeing the two, and his fallen tree, and glares at them\ Naruto and Lee why d'you do this to me?
Lee and Naruto/spinning and holding hands\ the world feels like its spinning in loverly-
Shino: go away before I harm you bodily-
Lee and Naruto: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to meeeee!
----- Later -----
Lee and Naruto: they'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow!
/Naruto spots Sasuke and stands next to him\
Lee: hey Naruto who's that under the mistletoe?
Sasuke:/looks at the mistletoe, then looks at Naruto who has a stupid grin on his face, then realized what was going on\ what, who, me/blushes slightly\ would you look at the time, I should goooo/runs away\
/Naruto looks at Lee and shrugs\
----- Later -----
Ino/looking at Sasuke, then glares at Sakura\ people seem a little more sisterly
Sakura/was also looking at Sasuke, but glares at Ino\ here's a special something to you from me /hands her a month old fruit cake that's says: "Sasuke belongs to Sakura", then Sakura walks away\
Ino/scoffs, then throws the thing in the trash, filled with other cakes with similar messages\
Lee and Naruto: even all the trash has Christmas it smell so sweetly!!
Akamaru/barks\ (in place of Gary's meow)
Lee and Naruto: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me-
Neji/thinking no ones watching him, silly dance included\ la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la . /Sees Lee and Naruto watching him and he sends fire igniting glares their way, causing them to take off running.\
-----Later-----
/Lee and Naruto throw rocks at Shikamaru's window. One rock thrown by Lee breaks the window, and Shikamaru sticks his head out threw the broken shards.\
Shika/Sighs\ what do you want can't you see that I'm busy?
Lee and Naruto/Doing a little tap dancing number with some huge plastic candy canes\ step out side we got something for you to see/Naruto slips and falls, the candy cane flying out of his hands and hitting Lee\
Shikamaru/He takes a look at his house, brightly decorated, and his face deadpans\ Naruto take this stuff down immediately…
Hinata and Kiba/Eating, but Hinata stops to sing while Kiba sings with his mouth full\ Chestnuts roasting and burns to the 3rd degree /Holds up their hands for the readers to see the burn marks on it, before Kiba starts to choke on his chestnuts\
-----Later-----
/Every one is together under the Konoha Christmas Tree\ (even if they don't wanna be there XD)
Everyone: Tonight things are as good as they seem to be!
Tenten: A star on top will complete all the scenery /Throws a shurikin and it sticks to the top of the tree.\
Lee and Naruto: This Christmas feels like-
Choji/In a very high pitched voice.\ The very first Christmas to meeeee/he laughs\
Everyone: This Christmas feels like-
Choji/In a very high pitched voice.\ The very first Christmas to meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
/Everyone looks at him strangely, and he shrugs.\
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How's that for some x-mas crack? XD a little nod to Yaoi fan's in there… if you cant spot it…. Well….
Anyways, review! Even just an –lol- would be better than nothing… it will take up about only ½ min of your life... (depending on how long your review is XD)
UPCOMING SONGS:
Baby its cold outside
12 days of Christmas
Rudolf the red-nose reindeer (What does that have to do with the show Naruto? Wait and find out XD)