REVENGE!
Yay! It's my first B-K fic! I'm a huge fan. Been a fan of it since the day the frikkin' game was released!
Ahem, so anyways, I was at Freezeezy Peak and I decided to kill all of the Twinklies because I was bored. Go me.
Banjo and Kazooie succeeded, but the Twinklies seek revenge...
So the little voice inside my head told me to use my 'imagintation'...
Chapter 1 Rabid Bear!
Banjo is trotting along near Wozza's cave, a golden item plced in his paws. A jiggy, of course.
Banjo: Boggy really doesn't belong out here on a sled, challenging every person that walks by him, huh Kazooie? I mean, the guy has three kids that he doesn't even take care of and he's the size of... that walrus over there.
Kazooie, a red-crested breegull, pokes her head from out of the blue backpack carried by Banjo. She gives a nod of agreement, while glancing over at Wozza.
Kazooie: Ya got that right. He definately needs to go on that Atkins Diet or something...
She looks over at Wozza once more, a mischievious grin on her face.
Kazooie: Hey, blubber! Do you know what "wieght loss" means?
Banjo: Kazooie!!!
At the sound of Banjo, Wozza gives a startled look and starts to back away into his home.
Wozza: Egad! A rabid bear! Wozza must cower into his cave like a sissy! AHHHHH!!!
Wozza dashes into his cave like a sheep that's just seen a wolf.
Kazooie: Heh, what an idiot...
Banjo: sigh C'mon Kaz, let's go...
They slide down the snowy path until they reach a large, seemingly dark, Christmas Tree with a blue box settled a few feet away from it. A blue little light bulb pops out with the arrival of Banjo.
Blue Twinklie: Oh Mr. Bear! Please help reach that seemingly dark Christmas Tree! We wish we could ourselves, but these green monster things called Twinklie Munchers will eat us!
Kazooie: Get lost, talking street light!
Banjo: C'mon Kazooie, lets help it...
Kazooie: Oh... fine then.... whats in it for us?
Blue Twinklie: The feeling of joy when you've helped somebody!
Kazooie: Wow......... you must really be desperate to use that crap.
Banjo: Kazooie! We'll help you twinklies, free of charge!
Kazooie: WHAT?! No way! I'm the one who has to pound those things and I'm not doin' it without a reward or something!
Blue Twinklie: You'll help us?! YAY! Brothers! Sisters! Let us go to the Christmas Tree!
Kazooie: But, I didn't--
Before she can finish, one by one the twinklies hop out of the blue box and hop down to the Christmas Tree. All of a sudden a green creature pokes out from a hole in the ground, ready to eat any Twinklie in it's path.
Banjo: Uh-oh!
He quickly punches the Twinklie Muncher, causing it to make a sound to express it's pain, and retreats back into the hole.
Banjo: Whew, that was close...
But before he can stop to rest, yet another Twinklie Muncher appears.
Banjo: Oh crap...
Try as he might, Banjo can't take on all of the Twinklie Muchers at the same time, and it ends up killing more than half of the Twinklies.
Banjo: KAZOOIE! WOULD YOU AT LEAST TRY AND HELP?!
Kazooie: No way! I'm not helping those stupid lights! Let them die for all I care.
She gives a smile at the sound of a blood-curdling cry came from a red Twinklie being devoured.
Kazooie: Hey, not helping is pretty fun!
She goes back into the backpack, leaving Banjo to fend for himself.
Banjo: I don't have a good feeling about this...
To be continued!